[00:00.000] 作词 : Arin Joseph Hanson/Brian Alexander Wecht/Leigh Daniel Avidan/James Wesley Roach
[00:00.504] 作曲 : Arin Joseph Hanson/Brian Alexander Wecht/Leigh Daniel Avidan/James Wesley Roach
[00:01.008]Arin: Hey, it's Link. I'm back, and I'm sailing on a ship
[00:03.151]Dan: I'm the King of Red Lions
[00:04.440]Arin: Yo, I don't give a s**t
[00:05.637]If there's one thing I've learned from years of saving this land
[00:07.558]It's all I really need is a sword and shield in my hand
[00:10.199]Dan: But look over there, that sign says "Beware"!
[00:12.316]"A giant pit no one can jump you can't fly through the air"!
[00:14.608]You'll need a special item to get through that moat
[00:16.922]But what do I know, right? I'm just a f**cking boat!
[00:19.137]Arin: F**k, alright. S**t, okay
[00:21.370]I can maybe pick up one or two things on my way
[00:23.432]But as far as I'm concerned, all I need is "sword play"
[00:25.652]Dan: Shut your f**king elf mouth and take my items, okay?
[00:28.033]Your quest is long, and the road is tough
[00:32.533]The path is dark, you're gonna need a s**tload of stuff
[00:36.834]No lives are spared, you'd better be prepared
[00:41.532]Moblin fangs and a boomerang
[00:43.684]And a cloth to shield that nasty wang!
[00:45.951]From Majora's mask to an empty flask
[00:48.073]Here's what you'll need to complete your task!
[00:50.401]Arin: A bow and arrow, nice
[00:51.450]And a skeleton key!
[00:52.692]And a second place trophy from a local spelling bee?
[00:55.017]A candle with a handle
[00:56.117]And a single Velcro sandal
[00:57.304]Is this an old court order for a drug related scandal?
[00:59.204]Dan: No...
[00:59.637]Arin: Hey boat, all these items hurt my back, its a lot!
[01:01.500]Dan: Pop a Tylenol, you b***h, you've got 87 slots!
[01:04.017]Here's a hammer that can break any kind of rock that it hits
[01:05.922]Arin: Oh!
[01:06.553]Dan: And a pair of full-size studio drum kits!
[01:08.118]Arin: Ugh!
[01:10.755]Dan: A giant used Q-tip
[01:11.833]A really small cruise ship
[01:12.988]Arin: A parent's signature for a Disneyland school trip?!
[01:15.222]Dan: Documents that prove the moon landing was a hoax
[01:17.383]Arin: And a legendary sacred hidden Golden Tome Of Fart Jokes!
[01:19.707]Dan: This Wind Waker lets you control the air
[01:24.017]And this sit maker is a really comfortable reclining chair!
[01:28.631]The road is long, you must protect that schlong
[01:33.372]Noble stallions and quake medallions
[01:35.742]You're a bigger deal than plumbing Italians!
[01:37.738]Sour-dough, a herd of buffalo
[01:39.885]Just a few more things and you're ready to go!
[01:42.198]Arin: Your grandma's glass eyeball
[01:43.319]Dan: 80-pounds of drywall
[01:44.432]Arin: And every single item from the March issue of Skymall?
[01:46.602]Dan: A vegan pasta maker
[01:47.901]Arin: The wrestler "Undertaker"?
[01:48.989]Dan: An odd number of crutches and a family of Quakers
[01:51.222]Arin: A basket of muffins
[01:52.305]Dan: A turkey with the stuffin'
[01:53.416]Arin: A pillow that needs fluffin'?
[01:54.482]Dan: A society of puffins!
[01:55.723]Arin: A fresh unopened box of raised-quality potato sacks
[01:57.913]Dan: 46 copies of "The Jerk" on Betamax!
[02:00.120]Arin: It's getting kinda heavy...
[02:01.185]Dan: I don't care, here's a Chevy!
[02:02.267]And the Wacky World of Minigolf
[02:03.272]Starring Eugene Levy!
[02:04.335]Arin: Oh my god
[02:05.367]I absolutely cannot carry one more thing!
[02:06.509]Dan: Don't you worry, all that's left is this single piece of string
[02:08.759]Arin: (Screams)
[02:10.362]Dan: Woah...you see?
[02:11.685]This is exactly why I also packed a spinal surgeon
[02:14.639]Arin: ...I hate you, boat

作词 : Arin Joseph Hanson/Brian Alexander Wecht/Leigh Daniel Avidan/James Wesley Roach
作曲 : Arin Joseph Hanson/Brian Alexander Wecht/Leigh Daniel Avidan/James Wesley Roach
Arin: Hey, it's Link. I'm back, and I'm sailing on a ship
Dan: I'm the King of Red Lions
Arin: Yo, I don't give a s**t
If there's one thing I've learned from years of saving this land
It's all I really need is a sword and shield in my hand
Dan: But look over there, that sign says "Beware"!
"A giant pit no one can jump you can't fly through the air"!
You'll need a special item to get through that moat
But what do I know, right? I'm just a f**cking boat!
Arin: F**k, alright. S**t, okay
I can maybe pick up one or two things on my way
But as far as I'm concerned, all I need is "sword play"
Dan: Shut your f**king elf mouth and take my items, okay?
Your quest is long, and the road is tough
The path is dark, you're gonna need a s**tload of stuff
No lives are spared, you'd better be prepared
Moblin fangs and a boomerang
And a cloth to shield that nasty wang!
From Majora's mask to an empty flask
Here's what you'll need to complete your task!
Arin: A bow and arrow, nice
And a skeleton key!
And a second place trophy from a local spelling bee?
A candle with a handle
And a single Velcro sandal
Is this an old court order for a drug related scandal?
Dan: No...
Arin: Hey boat, all these items hurt my back, its a lot!
Dan: Pop a Tylenol, you b***h, you've got 87 slots!
Here's a hammer that can break any kind of rock that it hits
Arin: Oh!
Dan: And a pair of full-size studio drum kits!
Arin: Ugh!
Dan: A giant used Q-tip
A really small cruise ship
Arin: A parent's signature for a Disneyland school trip?!
Dan: Documents that prove the moon landing was a hoax
Arin: And a legendary sacred hidden Golden Tome Of Fart Jokes!
Dan: This Wind Waker lets you control the air
And this sit maker is a really comfortable reclining chair!
The road is long, you must protect that schlong
Noble stallions and quake medallions
You're a bigger deal than plumbing Italians!
Sour-dough, a herd of buffalo
Just a few more things and you're ready to go!
Arin: Your grandma's glass eyeball
Dan: 80-pounds of drywall
Arin: And every single item from the March issue of Skymall?
Dan: A vegan pasta maker
Arin: The wrestler "Undertaker"?
Dan: An odd number of crutches and a family of Quakers
Arin: A basket of muffins
Dan: A turkey with the stuffin'
Arin: A pillow that needs fluffin'?
Dan: A society of puffins!
Arin: A fresh unopened box of raised-quality potato sacks
Dan: 46 copies of "The Jerk" on Betamax!
Arin: It's getting kinda heavy...
Dan: I don't care, here's a Chevy!
And the Wacky World of Minigolf
Starring Eugene Levy!
Arin: Oh my god
I absolutely cannot carry one more thing!
Dan: Don't you worry, all that's left is this single piece of string
Arin: (Screams)
Dan: Woah...you see?
This is exactly why I also packed a spinal surgeon
Arin: ...I hate you, boat