[00:04.19].
[00:19.61]I was sittin' in a chair at the H&R Block
[00:23.42]Some bean countin' pencil pusher runnin' up the clock
[00:27.30]Said "I'd tallied up your numbers through the end of the year
[00:30.99]Son, you spent a small fortune on liquor and beer."
[00:34.79].
[00:35.05]And I said "It's cheaper than a shrink, you don't have to think.
[00:42.82]You just pour and drink. Yea 16.50 for a bottle of Jack,
[00:51.01]No pouring out your heart to some high dollar quack.
[00:54.57]Just a flip of the wrist and you're gettin' it done,
[00:58.51]And gettin' just as messed up and havin' a lot more fun".
[01:02.26].
[01:02.83]And it's cheaper than a shrink, you don't have to think
[01:10.26]You just pour and drink, yea it's cheaper than a shrink.
[01:17.01].
[01:22.95]Now me and her had this little problem between us
[01:26.40]Tryin' to bridge the gap between Mars and Venus
[01:30.65]She said "Honey, I think we need to see a marital councilor".
[01:34.34]I said "All we need to do is slam a case of 12 ouncers.
[01:37.72].
[01:38.27]Cause it's cheaper than a shrink, you don't have to think
[01:45.59]You just pour and drink. 'Bout 18 bucks will get you four 6 packs.
[01:54.03]No pouring out your heart to some high dollar quack.
[01:57.59]Just a flip of the wrist and you're gettin' it done,
[02:01.40]And gettin' just as messed up and havin' a lot more fun".
[02:05.15].
[02:05.65]And it's cheaper than a shrink, you don't have to think
[02:13.22]You just pour and drink, and it's cheaper than a shrink.
[02:20.15].
[02:21.53]If liquor prices soar as high as gasoline,
[02:25.59]Then I'da quit drinkin' when I was 19.
[02:29.28]It's the oldest, most proven form of therapy
[02:33.46]The best thing about it far as I can see is that it's
[02:37.59].
[02:38.09]Cheaper than a shrink, mmm you don't have to think
[02:44.67]You just pour and drink, and it's cheaper than a shrink.
[02:52.17]Oh you just pour and drink and it's a whole lot cheaper
[02:58.73]Than some big town clock hound, drag it down shrink.

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I was sittin' in a chair at the H&R Block
Some bean countin' pencil pusher runnin' up the clock
Said "I'd tallied up your numbers through the end of the year
Son, you spent a small fortune on liquor and beer."
.
And I said "It's cheaper than a shrink, you don't have to think.
You just pour and drink. Yea 16.50 for a bottle of Jack,
No pouring out your heart to some high dollar quack.
Just a flip of the wrist and you're gettin' it done,
And gettin' just as messed up and havin' a lot more fun".
.
And it's cheaper than a shrink, you don't have to think
You just pour and drink, yea it's cheaper than a shrink.
.
Now me and her had this little problem between us
Tryin' to bridge the gap between Mars and Venus
She said "Honey, I think we need to see a marital councilor".
I said "All we need to do is slam a case of 12 ouncers.
.
Cause it's cheaper than a shrink, you don't have to think
You just pour and drink. 'Bout 18 bucks will get you four 6 packs.
No pouring out your heart to some high dollar quack.
Just a flip of the wrist and you're gettin' it done,
And gettin' just as messed up and havin' a lot more fun".
.
And it's cheaper than a shrink, you don't have to think
You just pour and drink, and it's cheaper than a shrink.
.
If liquor prices soar as high as gasoline,
Then I'da quit drinkin' when I was 19.
It's the oldest, most proven form of therapy
The best thing about it far as I can see is that it's
.
Cheaper than a shrink, mmm you don't have to think
You just pour and drink, and it's cheaper than a shrink.
Oh you just pour and drink and it's a whole lot cheaper
Than some big town clock hound, drag it down shrink.