[00:00.00] 作曲 : Jonathan Coulton
[00:10.65]If it doesn't kill you it'll make you stronger
[00:15.66]But if it kills you you'll be dead
[00:20.37]Use flourescent bulbs they'll probably last longer
[00:24.66]But the buzzing sound might hurt your head
[00:29.52]There's two ways of looking at your problem
[00:34.08]Right or wrong, win or lose
[00:38.61]Stand around and you'll never get the job done
[00:43.29]All you have to do is choose
[00:45.51]Madelaine, stay with me
[00:47.76]Madelaine, leave me be
[00:49.11]Madelaine, just tell me what you're gonna do
[00:54.60]Madelaine, stay for more
[00:56.88]Madelaine, use the door
[00:59.22]Madelaine, I'm gonna leave it up to you
[01:07.20]You could buy a dog to keep away the bad guys
[01:11.49]But you'd have to walk him every day
[01:16.38]You could open up a Chicken Kitchen franchise
[01:20.55]Piss off the ASPCA
[01:25.68]Either way, you better make your mind up
[01:30.03]What is what, which is which
[01:32.13]Cause on the mound, they're ready with the windup
[01:39.18]And you can't miss another pitch
[01:41.52]Madelaine, stay with me
[01:43.77]Madelaine, leave me be
[01:46.08]Madelaine, just tell me what you're gonna do
[01:50.61]Madelaine, stay for more
[01:52.83]Madelaine, use the door
[01:55.20]Madelaine, I'm gonna leave it up to you
[02:02.58]So many tasties on your plate
[02:07.89]What is a hungry girl to do?
[02:09.15]Already it may be too late
[02:16.68]I'm sick of cooking for you
[02:30.69]You could tell me that it's getting past your bedtime
[02:35.19]And that you have to say goodnight
[02:39.81]You could tell me that you've had way too much red wine
[02:44.37]And you would probably be right
[02:49.26]Either way, you better wash those glasses
[02:53.52]You've got friends coming by
[02:55.50]And besides, you're sick of making passes
[03:01.20]Truth be told, so am I
[03:04.92]Madelaine, stay with me
[03:07.23]Madelaine, leave me be
[03:09.36]Madelaine, just tell me what you're gonna do
[03:14.04]Madelaine, stay for more
[03:16.26]Madelaine, use the door
[03:18.60]Madelaine, I'm gonna leave it up to you

作曲 : Jonathan Coulton
If it doesn't kill you it'll make you stronger
But if it kills you you'll be dead
Use flourescent bulbs they'll probably last longer
But the buzzing sound might hurt your head
There's two ways of looking at your problem
Right or wrong, win or lose
Stand around and you'll never get the job done
All you have to do is choose
Madelaine, stay with me
Madelaine, leave me be
Madelaine, just tell me what you're gonna do
Madelaine, stay for more
Madelaine, use the door
Madelaine, I'm gonna leave it up to you
You could buy a dog to keep away the bad guys
But you'd have to walk him every day
You could open up a Chicken Kitchen franchise
Piss off the ASPCA
Either way, you better make your mind up
What is what, which is which
Cause on the mound, they're ready with the windup
And you can't miss another pitch
Madelaine, stay with me
Madelaine, leave me be
Madelaine, just tell me what you're gonna do
Madelaine, stay for more
Madelaine, use the door
Madelaine, I'm gonna leave it up to you
So many tasties on your plate
What is a hungry girl to do?
Already it may be too late
I'm sick of cooking for you
You could tell me that it's getting past your bedtime
And that you have to say goodnight
You could tell me that you've had way too much red wine
And you would probably be right
Either way, you better wash those glasses
You've got friends coming by
And besides, you're sick of making passes
Truth be told, so am I
Madelaine, stay with me
Madelaine, leave me be
Madelaine, just tell me what you're gonna do
Madelaine, stay for more
Madelaine, use the door
Madelaine, I'm gonna leave it up to you