[00:07.3]Greetings
[00:14.2]My name's yours
[00:16.50]What's Alaska
[00:29.5]Everybody welcome to the show
[00:34.3]The rules of engagement are really quite simple
[00:37.1]So if you can pull yourself away from g****r for two seconds
[00:40.22]Listen up
[00:41.43]The use of flash photography is strictly mandatory
[00:46.10]Do you think I look like this just so I can exist in your feeble memory
[00:50.96]Take a picture and I'll last forever
[00:54.68]Get your drinks now people
[00:56.58]The more you drink the prettier we look
[01:00.89]Is this your boyfriend honey
[01:04.11]Not anymore
[01:06.67]Tipping is compulsory
[01:09.1]If you don't know what compulsory means
[01:11.23]I'll spell it out for you "Tip These Men"
[01:15.72]It takes a lot of money to look this cheap darling
[01:19.28]Be kind to your entertainers
[01:23.44]If you see a flaw squint
[01:25.91]If you see a bulge don't be mad
[01:28.16]Some of the most beautiful women in the world have gigantic d**ks
[01:32.29]If you see something you don't like
[01:34.32]Something unseemly or offensive
[01:36.44]Something vile or disgusting
[01:38.71]We'll be happy to take your complaints after the show
[01:41.40]At the corner of **** you and go **** yourself avenuecom I'll see you there
[01:47.5]Bring a sweater
[01:49.34]If you think you can do better sweetheart I implore you
[01:52.77]Put on a wig and mash your mouth around to other people's music for four and a half minutes
[01:57.73]It's not as easy as it looks
[01:59.40]Do you need a hairpiece
[02:01.2]Here you can borrow mine
[02:03.40]Show generosity to these monstrosities
[02:06.79]Respect kindness compassion
[02:11.21]And most of all whenever possible
[02:15.49]Tell us we look gorgeous
[02:19.33]Tell us we look gorgeous
[02:23.2]Tell me I look gorgeous
[02:27.4]Do I look gorgeous
[02:29.37]Yeah
[02:30.17]Okay but how about sexy
[02:32.18]Yeah
[02:34.4]Okay alright but how about sensual
[02:36.60]Yeah
[02:37.98]Alright but how about breathtaking geez
[02:41.22]Yeah
[02:41.90]I swear it's like pulling teeth to get a little tiny compliment out of you people
[02:46.16]Now let's review everybody
[02:49.25]Your makeup is terrible
[02:51.91]If you're not wearing nails you're not doing drag
[02:54.18]Don't ever touch my hair
[02:55.64]A**s
[02:56.56]I love your p***y
[02:57.52]Give me all your money
[02:58.70]Absolutely
[03:00.58]Come on nature come on come on buildup okay
[03:08.16]Hieeee
[03:14.73]Hieeee
[03:22.20]Hieeee
[03:28.19]Everybody everywhere
[03:30.01]Everybody everywhere
[03:31.18]Hieeee
[03:34.83]Hieeee
[03:36.13]Hieeee
[03:36.68]Hieeee
[03:37.57]Hieeee
[03:38.14]Hieeee

Greetings
My name's yours
What's Alaska
Everybody welcome to the show
The rules of engagement are really quite simple
So if you can pull yourself away from g****r for two seconds
Listen up
The use of flash photography is strictly mandatory
Do you think I look like this just so I can exist in your feeble memory
Take a picture and I'll last forever
Get your drinks now people
The more you drink the prettier we look
Is this your boyfriend honey
Not anymore
Tipping is compulsory
If you don't know what compulsory means
I'll spell it out for you "Tip These Men"
It takes a lot of money to look this cheap darling
Be kind to your entertainers
If you see a flaw squint
If you see a bulge don't be mad
Some of the most beautiful women in the world have gigantic d**ks
If you see something you don't like
Something unseemly or offensive
Something vile or disgusting
We'll be happy to take your complaints after the show
At the corner of **** you and go **** yourself avenuecom I'll see you there
Bring a sweater
If you think you can do better sweetheart I implore you
Put on a wig and mash your mouth around to other people's music for four and a half minutes
It's not as easy as it looks
Do you need a hairpiece
Here you can borrow mine
Show generosity to these monstrosities
Respect kindness compassion
And most of all whenever possible
Tell us we look gorgeous
Tell us we look gorgeous
Tell me I look gorgeous
Do I look gorgeous
Yeah
Okay but how about sexy
Yeah
Okay alright but how about sensual
Yeah
Alright but how about breathtaking geez
Yeah
I swear it's like pulling teeth to get a little tiny compliment out of you people
Now let's review everybody
Your makeup is terrible
If you're not wearing nails you're not doing drag
Don't ever touch my hair
A**s
I love your p***y
Give me all your money
Absolutely
Come on nature come on come on buildup okay
Hieeee
Hieeee
Hieeee
Everybody everywhere
Everybody everywhere
Hieeee
Hieeee
Hieeee
Hieeee
Hieeee
Hieeee