[00:28.89]We've been together for so very long
[00:33.60]But now things are changing, oh I wonder what's wrong?
[00:39.60]Seems you don't want me around
[00:44.40]The passion is gone and the flame's died down
[00:49.32]I guess I lost a little bit of self-esteem
[00:55.17]That time that you made it with the whole hockey team
[01:01.23]You used to think I was nice
[01:05.58]Now you tell all your friends that I'm the Antichrist
[01:09.09]Oh, why did you disconnect the brakes in my car?
[01:17.04]That kind of thing is hard to ignore
[01:22.20]Got a funny feeling you don't love me anymore
[01:39.18]I knew that we were having problems when
[01:43.89]You put those piranhas in my bathtub again
[01:49.80]You're still the light of my life
[01:54.96]Oh darling, I'm beggin', won't you put down that knife?
[02:00.99]You know, I even think it's kinda cute the way
[02:05.40]You poison my coffee just a little each day
[02:10.29]I still remember the way that you laughed
[02:17.13]When you pushed me down that elevator shaft
[02:20.97]Oh, if you don't mind me asking, what's this poisonous cobra
[02:28.02]Doing in my underwear drawer?
[02:31.62]Sometime I get to thinking you don't love me any more
[02:49.35]You slammed my face down on the barbecue grill
[02:53.61]Now my scars are all healing, but my heart never will
[02:58.17]You set my house on fire
[03:04.71]You pulled out my chest hairs with an old pair of pliers
[03:09.96]Oh, you think that I'm ugly and you say that I'm cheap
[03:15.51]You shaved off my eyebrows while I was asleep
[03:22.89]You drilled a hole in my head
[03:26.01]Then you dumped me in a drainage ditch and left me for dead
[03:31.44]Oh, you know this really isn't like you at all
[03:37.11]You never acted this way before
[03:39.93]Honey, something tells me you don't love me any more, oh no no
[03:53.37]Got a funny feeling you don't love me anymore
[03:57.21][approximately 10 minutes and 2 seconds of silence]

We've been together for so very long
But now things are changing, oh I wonder what's wrong?
Seems you don't want me around
The passion is gone and the flame's died down
I guess I lost a little bit of self-esteem
That time that you made it with the whole hockey team
You used to think I was nice
Now you tell all your friends that I'm the Antichrist
Oh, why did you disconnect the brakes in my car?
That kind of thing is hard to ignore
Got a funny feeling you don't love me anymore
I knew that we were having problems when
You put those piranhas in my bathtub again
You're still the light of my life
Oh darling, I'm beggin', won't you put down that knife?
You know, I even think it's kinda cute the way
You poison my coffee just a little each day
I still remember the way that you laughed
When you pushed me down that elevator shaft
Oh, if you don't mind me asking, what's this poisonous cobra
Doing in my underwear drawer?
Sometime I get to thinking you don't love me any more
You slammed my face down on the barbecue grill
Now my scars are all healing, but my heart never will
You set my house on fire
You pulled out my chest hairs with an old pair of pliers
Oh, you think that I'm ugly and you say that I'm cheap
You shaved off my eyebrows while I was asleep
You drilled a hole in my head
Then you dumped me in a drainage ditch and left me for dead
Oh, you know this really isn't like you at all
You never acted this way before
Honey, something tells me you don't love me any more, oh no no
Got a funny feeling you don't love me anymore