[00:00.00]Awesome, awesome, awesome, awesome
[00:02.74]
[00:03.74]I don't necessarily have to be here for this...
[00:08.77]I'm gonna keep the headphones though...
[00:10.01]
[00:11.01]Mother ****er I'm awesome
[00:13.48]No you're not, dude don't lie
[00:14.97]I'm awesome!
[00:16.11]I'm drivin around in my mom's ride
[00:17.77]I'm awesome!
[00:18.67]A quarter of my life gone by
[00:20.36]And I met all my friends online
[00:22.28]Mother ****er I'm awesome
[00:23.90]I will run away from a brawl
[00:25.55]I'm awesome!
[00:26.53]There's no voicemail, nobody called
[00:28.18]I'm awesome!
[00:29.13]I can't afford to buy eight ******
[00:30.79]And I talk to myself on my Facebook wall
[00:32.34]
[00:33.34]You know my pants sag low （low）
[00:35.31]Even though （though） that went out of style
[00:37.37]Like ten years ago （go）
[00:38.62]Spose, I got the swagger of a cripple
[00:41.21]I got little biceps,
[00:42.56]Getting fatter in the middle
[00:43.24]
[00:44.24]And lyrically I'm not the best
[00:46.37]Physically the opposite of Randy Moss and yet
[00:49.00]So preposterous
[00:50.19]Feel the awesomeness, the most obnoxious
[00:52.58]Guest up at the sausage fest
[00:54.20]Oh yes!
[00:55.27]The girls are repulsed
[00:56.78]So I hide in my hood like i'm joining a cult （uh uhh）
[00:58.83]
[00:59.83]I'm as nervous as my cattle dirty curtis
[01:02.07]All my writtens are bitten and all my verses are purchased
[01:04.63]Me? I'll never date an actress
[01:06.17]Got too many back zits
[01:07.50]Plus my whole home aroma is cat piss
[01:10.16]Every show I do is poorly promoted and if you like this,
[01:13.50]It's cuz my little sister wrote it
[01:14.14]
[01:14.84]I'm awesome!
[01:16.11]No you're not, dude don't lie
[01:17.69]I'm awesome!
[01:18.62]I'm drivin around in my mom's ride
[01:20.19]I'm awesome!
[01:21.17]A quarter of my life gone by
[01:22.82]And I met all my friends online
[01:24.77]Mother ****er I'm awesome
[01:26.44]I will run away from a brawl
[01:28.06]I'm awesome!
[01:29.01]There's no voicemail, nobody called
[01:30.71]I'm awesome!
[01:31.57]I can't afford to buy eight ******
[01:33.24]And I talk to myself on my Facebook wall
[01:35.98]I'm awesome
[01:37.40]
[01:43.40]
[01:45.40]（Check it out）
[01:46.35]I'm from Maine and I don't hunt, nope
[01:48.21]And I can't ski
[01:49.34]Smoke bitchass but I can't roll blunt
[01:51.44]Might be whipped by my wifey
[01:53.02]My neck not icy
[01:54.28]Eatin at McDonalds because Subway is pricey
[01:55.96]
[01:56.96]Uh, and my unibrow is plucked
[01:59.41]Just asked my mom if I could borrow ten bucks
[02:01.83]She's like "For what?
[02:02.82]Blunt wraps and some Heinekens?
[02:04.63]You skinny bitches, go get a gym membership and vitamins!
[02:07.02]I'm like, Mom please, don't blame it on me
[02:09.68]I got my bad habits from you, Dad, and Aunt Steve
[02:12.37]My attitude's sour but my futon's sweet,
[02:14.87]And the hair on my ass, it is Jumanji
[02:16.57]
[02:17.57]Suit untailored, ringtone Taylor Swift
[02:20.06]Can't tweet up on my Twitter
[02:21.32]Cuz I haven't done shit
[02:22.69]Bank account red, body ungroomed
[02:25.26]The only good thing about me is I'm off stage soon
[02:26.78]
[02:27.78]I'm awesome!
[02:28.75]No you're not, dude don't lie
[02:30.48]I'm awesome!
[02:31.44]I'm drivin around in my mom's ride
[02:33.02]I'm awesome!
[02:33.98]A quarter of my life gone by
[02:35.59]And I met all my friends online
[02:37.57]Mother ****er I'm awesome
[02:39.18]I will run away from a brawl
[02:40.80]I'm awesome!
[02:41.76]There's no voicemail, nobody called
[02:43.46]I'm awesome!
