[00:00.00] 作词 : Marc Shaiman/Trey Parker
[00:00.01] 作曲 : Marc Shaiman/Trey Parker
[00:00.03]We've all heard of Rudolph and his shiny nose
[00:03.82]And we all know Frosty who's made out of snow
[00:08.16]But all of those stories seem kind of... gay
[00:11.83]'Cause we all know who brightens up our holiday
[00:20.65]Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo
[00:24.95]Small and brown he comes from you
[00:27.15]Sit on the toilet here he comes
[00:29.23]Squeezeing 'tween your festive buns
[00:31.87]A present from down below
[00:34.10]Spreading joy with a "Howdy-Ho!"
[00:36.67]He's seen the love inside of you
[00:39.07]'Cause he's a piece of poo
[00:41.16]Sometimes he's nutty
[00:42.48]Sometimes he's corny
[00:43.48]He can be brown or greenish brown
[00:45.43]But if you eat fiber on Christmas eve
[00:48.25]He might come to your town!
[00:49.95]Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo
[00:52.83]He loves me, I love you
[00:55.23]Therefore, vicariously he loves you!
[00:57.52]I can make a Mr. Hankey too!
[01:00.36]Cartman: Well Kyle where is he?Kyle,
[01:04.46]Kyle: Ehh .. He's coming!
[01:06.58]Stan: Come on dude, push!
[01:08.89]Kyle: Ehhhh... I'm Trying!
[01:10.32]Cartman: Wait, wait I can see his head!
[01:12.37]Kyle: Here he comes!
[01:14.15]Mr. Hankey: Howdy Ho!
[01:17.86]I'm Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo
[01:20.88]Season's greetings to all of you!
[01:23.30]Let's sing songs and dance and play
[01:25.51]Now before I melt away.
[01:27.85]Here's a game I like to play
[01:30.09]Stick me in your mouth and try to say
[01:32.43]"Howdy ho ho yum yum yum"
[01:34.80]Christmas Time has come!
[01:37.11]Sometimes He's runny
[01:38.20]Sometimes he's firm
[01:39.43]Sometimes he's practically water
[01:41.90]Sometimes he hangs off the end of your ass
[01:43.92]And won't fall in the toilet
[01:45.37]'Cause he's just clinging to your sphincter
[01:47.62]And he won't drop off and so you shake your ass around
[01:49.44]And try to get it to drop in the toilet and finally it does
[01:53.53]Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo
[01:56.89]When Christmas leaves, he must leave too.
[01:59.01]Flush him down but he's never gone
[02:03.51]His smell and his spirit lingers on!
[02:09.37]Howdy Ho!
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作词 : Marc Shaiman/Trey Parker
作曲 : Marc Shaiman/Trey Parker
We've all heard of Rudolph and his shiny nose
And we all know Frosty who's made out of snow
But all of those stories seem kind of... gay
'Cause we all know who brightens up our holiday
Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo
Small and brown he comes from you
Sit on the toilet here he comes
Squeezeing 'tween your festive buns
A present from down below
Spreading joy with a "Howdy-Ho!"
He's seen the love inside of you
'Cause he's a piece of poo
Sometimes he's nutty
Sometimes he's corny
He can be brown or greenish brown
But if you eat fiber on Christmas eve
He might come to your town!
Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo
He loves me, I love you
Therefore, vicariously he loves you!
I can make a Mr. Hankey too!
Cartman: Well Kyle where is he?Kyle,
Kyle: Ehh .. He's coming!
Stan: Come on dude, push!
Kyle: Ehhhh... I'm Trying!
Cartman: Wait, wait I can see his head!
Kyle: Here he comes!
Mr. Hankey: Howdy Ho!
I'm Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo
Season's greetings to all of you!
Let's sing songs and dance and play
Now before I melt away.
Here's a game I like to play
Stick me in your mouth and try to say
"Howdy ho ho yum yum yum"
Christmas Time has come!
Sometimes He's runny
Sometimes he's firm
Sometimes he's practically water
Sometimes he hangs off the end of your ass
And won't fall in the toilet
'Cause he's just clinging to your sphincter
And he won't drop off and so you shake your ass around
And try to get it to drop in the toilet and finally it does
Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo
When Christmas leaves, he must leave too.
Flush him down but he's never gone
His smell and his spirit lingers on!
Howdy Ho!