[00:10.39]I wrote this novel just for you
[00:15.96]It sounds pretentious but it's true
[00:21.40]I wrote this novel just for you
[00:26.99]That's why it's vulgar
[00:29.67]That's why it's blue
[00:32.42]And I say, thank you
[00:37.63]And I say, thank you
[00:43.11]I wrote this novel just for Mom
[00:48.74]For all the mommy things she's done
[00:54.08]For all the times she showed me wrong
[00:59.46]For all the time she sang god's song
[01:05.04]And I say thank you Mom
[01:13.02]Hello Mom
[01:18.48]Thank you Mom
[01:24.16]Hi Mom
[01:26.91]I read a book about Uncle Tom
[01:32.15]Where a whitey bastard made a bomb
[01:38.01]But now Ebonics rule our song
[01:43.16]Those mother******s got it wrong
[01:48.95]And I ask
[01:51.18]Who is uncle Tom?
[01:55.76]Who is uncle Tom?
[02:01.86]Who is uncle Tom?
[02:07.79]You are
[02:10.58]I read a book about the self
[02:15.58]Said I should get expensive help
[02:21.21]Go fix my head
[02:24.46]Create some wealth
[02:27.05]Put my neurosis on the shelf
[02:33.61]But I don't care for myself
[02:39.39]I don't care for myself
[02:44.76]I don't care for myself
[02:51.15]I don't care
[02:54.31]I wrote this novel just for you
[02:59.39]I'm so pretentious, yes it's true
[03:04.93]I wrote this novel just for you
[03:10.06]Just for you
[03:12.74]Just for you

I wrote this novel just for you
It sounds pretentious but it's true
I wrote this novel just for you
That's why it's vulgar
That's why it's blue
And I say, thank you
And I say, thank you
I wrote this novel just for Mom
For all the mommy things she's done
For all the times she showed me wrong
For all the time she sang god's song
And I say thank you Mom
Hello Mom
Thank you Mom
Hi Mom
I read a book about Uncle Tom
Where a whitey bastard made a bomb
But now Ebonics rule our song
Those mother******s got it wrong
And I ask
Who is uncle Tom?
Who is uncle Tom?
Who is uncle Tom?
You are
I read a book about the self
Said I should get expensive help
Go fix my head
Create some wealth
Put my neurosis on the shelf
But I don't care for myself
I don't care for myself
I don't care for myself
I don't care
I wrote this novel just for you
I'm so pretentious, yes it's true
I wrote this novel just for you
Just for you
Just for you