[02:44.36]I can't afford to buy eight ******
[02:46.08]And I talk to myself on my Facebook wall
[02:48.64]I'm awesome
[02:56.29]
[02:58.29]Futhermore I'm cornier than Ethynol
[03:00.56]Cheesier than Provolone
[03:01.89]I spent ages eight to ten living in a motor home
[03:04.57]With a ego the size of Tim Duncan
[03:07.17]Even though I got shit for brains like a blumpki
[03:09.72]I'm twenty four, serving lobster rolls
[03:12.02]Because I spent a decade filling optimos
[03:14.55]And I'm not even the bomb in Maine
[03:16.54]On my game I'm only about as sexy as John McCain
[03:19.64]Now put your hands up,
[03:20.85]If you have nigh******ares
[03:22.08]If you wouldn't man up if there was a fight here
[03:24.80]If you got dandruff, if you drink light beer
[03:27.34]I'm outta breath...
[03:29.18]
[03:30.18]But I'm awesome!
[03:31.24]No you're not, dude don't lie
[03:32.85]I'm awesome!
[03:33.81]I'm drivin around in my mom's ride
[03:35.47]I'm awesome!
[03:36.38]A quarter of my life gone by
[03:38.07]And I met all my friends online
[03:39.98]Mother ****er I'm awesome
[03:41.62]I will run away from a brawl
[03:43.23]I'm awesome!
[03:44.19]There's no voicemail, nobody called
[03:45.90]I'm awesome!
[03:46.82]I can't afford to buy eight ******
[03:48.45]And I talk to myself on my Facebook wall
[03:51.12]I'm awesome
[03:52.09]

Awesome, awesome, awesome, awesome
I don't necessarily have to be here for this...
I'm gonna keep the headphones though...
Mother ****er I'm awesome
No you're not, dude don't lie
I'm awesome!
I'm drivin around in my mom's ride
I'm awesome!
A quarter of my life gone by
And I met all my friends online
Mother ****er I'm awesome
I will run away from a brawl
I'm awesome!
There's no voicemail, nobody called
I'm awesome!
I can't afford to buy eight ******
And I talk to myself on my Facebook wall
You know my pants sag low （low）
Even though （though） that went out of style
Like ten years ago （go）
Spose, I got the swagger of a cripple
I got little biceps,
Getting fatter in the middle
And lyrically I'm not the best
Physically the opposite of Randy Moss and yet
So preposterous
Feel the awesomeness, the most obnoxious
Guest up at the sausage fest
Oh yes!
The girls are repulsed
So I hide in my hood like i'm joining a cult （uh uhh）
I'm as nervous as my cattle dirty curtis
All my writtens are bitten and all my verses are purchased
Me? I'll never date an actress
Got too many back zits
Plus my whole home aroma is cat piss
Every show I do is poorly promoted and if you like this,
It's cuz my little sister wrote it
I'm awesome!
No you're not, dude don't lie
I'm awesome!
I'm drivin around in my mom's ride
I'm awesome!
A quarter of my life gone by
And I met all my friends online
Mother ****er I'm awesome
I will run away from a brawl
I'm awesome!
There's no voicemail, nobody called
I'm awesome!
I can't afford to buy eight ******
And I talk to myself on my Facebook wall
I'm awesome

（Check it out）
I'm from Maine and I don't hunt, nope
And I can't ski
Smoke bitchass but I can't roll blunt
Might be whipped by my wifey
My neck not icy
Eatin at McDonalds because Subway is pricey
Uh, and my unibrow is plucked
Just asked my mom if I could borrow ten bucks
She's like "For what?
Blunt wraps and some Heinekens?
You skinny bitches, go get a gym membership and vitamins!
I'm like, Mom please, don't blame it on me
I got my bad habits from you, Dad, and Aunt Steve
My attitude's sour but my futon's sweet,
And the hair on my ass, it is Jumanji
Suit untailored, ringtone Taylor Swift
Can't tweet up on my Twitter
Cuz I haven't done shit
Bank account red, body ungroomed
The only good thing about me is I'm off stage soon
I'm awesome!
No you're not, dude don't lie
I'm awesome!
I'm drivin around in my mom's ride
I'm awesome!
A quarter of my life gone by
And I met all my friends online
Mother ****er I'm awesome
I will run away from a brawl
I'm awesome!
There's no voicemail, nobody called
I'm awesome!
I can't afford to buy eight ******
And I talk to myself on my Facebook wall
I'm awesome
Futhermore I'm cornier than Ethynol
Cheesier than Provolone
I spent ages eight to ten living in a motor home
With a ego the size of Tim Duncan
Even though I got shit for brains like a blumpki
I'm twenty four, serving lobster rolls
Because I spent a decade filling optimos
And I'm not even the bomb in Maine
On my game I'm only about as sexy as John McCain
Now put your hands up,
If you have nigh******ares
If you wouldn't man up if there was a fight here
If you got dandruff, if you drink light beer
I'm outta breath...
But I'm awesome!
No you're not, dude don't lie
I'm awesome!
I'm drivin around in my mom's ride
I'm awesome!
A quarter of my life gone by
And I met all my friends online
Mother ****er I'm awesome
I will run away from a brawl
I'm awesome!
There's no voicemail, nobody called
I'm awesome!
I can't afford to buy eight ******
And I talk to myself on my Facebook wall
I'm awesome