[00:00.000] 作词 : Jonathan Lajoie
[00:00.667] 作曲 : Jonathan Lajoie
[00:01.335]Yo...
[00:02.374]MC confusing...
[00:05.318]WTF 3 mother****ers.
[00:09.514]Got more hamstrings than a pile of wings
[00:12.849]2012 - Bringing west wing DVDs to a blind date
[00:18.556]First on deck every day normal guy
[00:20.864]Everyday normal guy
[00:22.191]Here to get the track started
[00:23.277]My average lyrics are between
[00:25.073]Genius and retarded
[00:26.106]I drink tap water
[00:27.382]And watch all the CSIs
[00:28.448]I put my 30 dollar pants on
[00:30.242]One leg at a time
[00:31.336]Sleep 8 hours a night
[00:32.874]Eat 3 meals a day
[00:33.925]I'm mother****ing content
[00:35.232]I got no reason to complain
[00:36.508]I have a roof over my head
[00:37.827]And I got clothes on my back
[00:39.396]My verse is done it wasn't great
[00:40.673]But hey it wasn't that bad
[00:41.997]Yo I'm MC uses time machines irresponsibly
[00:44.548]Went back and found Judas Iscariot in 33 AD
[00:47.142]Gave him 31 pieces of silver to rat out the wrong guy
[00:49.803]Then I planted monsanto seeds in dinosaur times
[00:52.647]Gave Bill Gates my iPhone in 1973
[00:55.483]Then I travelled in time to the night that I was conceived
[00:57.814]Then I met up with my parents and we hung out all night
[01:00.683]Come to think of it they didn't have any alone time (NO)
[01:03.785]MC Nauseous up in this mother ****er
[01:06.115]I don't feel so hot shit
[01:07.424]I think that I am gonna [bluurg]
[01:09.572]Why'm I so sick, what I eat
[01:11.429]Cat food will make expired yogurt taste less like cheese (oh right)
[01:14.803]MC cock blocks himself, hey girl what's up
[01:17.128]You so sexy we should probably hook up
[01:19.247]Crawl in a hot tub with a bottle of champagne
[01:22.335]By the way I have a girlfriend and I think I might have AIDS (where you going?!)
[01:25.468]MC necrophiliac, where are my dead bodies at
[01:27.539]Crashing funerals just so that I can get a whiff of that
[01:30.359]Decomposing body scent, my favourite aphrodesiac
[01:32.794]Flat-lining gives me a pavlovian erection in my pants
[01:35.615]Turn-offs include breathing pulses and signs of life
[01:38.486]My turn-ons are rigor mortis cold flesh and suicide
[01:41.086]If you're not stiff as a board I won't be stiff and I'll be bored
[01:43.703]Wait what do we have here? Looks like I'm about to score
[01:57.045]Wait a minute... no! No! No!
[01:57.299]You have to be kidding me
[02:00.664]What the **** is going on
[02:02.223]This cannot be happening
[02:05.832]I don't wanna do this any more
[02:07.365]This must be a bad dream
[02:11.280]Leave me alone
[02:12.876]Why am I still singing?
[02:16.525]I mother****ing killed myself
[02:18.050]Yo!
[02:18.640]MC gets sidetracked easily back in the heezy
[02:21.015]By heezy I mean house but not the show I think it's cheezy
[02:23.614]My favourite show is Dexter that guy was also in 6 feet-
[02:26.531]Under my first experience with death I was just 16
[02:28.852]My dog got run over by a truck and its head exploded
[02:31.719]Like Robert Patrick in Terminator 2 when he's frozen
[02:34.287]It's freezing in Iceland I was just there on holiday
[02:36.597]Hold on I think I got lost again what was I trying to say?
[02:39.473]I was MC who couldn't speak in the present tense
[02:42.100]I'm gonna have a lot of money and my dick was immense
[02:44.679]It would've been difficult, people assumed I was a retard
[02:47.337]I'll have a serious problem, communicating was hard
[02:49.997]Yo I'm MC constipation
[02:51.784]It has been 3 days since
[02:53.062]My last bowel movement
[02:54.413]I'm starting to get impatient
[02:55.682]Spend hours on the toilet
[02:56.945]Yet nothing never comes out of it
[02:58.473]Intestines like politicians
[02:59.774]They're constantly full of shit
[03:01.079]I wish my bowel movements
[03:02.350]Were a little more like my rhymes
[03:03.656]Always smooth and free-flowing
[03:04.973]It would save me a lot of time
[03:06.002]Push for hours with no result
[03:07.531]Not even a brown brussel sprout
[03:08.619]My shit's like a gay republican
[03:10.170]It's not planning on coming out
[03:11.702]Yo I'm MC invisible
[03:13.005]You can't see me
[03:14.070]The only rapper in this industry
[03:15.664]That can't be seen
[03:16.967]With the naked eye
[03:17.769]I won't lie
[03:18.306]It's hard to get a fan base
[03:19.614]When image is everything
[03:20.383]And I literally don't have a face
[03:21.947]I'm MC on the phone with Ted Danson
[03:24.052]Keep it down
[03:24.593]Just skip to the next verse
[03:25.941]I'm on the phone with ted Danson
[03:26.989]Not now
[03:27.244]Hold on ted
[03:28.547]I don't wanna be in this song anymore
[03:29.647]Leave me alone
[03:30.406]This is more important
[03:31.176]I'm on the phone with the guy who played Sam Malone
[03:33.022]Yo MC confusing wrapping up the song
[03:35.324]Like a plasticine high fiving in a helicopter thong
[03:37.937]I got ricochet highlights from the fleet fox's knife guy
[03:40.522]We out like a rice fightin' a vampire's wife's life
[03:43.636]Maybe this isn't so bad
[03:47.215]Better than my last job
[03:48.808]Taking it in the ass for cash
[03:52.408]20 bucks a pop
[03:54.191]Maybe things will turn around
[03:57.849]Being a zombie's pretty cool
[03:59.684]Things couldn't get worse anyhow

作词 : Jonathan Lajoie
作曲 : Jonathan Lajoie
Yo...
