[00:00.00]Changing My Major （移目标）（开心窝》音乐剧插曲）-Emily Skeggs
[00:05.204]What happened last night
[00:07.727]Are you really here
[00:11.336]Joan Joan Joan Joan Joan
[00:16.475]Hi Joan
[00:17.306]Don't wake up Joan
[00:19.656]Oh my God last night
[00:21.856]Oh my God oh my God oh my God
[00:23.708]Oh my God last night
[00:26.430]I was so excited
[00:28.20]I was too enthusiastic
[00:29.886]Thank you for not laughing
[00:31.114]Well you laughed a little bit
[00:32.901]At one point when I was touching you
[00:34.667]And said I might lose consciousness
[00:36.499]Which you said was adorable
[00:38.163]And I just have to trust
[00:39.931]That you don't think I'm an idiot
[00:41.696]Or some kind of an animal
[00:43.432]I never lost control due to overwhelming lust
[00:47.204]But I must
[00:48.785]Say that I'm
[00:52.945]Changing my major to Joan
[00:57.265]I'm changing my major to sex with Joan
[01:01.844]I'm changing my major to sex with Joan
[01:06.499]With a minor in kissing Joan
[01:11.182]Foreign study to Joan's inner thighs
[01:15.304]A seminar on Joan's a**in her levi's
[01:20.192]And Joan's crazy brown eyes
[01:24.696]Joan I feel like hercules
[01:26.117]Oh God that sounds ridiculous
[01:27.819]Just keep on sleeping through this
[01:29.186]And I'll work on calming down
[01:30.828]So by the time you've woken up
[01:32.472]I'll be cool
[01:33.112]I'll be collected
[01:34.385]And I'll have found some dignity
[01:36.96]But who needs dignity
[01:37.829]'Cause this is so much better
[01:39.640]I'm radiating happiness
[01:41.686]Will you stay here with me
[01:42.830]For the rest of the semester
[01:44.819]We won't need any food
[01:46.518]We'll live on sex alone
[01:48.674]Sex with Joan
[01:52.753]I am writing a thesis on Joan
[01:57.879]It's a cutting edge field and my mind is blown
[02:01.872]I would gladly stay up every night to hone
[02:06.08]My compulsory skills with Joan
[02:10.483]I will study my way down her spine
[02:14.438]Familiarize myself with her well made outline
[02:19.373]While she researches mine
[02:23.509]I don't know who I am
[02:27.403]I've become someone new
[02:30.729]Nothing I just did
[02:32.827]Is anything I would do
[02:37.58]Over night everything changed
[02:39.58]I am not prepared
[02:41.72]I'm dizzy I'm nauseous I'm shaky
[02:46.104]I'm scared
[02:49.259]Am I falling into nothingness
[02:53.34]Or flying into something so sublime
[02:57.393]I don't know
[02:58.941]But I'm
[03:03.172]Changing my major to Joan
[03:10.812]I thought all my life I'd be all alone
[03:15.136]But that was before I was lying prone
[03:19.280]In this dorm room bed with Joan
[03:23.911]Look she drooled on the pillow
[03:27.210]So sweet
[03:28.796]All sweaty and tangled up in my bed sheet
[03:34.942]And my heart feels complete
[03:41.729]Let's never leave this room
[03:44.944]How 'bout we stay here to finals
[03:47.485]I'll go to school forever
[03:50.350]I'll take out a dementedly huge high interest loan
[03:57.367]'Cause I'm changing my major
[04:03.157]To Joan

Changing My Major （移目标）（开心窝》音乐剧插曲）-Emily Skeggs
What happened last night
Are you really here
Joan Joan Joan Joan Joan
Hi Joan
Don't wake up Joan
Oh my God last night
Oh my God oh my God oh my God
Oh my God last night
I was so excited
I was too enthusiastic
Thank you for not laughing
Well you laughed a little bit
At one point when I was touching you
And said I might lose consciousness
Which you said was adorable
And I just have to trust
That you don't think I'm an idiot
Or some kind of an animal
I never lost control due to overwhelming lust
But I must
Say that I'm
Changing my major to Joan
I'm changing my major to sex with Joan
I'm changing my major to sex with Joan
With a minor in kissing Joan
Foreign study to Joan's inner thighs
A seminar on Joan's a**in her levi's
And Joan's crazy brown eyes
Joan I feel like hercules
Oh God that sounds ridiculous
Just keep on sleeping through this
And I'll work on calming down
So by the time you've woken up
I'll be cool
I'll be collected
And I'll have found some dignity
But who needs dignity
'Cause this is so much better
I'm radiating happiness
Will you stay here with me
For the rest of the semester
We won't need any food
We'll live on sex alone
Sex with Joan
I am writing a thesis on Joan
It's a cutting edge field and my mind is blown
I would gladly stay up every night to hone
My compulsory skills with Joan
I will study my way down her spine
Familiarize myself with her well made outline
While she researches mine
I don't know who I am
I've become someone new
Nothing I just did
Is anything I would do
Over night everything changed
I am not prepared
I'm dizzy I'm nauseous I'm shaky
I'm scared
Am I falling into nothingness
Or flying into something so sublime
I don't know
But I'm
Changing my major to Joan
I thought all my life I'd be all alone
But that was before I was lying prone
In this dorm room bed with Joan
Look she drooled on the pillow
So sweet
All sweaty and tangled up in my bed sheet
And my heart feels complete
Let's never leave this room
How 'bout we stay here to finals
I'll go to school forever
I'll take out a dementedly huge high interest loan
'Cause I'm changing my major
To Joan