[00:39.66] I've met someone that makes me feel seasick
[00:43.11] Oh, what a skill to have, oh, what a skill to have
[00:45.93] So, many skills that make her distinctive
[00:49.38] But they're not mine to have, no, they're not mine
[00:52.02] Whenever she looks I read the nearest paper
[00:55.41] No, I don't care about the soaps
[00:56.88] No, I don't care about the soaps
[01:00.66] Though I'm acting like I'm in an EastEnders episode
[01:06.75] If this is a rom-com
[01:08.64] Kill the director
[01:13.20] If this is a rom-com
[01:14.76] Kill the director, please
[01:19.41] Carrots help us see much better in the dark
[01:22.08] Don't talk to girls, they'll break your heart
[01:25.41] And this is my head and this is my spout
[01:28.23] They work together, they can't figure anything out
[01:31.59] So, with the angst of a teenage band
[01:34.23] Here's another song about a gender I'll never understand
[01:40.44] Here's another song about a gender I'll never understand
[01:46.56] If this is a rom-com
[01:48.15] Kill the director
[01:52.83] If this is a rom-com
[01:54.21] Kill the director
[01:58.86] If this is a rom-com
[02:00.42] Kill the director, please
[02:23.31] This is no Bridget Jones
[02:26.40] This is no Bridget, Bridget
[02:29.22] This is no Bridget Jones
[02:32.25] This is no Bridget, Bridget
[02:35.19] This is no Bridget Jones
[02:38.10] This is no Bridget, Bridget
[02:40.14] This is no Bridget Jones
[02:41.10] This is no Bridget, Bridget
[02:42.87] This is no Bridget Jones
[02:44.07] This is no Bridget, Bridget
[02:46.11] This is no Bridget Jones
[02:50.13] This is no Bridget, Bridget
[02:52.14] This is no Bridget Jones
[02:53.10] This is no Bridget, Bridget Jones

I've met someone that makes me feel seasick
Oh, what a skill to have, oh, what a skill to have
So, many skills that make her distinctive
But they're not mine to have, no, they're not mine
Whenever she looks I read the nearest paper
No, I don't care about the soaps
No, I don't care about the soaps
Though I'm acting like I'm in an EastEnders episode
If this is a rom-com
Kill the director
If this is a rom-com
Kill the director, please
Carrots help us see much better in the dark
Don't talk to girls, they'll break your heart
And this is my head and this is my spout
They work together, they can't figure anything out
So, with the angst of a teenage band
Here's another song about a gender I'll never understand
Here's another song about a gender I'll never understand
If this is a rom-com
Kill the director
If this is a rom-com
Kill the director
If this is a rom-com
Kill the director, please
This is no Bridget Jones
This is no Bridget, Bridget
This is no Bridget Jones
This is no Bridget, Bridget
This is no Bridget Jones
This is no Bridget, Bridget
This is no Bridget Jones
This is no Bridget, Bridget
This is no Bridget Jones
This is no Bridget, Bridget
This is no Bridget Jones
This is no Bridget, Bridget
This is no Bridget Jones
This is no Bridget, Bridget Jones