MC confusing...
WTF 3 mother****ers.
Got more hamstrings than a pile of wings
2012 - Bringing west wing DVDs to a blind date
First on deck every day normal guy
Everyday normal guy
Here to get the track started
My average lyrics are between
Genius and retarded
I drink tap water
And watch all the CSIs
I put my 30 dollar pants on
One leg at a time
Sleep 8 hours a night
Eat 3 meals a day
I'm mother****ing content
I got no reason to complain
I have a roof over my head
And I got clothes on my back
My verse is done it wasn't great
But hey it wasn't that bad
Yo I'm MC uses time machines irresponsibly
Went back and found Judas Iscariot in 33 AD
Gave him 31 pieces of silver to rat out the wrong guy
Then I planted monsanto seeds in dinosaur times
Gave Bill Gates my iPhone in 1973
Then I travelled in time to the night that I was conceived
Then I met up with my parents and we hung out all night
Come to think of it they didn't have any alone time (NO)
MC Nauseous up in this mother ****er
I don't feel so hot shit
I think that I am gonna
Why'm I so sick, what I eat
Cat food will make expired yogurt taste less like cheese (oh right)
MC cock blocks himself, hey girl what's up
You so sexy we should probably hook up
Crawl in a hot tub with a bottle of champagne
By the way I have a girlfriend and I think I might have AIDS (where you going?!)
MC necrophiliac, where are my dead bodies at
Crashing funerals just so that I can get a whiff of that
Decomposing body scent, my favourite aphrodesiac
Flat-lining gives me a pavlovian erection in my pants
Turn-offs include breathing pulses and signs of life
My turn-ons are rigor mortis cold flesh and suicide
If you're not stiff as a board I won't be stiff and I'll be bored
Wait what do we have here? Looks like I'm about to score
Wait a minute... no! No! No!
You have to be kidding me
What the **** is going on
This cannot be happening
I don't wanna do this any more
This must be a bad dream
Leave me alone
Why am I still singing?
I mother****ing killed myself
Yo!
MC gets sidetracked easily back in the heezy
By heezy I mean house but not the show I think it's cheezy
My favourite show is Dexter that guy was also in 6 feet-
Under my first experience with death I was just 16
My dog got run over by a truck and its head exploded
Like Robert Patrick in Terminator 2 when he's frozen
It's freezing in Iceland I was just there on holiday
Hold on I think I got lost again what was I trying to say?
I was MC who couldn't speak in the present tense
I'm gonna have a lot of money and my dick was immense
It would've been difficult, people assumed I was a retard
I'll have a serious problem, communicating was hard
Yo I'm MC constipation
It has been 3 days since
My last bowel movement
I'm starting to get impatient
Spend hours on the toilet
Yet nothing never comes out of it
Intestines like politicians
They're constantly full of shit
I wish my bowel movements
Were a little more like my rhymes
Always smooth and free-flowing
It would save me a lot of time
Push for hours with no result
Not even a brown brussel sprout
My shit's like a gay republican
It's not planning on coming out
Yo I'm MC invisible
You can't see me
The only rapper in this industry
That can't be seen
With the naked eye
I won't lie
It's hard to get a fan base
When image is everything
And I literally don't have a face
I'm MC on the phone with Ted Danson
Keep it down
Just skip to the next verse
I'm on the phone with ted Danson
Not now
Hold on ted
I don't wanna be in this song anymore
Leave me alone
This is more important
I'm on the phone with the guy who played Sam Malone
Yo MC confusing wrapping up the song
Like a plasticine high fiving in a helicopter thong
I got ricochet highlights from the fleet fox's knife guy
We out like a rice fightin' a vampire's wife's life
Maybe this isn't so bad
Better than my last job
Taking it in the ass for cash
20 bucks a pop
Maybe things will turn around
Being a zombie's pretty cool
Things couldn't get worse anyhow