[00:00.84]If I were a girl
[00:04.86]even just for a day
[00:10.30]I'd roll out of bed in the morning
[00:13.29]and wonder what just happened to me.
[00:18.50]Oh no don't tell me they're real.
[00:23.19]Yeah I think they're real.
[00:29.19]Something else is missing
[00:31.75]Where the hecks my PEN15!
[00:36.76]If I were a girl
[00:41.26]would I still look like a guy?
[00:46.50]No I wont put on make up
[00:49.80]but I might just want to give that bra a try.
[00:55.86]If I were a girl
[00:59.98]I could mess with the guys.
[01:05.61]No, no not like that
[01:07.71]I mean When we get a nice dinner
[01:09.35]I'll make sure they buy.
[01:14.61]I could seduce them.
[01:17.96]Show them my nice behind.
[01:24.21]Yo Zach check out that
[01:25.32]A... OMG Ha gotcha.
[01:27.13]You totally like guys!
[01:32.26]If I were a girl
[01:36.44]I'd have the nicest legs.
[01:42.38]I refuse to cook in the kitchen
[01:44.94]I'm pretty dang good with the microwave.
[01:50.49]If I were a girl
[01:54.87]please don't get mad if I'm mean.
[02:00.80]I'm not used to my body this monthly thing is kinda new to me.
[02:09.36]No I don't really know
[02:12.81]if I want to change back.
[02:15.62]Because I like my new hair and the guys love my
[02:24.06]FACE whatt!
[02:26.93]Oh if I were a girl
[02:31.43]I don't think I'd ever understand
[02:37.55]How it feels to be a girl.
[02:39.73]God please change me back to a man!
[02:45.73]If I were a girl.

If I were a girl
even just for a day
I'd roll out of bed in the morning
and wonder what just happened to me.
Oh no don't tell me they're real.
Yeah I think they're real.
Something else is missing
Where the hecks my PEN15!
If I were a girl
would I still look like a guy?
No I wont put on make up
but I might just want to give that bra a try.
If I were a girl
I could mess with the guys.
No, no not like that
I mean When we get a nice dinner
I'll make sure they buy.
I could seduce them.
Show them my nice behind.
Yo Zach check out that
A... OMG Ha gotcha.
You totally like guys!
If I were a girl
I'd have the nicest legs.
I refuse to cook in the kitchen
I'm pretty dang good with the microwave.
If I were a girl
please don't get mad if I'm mean.
I'm not used to my body this monthly thing is kinda new to me.
No I don't really know
if I want to change back.
Because I like my new hair and the guys love my
FACE whatt!
Oh if I were a girl
I don't think I'd ever understand
How it feels to be a girl.
God please change me back to a man!
If I were a girl.