[01:10.023]Big man, pig man, ha ha, charade you are, oh
[01:27.970]You well heeled big wheel, ha ha, charade you are
[01:43.438]And when your hand is on your heart
[01:50.973]You’re nearly a good laugh
[01:54.866]Almost a joker
[01:57.346]With your head down in the pig bin
[02:00.996]Saying “Keep on digging”
[02:06.136]Pig stain on your fat chin
[02:09.627]What do you hope to find?
[02:14.215]There in the pig mine
[02:17.492]You’re nearly a laugh
[02:21.099]You’re nearly a laugh
[02:22.926]But you’re really a cry
[02:46.482]Bus stop rat bag, ha ha, charade you are
[03:03.932]You f**ked up old hag, ha ha, charade you are
[03:18.779]You radiate cold shafts of broken glass
[03:27.360]You’re nearly a good laugh
[03:30.979]Almost worth a quick grin
[03:34.462]You like the feel of steel
[03:38.216]You’re hot stuff with a hat pin
[03:41.853]And good fun with a hand gun
[03:45.487]You’re nearly a laugh
[03:49.248]You’re nearly a laugh
[03:50.929]But you’re really a cry
[08:10.010]Hey you White House, ha ha, charade you are
[08:27.142]You house proud town mouse, ha ha, charade you are
[08:42.190]You’re trying to keep our feelings off the street
[08:49.984]You’re nearly a real treat
[08:53.475]All tight lips and cold feet
[08:56.958]I know you feel abused
[09:03.400]You gotta stem the evil tide
[09:07.592]And keep it all on the inside
[09:11.039]Mary you’re nearly a treat
[09:14.360]Mary you’re nearly a treat
[09:16.541]But you’re really a cry

Big man, pig man, ha ha, charade you are, oh
You well heeled big wheel, ha ha, charade you are
And when your hand is on your heart
You’re nearly a good laugh
Almost a joker
With your head down in the pig bin
Saying “Keep on digging”
Pig stain on your fat chin
What do you hope to find?
There in the pig mine
You’re nearly a laugh
You’re nearly a laugh
But you’re really a cry
Bus stop rat bag, ha ha, charade you are
You f**ked up old hag, ha ha, charade you are
You radiate cold shafts of broken glass
You’re nearly a good laugh
Almost worth a quick grin
You like the feel of steel
You’re hot stuff with a hat pin
And good fun with a hand gun
You’re nearly a laugh
You’re nearly a laugh
But you’re really a cry
Hey you White House, ha ha, charade you are
You house proud town mouse, ha ha, charade you are
You’re trying to keep our feelings off the street
You’re nearly a real treat
All tight lips and cold feet
I know you feel abused
You gotta stem the evil tide
And keep it all on the inside
Mary you’re nearly a treat
Mary you’re nearly a treat
But you’re really a cry