[00:00.000] 作词 : Delonge, Hoppus
[00:11.254]I took her out, it was a Friday night
[00:14.406]I wore cologne to get the feeling right
[00:17.002]We started making out
[00:18.755]And she took off my pants
[00:19.955]But then I turned on the TV
[00:22.804]And that's about the time she walked away from me
[00:25.846]Nobody likes you when you're 23
[00:28.737]And are still more amused by TV shows
[00:31.006]What the **** is ADD?
[00:32.067]My friends say I should act my age
[00:34.126]What's my age again?
[00:35.492]What's my age again?
[00:39.805]Then later on, on the drive home
[00:42.759]I called her mom from a payphone
[00:44.958]And I said I was the cops
[00:46.894]And your husband's in jail
[00:48.063]This states looks down on sodomy
[00:50.542]And that's about the time that bitch hung up on me
[00:53.794]Nobody likes you when you're 23
[00:56.638]And I'm still amused by prank phone calls
[00:59.145]What the **** is caller ID?
[01:00.783]My friends say I should act my age
[01:02.285]What's my age again?
[01:03.541]What's my age again?
[01:05.666]It's the slow pretty part!
[01:26.799]And that's about the time she walked away from me
[01:29.943]Nobody likes you when you're 23
[01:32.639]And you still act like you're in freshman year
[01:35.283]What the **** is wrong with me?
[01:36.483]My friends say I should act my age
[01:38.299]What's my age again?
[01:39.012]And that's about the time she broke up with me
[01:42.416]No one should take themselves so seriously
[01:45.205]With many years ahead to fall in love
[01:47.936]Why would you wish that on me
[01:48.994]I never wanted to act my age
[01:50.759]What's my age again?
[01:52.285]What's my age again?
[02:04.336]What's my age again?
[02:08.895]Mark: Where's my Asian friend?
[02:18.796]**** yeah!
[02:21.259]Tom: Hey Mark! I'm starting to get sweaty and contrary to what most people think, I think I look better wet
[02:29.946]I've been campaigning this for about two years now
[02:33.605]So throughout the show, you will see me getting sexier and sexier as it gets hotter and hotter. You know?
[02:39.768]Mark: And...
[02:40.553]Tom: And what?
[02:41.345]Mark: If you watch close enough, you might watch Tom getting fatter and fatter as the show goes on, too
[02:45.540]Tom: Why would I be getting fatter?
[02:47.863]Mark: 'Cause...
[02:48.351]Tom: BOOBIES!!
[02:49.894]Mark: Oh jeez, stop it, No
[02:52.683]Tom: But you're too young
[02:53.968]Mark: You're way too young. Let me tell you why you're gonna get fatter and fatter, because dog semen is full of calories
[03:00.894]Tom: Yeah, don't eat dog semen . We hear that there's a...there's hotter...it's the number one cause of uh... uh bad breathe
[03:09.481]Hey this song is about when I had too much alcoholic beverages, got kicked out of high school, wrote a song about it and here it goes like this
[03:25.845]Mark: And here it goes

作词 : Delonge, Hoppus
I took her out, it was a Friday night
I wore cologne to get the feeling right
We started making out
And she took off my pants
But then I turned on the TV
And that's about the time she walked away from me
Nobody likes you when you're 23
And are still more amused by TV shows
What the **** is ADD?
My friends say I should act my age
What's my age again?
What's my age again?
Then later on, on the drive home
I called her mom from a payphone
And I said I was the cops
And your husband's in jail
This states looks down on sodomy
And that's about the time that bitch hung up on me
Nobody likes you when you're 23
And I'm still amused by prank phone calls
What the **** is caller ID?
My friends say I should act my age
What's my age again?
What's my age again?
It's the slow pretty part!
And that's about the time she walked away from me
Nobody likes you when you're 23
And you still act like you're in freshman year
What the **** is wrong with me?
My friends say I should act my age
What's my age again?
And that's about the time she broke up with me
No one should take themselves so seriously
With many years ahead to fall in love
Why would you wish that on me
I never wanted to act my age
What's my age again?
What's my age again?
What's my age again?
Mark: Where's my Asian friend?
**** yeah!
Tom: Hey Mark! I'm starting to get sweaty and contrary to what most people think, I think I look better wet
I've been campaigning this for about two years now
So throughout the show, you will see me getting sexier and sexier as it gets hotter and hotter. You know?
Mark: And...
Tom: And what?
Mark: If you watch close enough, you might watch Tom getting fatter and fatter as the show goes on, too
Tom: Why would I be getting fatter?
Mark: 'Cause...
Tom: BOOBIES!!
Mark: Oh jeez, stop it, No
Tom: But you're too young
Mark: You're way too young. Let me tell you why you're gonna get fatter and fatter, because dog semen is full of calories
Tom: Yeah, don't eat dog semen . We hear that there's a...there's hotter...it's the number one cause of uh... uh bad breathe
Hey this song is about when I had too much alcoholic beverages, got kicked out of high school, wrote a song about it and here it goes like this
Mark: And here it goes