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[00:18.94]Oh, I...I can't believe what you said to me
[00:27.62]Last night we were alone
[00:32.12]You threw your hands up
[00:35.70]Baby you gave up, you gave up
[00:42.08]I can't believe how you looked at me
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[00:50.17]In your tight jeans with your long hair
[00:55.98]And your cigarette stained lies
[01:03.62]Could we fix you if you broke
[01:12.59]And with your punch line just a joke
[01:21.53]I'll never talk again
[01:25.53]Oh boy you've left me speechless
[01:31.48]You've left me speechless, so speechless...
[01:38.89]And I’ll never love again (Oh, friends)
[01:45.50]You left me speechless
[01:49.50]You've left me speechless, so speechless...
[01:55.62][Stage Monologue:]
[01:56.54]And my makeup, every night, this ****ing makeup falls off right at that same lyric ****...
[02:07.60]And on other note, not blow up too many people’s spots tonight
[02:12.74]But...Liza Minnelli is here!
[02:19.60]I thought you all might want to stand up for her, because you know, it is Liza！
[02:32.52]And Marisa Tomei is here tonight!
[02:38.13]I usually would never tell you guys who is here tonight
[02:42.06]But the reasons I’m telling you is because, these two women influenced me so much... when I was in Theater School
[02:48.79]Because I went to Tisch, you know, at NYU
[02:55.40]And what used to happen was the teachers would go:
[03:00.63]“Well, your voice is too pop, and when you sing pop music, your voice is too theater...”
[03:16.16]“And you know, you’re never gonna play a ****ing Madonna and you’re never gonna play blondes...”
[03:23.03]“You know, you’re never gonna play the ingenue...”
[03:27.65]“You’re never gonna be the main character, you’re never gonna be the Star...”
[03:31.76]“...Because you have dark hair and it’s too ethnic”
[03:45.91]So, I used to say, “Well, what about Liza?”
[03:55.75]And then I’d get to acting class
[03:58.16]And they always put out a script for me that Marisa had played in a movie
[04:05.35]And they’d say,” You’ll play these kinds of...these kinds of really ballsy women roles
[04:10.76]And you know what, there’s never a role other than that I’m ever gonna wanna play
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[04:17.82][Lyrics:]
[04:20.54]And after all the drinks and bars that we've been to
[04:28.44]Would you give it all up?
[04:31.00]Could I give it all up for you?
[04:38.06]And after all the boys and girls that we've been through
[04:45.04]Would you give it all up?
[04:48.48]I never give it all up...
[04:53.16]If I promise boy to you
[05:01.10]Why never I talk again
[05:10.99]And I'll never love again...
[05:18.65]I'll never write a song
[05:22.70]Won't even sing along
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[05:56.47]So speechless, babe...
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Oh, I...I can't believe what you said to me
Last night we were alone
You threw your hands up
Baby you gave up, you gave up
I can't believe how you looked at me
In your tight jeans with your long hair
And your cigarette stained lies
Could we fix you if you broke
And with your punch line just a joke
I'll never talk again
Oh boy you've left me speechless
You've left me speechless, so speechless...
And I’ll never love again (Oh, friends)
You left me speechless
You've left me speechless, so speechless...
And my makeup, every night, this ****ing makeup falls off right at that same lyric ****...
And on other note, not blow up too many people’s spots tonight
But...Liza Minnelli is here!
I thought you all might want to stand up for her, because you know, it is Liza！
And Marisa Tomei is here tonight!
I usually would never tell you guys who is here tonight
But the reasons I’m telling you is because, these two women influenced me so much... when I was in Theater School
Because I went to Tisch, you know, at NYU
And what used to happen was the teachers would go:
“Well, your voice is too pop, and when you sing pop music, your voice is too theater...”
“And you know, you’re never gonna play a ****ing Madonna and you’re never gonna play blondes...”
“You know, you’re never gonna play the ingenue...”
“You’re never gonna be the main character, you’re never gonna be the Star...”
“...Because you have dark hair and it’s too ethnic”
So, I used to say, “Well, what about Liza?”
And then I’d get to acting class
And they always put out a script for me that Marisa had played in a movie
And they’d say,” You’ll play these kinds of...these kinds of really ballsy women roles
And you know what, there’s never a role other than that I’m ever gonna wanna play

And after all the drinks and bars that we've been to
Would you give it all up?
Could I give it all up for you?
And after all the boys and girls that we've been through
Would you give it all up?
I never give it all up...
If I promise boy to you
Why never I talk again
And I'll never love again...
I'll never write a song
Won't even sing along

So speechless, babe...