[00:01.40]Cast:Remember the starsCast:Remember the stars
[00:02.79]You loved yesterday?
[00:04.71]Where did they go?
[00:06.18]Did they all pass away?
[00:07.90]Was it drugs or a car crash
[00:10.20]Or face lift gone wrong?
[00:11.74]No, they're right here in Branson,
[00:13.90]And singing this song!
[00:21.87]Charo:My name is Charo, I shake my maracas.
[00:28.38]Mr. T:Remember me, fool, I was B.A. Baracus.?
[00:35.87]Cast:We're the performers
[00:37.22]You thought were dead
[00:39.57]Like Bonnie Franklin
[00:41.23]And Adrian Zmed.
[00:43.24]Branson's the place
[00:44.53]They can always be found
[00:46.56]They took Nick at Nite
[00:48.28]And made it a town.
[00:54.23]Ray Jay Johnson:You can call me "Ray,"
[00:56.60]Or you can call me "Jay,"
[00:57.87]Just don't call me "washed up,"
[00:59.62]I do three shows a day!
[01:03.92]Charlie Callas:Charlie Callas doesn't sleep in the ground
[01:06.52]Yes, I'm still alive, and I'm making my sounds.
[01:15.15]Cast:So sit back, relax,
[01:17.70]And watch our revue.
[01:20.50]Yakov Smirnoff:In Soviet Union,
[01:22.96]Revue watches you!

Cast:Remember the starsCast:Remember the stars
You loved yesterday?
Where did they go?
Did they all pass away?
Was it drugs or a car crash
Or face lift gone wrong?
No, they're right here in Branson,
And singing this song!
Charo:My name is Charo, I shake my maracas.
Mr. T:Remember me, fool, I was B.A. Baracus.?
Cast:We're the performers
You thought were dead
Like Bonnie Franklin
And Adrian Zmed.
Branson's the place
They can always be found
They took Nick at Nite
And made it a town.
Ray Jay Johnson:You can call me "Ray,"
Or you can call me "Jay,"
Just don't call me "washed up,"
I do three shows a day!
Charlie Callas:Charlie Callas doesn't sleep in the ground
Yes, I'm still alive, and I'm making my sounds.
Cast:So sit back, relax,
And watch our revue.
Yakov Smirnoff:In Soviet Union,
Revue watches you!