[00:00.00] 作词 : Akiva Schaffer/Brendan Long/Jorma Taccone/Andy Samberg/Brandon Lamela
[00:00.26] 作曲 : Akiva Schaffer/Brendan Long/Jorma Taccone/Andy Samberg/Brandon Lamela
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[00:03.01]Aye yo, new Lonely Island, 2011
[00:04.79]Let's get 'em Kiv!
[00:06.08]Aye yo my d**k don't work, that shit is soft as a pillow
[00:08.79]My girlie lookin' at me like “You for real dude?”
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[00:12.26]Aye yo, hold up, hold up, we gotta come harder than that! Yo tell 'em Andy!
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[00:16.07]I think there might be something wrong with my d**k
[00:17.67]It's like a melted stick of butter so soft that it can't fill a rubber.
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[00:21.19]Aye yo come on man, this is Lonely Island, people are countin' on us,
[00:24.35]I gotta run all these mother****ers myself! Whoo!
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[00:27.47]Aye yo I think I broke my d**k in the sink
[00:29.36]it's so small and ugly, all smashed and flat like it was playin' rugby.
[00:32.47]HOLD UP HOLD UP, this is serious, Kiv let 'em know!
[00:36.09]Yo for real though, I suffer from stinky shit.
[00:37.95]Every time I take a piss it smells just like shit .
[00:41.05]HAHA yeah that's what I'm talkin' 'bout! Andy show 'em how it's done!
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[00:45.36]My shit looks like the fat that you cut off a steak
[00:47.08]smashed in like my b***s went and stepped on a rake.
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[00:50.33]LONELY ISLAND! GRAMMY NOMINATED, YEA! HIT 'EM AGAIN!
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[00:53.98]Yo straight out the box with my soggy little shrimp
[00:55.98]I was a eight year old girl before the doctor found my d**k
[00:58.75]We make too much money for this shit , murder music!
[01:01.99]I shit the bed cause my d**k played a prank on my butt
[01:04.66]HIT EM! Straight crept when I slept and stuck a laxative up..
[01:07.64]SUPPOSITORY MUSIC! WHATCHY'ALL KNOW ABOUT INCONTINENCE?!
[01:11.13]I got hepatitis c from horse, but no confusion, JEAH!
[01:13.86]It wasn't from the sex it was a blood transfusion!
[01:16.63]WHAT?! MOTHER****er GOT HORSE BLOOD! WHAT Y'ALL GOT?
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[01:19.96]I write freaky fan fiction where cartoons ****
[01:22.25]got CGI Garfield lickin' Marmaduke's d**k
[01:25.30]WHOO! I WOULD LIKE TO SEE THAT!
[01:27.40]THIS IS THAT GARFIELD **** MUSIC! NOW YA'LL JUST SHOWIN OFF! PREACH!
[01:31.51]I got a friend named Reggie who lives down at the dump
[01:34.04]every other week I swing by and bring him some lunch
[01:37.03]OH!! NOW THAT JUST SOUNDS NICE!
[01:39.20]IMA CALL IT RIGHT THERE, GAME OVER MOTHER****erS!
[01:42.07]LONELY ISLAND, WE STARTED THIS FAKE RAP shit ! THE WORLD NEEDS US!
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作词 : Akiva Schaffer/Brendan Long/Jorma Taccone/Andy Samberg/Brandon Lamela
作曲 : Akiva Schaffer/Brendan Long/Jorma Taccone/Andy Samberg/Brandon Lamela

Maximal R&B - The Freshest & Hottest R&B/ Hip-Hop Music!
Aye yo, new Lonely Island, 2011
Let's get 'em Kiv!
Aye yo my d**k don't work, that shit is soft as a pillow
My girlie lookin' at me like “You for real dude?”
Aye yo, hold up, hold up, we gotta come harder than that! Yo tell 'em Andy!
I think there might be something wrong with my d**k
It's like a melted stick of butter so soft that it can't fill a rubber.
Aye yo come on man, this is Lonely Island, people are countin' on us,
I gotta run all these mother****ers myself! Whoo!
Aye yo I think I broke my d**k in the sink
it's so small and ugly, all smashed and flat like it was playin' rugby.
HOLD UP HOLD UP, this is serious, Kiv let 'em know!
Yo for real though, I suffer from stinky shit.
Every time I take a piss it smells just like shit .
HAHA yeah that's what I'm talkin' 'bout! Andy show 'em how it's done!
My shit looks like the fat that you cut off a steak
smashed in like my b***s went and stepped on a rake.
LONELY ISLAND! GRAMMY NOMINATED, YEA! HIT 'EM AGAIN!
Yo straight out the box with my soggy little shrimp
I was a eight year old girl before the doctor found my d**k
We make too much money for this shit , murder music!
I shit the bed cause my d**k played a prank on my butt
HIT EM! Straight crept when I slept and stuck a laxative up..
SUPPOSITORY MUSIC! WHATCHY'ALL KNOW ABOUT INCONTINENCE?!
I got hepatitis c from horse, but no confusion, JEAH!
It wasn't from the sex it was a blood transfusion!
WHAT?! MOTHER****er GOT HORSE BLOOD! WHAT Y'ALL GOT?
I write freaky fan fiction where cartoons ****
got CGI Garfield lickin' Marmaduke's d**k
WHOO! I WOULD LIKE TO SEE THAT!
THIS IS THAT GARFIELD **** MUSIC! NOW YA'LL JUST SHOWIN OFF! PREACH!
I got a friend named Reggie who lives down at the dump
every other week I swing by and bring him some lunch
OH!! NOW THAT JUST SOUNDS NICE!
IMA CALL IT RIGHT THERE, GAME OVER MOTHER****erS!
LONELY ISLAND, WE STARTED THIS FAKE RAP shit ! THE WORLD NEEDS US!
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