[00:00.00]Lyrics：John Prine Music：John Prine
[00:00.42]Why must you always seem to criticize me
[01:05.58]Seems like everything I do just turns out wrong
[01:12.15]Why don't you come on out and despise me
[01:17.94]So I could pack my bag and baby I'd be gone
[01:24.78]Remember when you used to call me honey
[01:30.60]Well, I'd turn around and call you honey, too
[01:37.44]You might think it's a joke, but it ain't funny
[01:43.56]To hurt someone who's so in love with you
[01:46.65](Chorus)
[01:50.07]A clown puts his make-up on upside down
[01:56.10]So he wears a smile even when he wears a frown
[02:02.79]You might think I'm here when you put me down
[02:08.73]But actually I'm on the other side of town
[02:15.06]My body's in this room with you just catching hell
[02:21.12]But my soul is drinking beer down the road a spell
[02:27.72]You might think I'm listening to you grocery list
[02:33.39]But I'm leaning on a jukebox and I'm about half...way there
[02:49.95](Repeat Chorus)
[02:50.61]{Instrumental}
[03:30.39]I'm sitting on a chair just behind my ear
[03:36.36]Playing dominoes and drinking some ice cold beer
[03:42.84]When you get done talking I'll come back downstairs
[03:48.63]And assume the body of the person you presume who cares
[04:05.40](Repeat Chorus)
[04:20.16]I'm across the river on the other side of town
[04:26.73]In my mind I'm going to the dog racing side of town.
[04:30.81]{Ending}

Lyrics：John Prine Music：John Prine
Why must you always seem to criticize me
Seems like everything I do just turns out wrong
Why don't you come on out and despise me
So I could pack my bag and baby I'd be gone
Remember when you used to call me honey
Well, I'd turn around and call you honey, too
You might think it's a joke, but it ain't funny
To hurt someone who's so in love with you
(Chorus)
A clown puts his make-up on upside down
So he wears a smile even when he wears a frown
You might think I'm here when you put me down
But actually I'm on the other side of town
My body's in this room with you just catching hell
But my soul is drinking beer down the road a spell
You might think I'm listening to you grocery list
But I'm leaning on a jukebox and I'm about half...way there
(Repeat Chorus)
{Instrumental}
I'm sitting on a chair just behind my ear
Playing dominoes and drinking some ice cold beer
When you get done talking I'll come back downstairs
And assume the body of the person you presume who cares
(Repeat Chorus)
I'm across the river on the other side of town
In my mind I'm going to the dog racing side of town.
{Ending}