[00:00.000] 作曲 : Loesser
[00:04.005]Ask me how do I feel
[00:06.756]Ask me now that we're cozy and clinging
[00:17.679]Well sir all I can say
[00:21.257]Is if I were a bell I'd be ringing
[00:28.919]From the moment we kissed tonight
[00:34.504]That's the way I just got to behave
[00:38.500]Boy if I were a lamp I'd light
[00:43.425]Or if I were a banner I'd wave
[00:49.298]Ask me how do I feel
[00:50.935]Little me with my quiet upbringing
[00:57.955]Well sir all I can say
[01:00.588]Is if I were a gate I'd be swinging
[01:07.834]And if I were a watch I'd start
[01:12.074]Popping my spring
[01:17.029]Or if I were a bell
[01:19.726]I'd go ding dong ding dong ding
[01:26.665]Ask me how do I feel
[01:29.791]From this chemistry lesson I'm learning
[01:36.526]Well sir all I can say
[01:39.323]Is if I were a bridge I'd be burning
[01:46.427]Yes I knew my moral would crack
[01:51.058]From the wonderful way that you looked
[01:55.561]Boy if I were a duck I'd quack
[02:00.152]Or if I were a goose I'd be cooked
[02:04.485]Ask me how do I feel
[02:07.765]Ask me now that we're fondly caressing
[02:14.175]Pal if I were a salad
[02:17.196]I know I'd be splashing my dressing
[02:24.056]Or if I were a season I'd surely be spring
[02:33.166]Or if I were a bell
[02:36.070]I'd go ding dong ding dong ding

作曲 : Loesser
Ask me how do I feel
Ask me now that we're cozy and clinging
Well sir all I can say
Is if I were a bell I'd be ringing
From the moment we kissed tonight
That's the way I just got to behave
Boy if I were a lamp I'd light
Or if I were a banner I'd wave
Ask me how do I feel
Little me with my quiet upbringing
Well sir all I can say
Is if I were a gate I'd be swinging
And if I were a watch I'd start
Popping my spring
Or if I were a bell
I'd go ding dong ding dong ding
Ask me how do I feel
From this chemistry lesson I'm learning
Well sir all I can say
Is if I were a bridge I'd be burning
Yes I knew my moral would crack
From the wonderful way that you looked
Boy if I were a duck I'd quack
Or if I were a goose I'd be cooked
Ask me how do I feel
Ask me now that we're fondly caressing
Pal if I were a salad
I know I'd be splashing my dressing
Or if I were a season I'd surely be spring
Or if I were a bell
I'd go ding dong ding dong ding