[00:00.00] 作曲 : Samberg, Schaffer, Taccone
[00:02.20]Chris: We're sitting here today with film star Natilalie Portman.
[00:04.92]Natalie: Hello
[00:06.34]Chris: So Natalie, tell us what a day in the life of Natalie Portman is like?
[00:09.73]Natalie: Do you really want to know?
[00:11.66]Chris: Please tell us.
[00:13.29](Natalie ~Rap~) I don't sleep mother****er off that Yak and the durbin'
[00:16.10]Doin' 120 getting' head while I'm swerving
[00:19.24](Seth: Damn Natalie, you a crazy chick.)
[00:21.83]Yo, shut the **** up and suck my d**k.
[00:24.62]I'm bustin' dudes valves like gushers mother****er.
[00:27.40]Pull up to NBC and smack the **** outta Jeff Zucker.
[00:30.42]What you want Natalie? (To drink and fight!)
[00:33.14]What you need Natalie? (To **** all night!)
[00:35.89]Don't test me when I'm crazy off that airplane group
[00:38.43]Put my foot down your throat til your shit's in my shoe.
[00:41.50]Leave you screamin, pay for my dry-cleaning
[00:44.52]**** your man it's my name that he's screamin?
[00:47.25]Chris: I'm sorry Natalie,
[00:48.64]are we to believe that you condone driving while intoxicated?
[00:52.46]Natalie: I never said that I was a role model
[00:54.30]Chris: But, what about the kids that look up to you,
[00:56.11]do you have a message for them?
[00:58.02](Natalie ~Rap~) All the kids lookin up to me can suck my ****
[01:01.20]It's Portman mother****er, drink til I'm sick
[01:04.21]Slit your throat and pour nitrous down the hole
[01:06.89]Watch you laugh and cry
[01:08.34]While I laugh, you die
[01:09.46]And to all the dudes, you know I'm talking to you
[01:12.60](We love you Natalie!) I wanna **** you too!
[01:15.41](P!) It's for Portman!
[01:17.03](P!) It's for p*ssies!
[01:18.35]I'll kill your ****in dog for fun, so don't push me
[01:21.08]Chris: Well Natalie, I'm surprised,
[01:24.67]all this coming from a Harvard graduate?
[01:26.91]Natalie: Well, there's a lot you may not know about me.
[01:29.81]Chris: Really, such as?
[01:32.23](Natalie Bridge) When I was in Harvard I smoked weed everyday
[01:35.14]I cheated every test and snorted all the yay
[01:37.82]I gotta def posse, you gotta lot of dudes
[01:40.63]I sit right down on your face and take shit
[01:43.74](Andy Refrain) Natalie, you are a bad ass b***h (Hell Yeah!)
[01:49.22]And I'll always pay for your dry-cleaning
[01:51.61]When my **** gets in your shoe (What!)
[01:54.62]As for the drug use
[01:57.38]Well I can't vouch for that
[02:00.21]My shit is scared of you (Ooh)
[02:05.94]Chris: Natalie, one final question,
[02:10.47]if you could steal a smooch from any guy in Hollywood who would it?
[02:15.04]Natalie: No more questions.
[02:19.31]
[02:23.14](What!)
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作曲 : Samberg, Schaffer, Taccone
Chris: We're sitting here today with film star Natilalie Portman.
Natalie: Hello
Chris: So Natalie, tell us what a day in the life of Natalie Portman is like?
Natalie: Do you really want to know?
Chris: Please tell us.
(Natalie ~Rap~) I don't sleep mother****er off that Yak and the durbin'
Doin' 120 getting' head while I'm swerving
(Seth: Damn Natalie, you a crazy chick.)
Yo, shut the **** up and suck my d**k.
I'm bustin' dudes valves like gushers mother****er.
Pull up to NBC and smack the **** outta Jeff Zucker.
What you want Natalie? (To drink and fight!)
What you need Natalie? (To **** all night!)
Don't test me when I'm crazy off that airplane group
Put my foot down your throat til your shit's in my shoe.
Leave you screamin, pay for my dry-cleaning
**** your man it's my name that he's screamin?
Chris: I'm sorry Natalie,
are we to believe that you condone driving while intoxicated?
Natalie: I never said that I was a role model
Chris: But, what about the kids that look up to you,
do you have a message for them?
(Natalie ~Rap~) All the kids lookin up to me can suck my ****
It's Portman mother****er, drink til I'm sick
Slit your throat and pour nitrous down the hole
Watch you laugh and cry
While I laugh, you die
And to all the dudes, you know I'm talking to you
(We love you Natalie!) I wanna **** you too!
(P!) It's for Portman!
(P!) It's for p*ssies!
I'll kill your ****in dog for fun, so don't push me
Chris: Well Natalie, I'm surprised,
all this coming from a Harvard graduate?
Natalie: Well, there's a lot you may not know about me.
Chris: Really, such as?
(Natalie Bridge) When I was in Harvard I smoked weed everyday
I cheated every test and snorted all the yay
I gotta def posse, you gotta lot of dudes
I sit right down on your face and take shit
(Andy Refrain) Natalie, you are a bad ass b***h (Hell Yeah!)
And I'll always pay for your dry-cleaning
When my **** gets in your shoe (What!)
As for the drug use
Well I can't vouch for that
My shit is scared of you (Ooh)
Chris: Natalie, one final question,
if you could steal a smooch from any guy in Hollywood who would it?
Natalie: No more questions.
(What!)