[00:00.21]A little glass of water please
[00:02.64]A fresh pressed hanky if I sneeze
[00:05.03]Some tea with honey from the bees
[00:07.53]Whenever you can brew it
[00:09.52]Princess Cadance: I'll get your tea.
[00:10.92]And while I get a little rest
[00:13.15]A teeny tiny small request
[00:15.59]Some codfish oil for my chest
[00:17.83]Poured from a crystal cruet
[00:19.82]Twilight Sparkle: A crystal cruet?
[00:21.10]My goodness, I'm a nincompoop
[00:22.89]Because I fear I've got the croup
[00:24.48]I need a vat of pumpkin soup
[00:26.02]And scarves made out of zinnias
[00:27.62]Did I say zinnias? I meant silk
[00:29.17]Or something shiny of that ilk
[00:30.87]And then I'll need some nice warm milk
[00:32.41]And pastries from Abyssinia
[00:34.00]And since my stomach's feeling crummy
[00:35.45]Why not give my aching tummy
[00:36.89]Something soothing, something yummy
[00:38.44]Piled up with noodles?
[00:39.89]Add a slice of homemade rye
[00:41.33]With stacks of Swiss way up high
[00:42.77]Served with sides of sweet mince pie
[00:44.32]More basil; I need oodles!
[00:45.81]Twilight Sparkle: Anything else?
[00:47.65]I'll be grateful for your charity
[00:51.53]Until the bitter end
[00:54.38]Because I've heard that tenderness
[00:57.86]Is what you lend an ailing friend
[01:01.25]Tenderness, isn't that right, friend?
[01:04.13]Twilight Sparkle: Right, but—
[01:05.24]Discord: So, who's ready for my big reprise?
[01:07.87]I'd like that glass of water please
[01:09.57]Some magic spell to cure disease
[01:11.16]A firm “gesundhoof” when I sneeze
[01:12.65]A fresh bouquet of roses
[01:14.25]Some lozenges will soon appease
[01:15.75]My wheezing when I start to sneeze
[01:17.30]A wig to keep me from the breeze
[01:18.89]And blankets for my toes-es
[01:20.53]Take tweezers out of my valise
[01:21.98]And then massage my knobby knees
[01:23.37]A bowl of peas, some extra cheese
[01:24.71]A cuddle with a Pekingese
[01:26.06]A singing harp who's named Louise
[01:27.66]A goat on skis, a new trapeze
[01:29.00]And more and more and more and more of these
[01:33.65]And just because I oughta...
[01:35.54]Make sure I'm drinking in the right
[01:38.29]Amount of fluids day and night
[01:40.18]I wish I may, I wish I might
[01:41.72]Have just one little thing
[01:43.37]Oh, would you please finally bring
[01:44.83]Me that tiny glass
[01:46.72]Of water?!!

A little glass of water please
A fresh pressed hanky if I sneeze
Some tea with honey from the bees
Whenever you can brew it
Princess Cadance: I'll get your tea.
And while I get a little rest
A teeny tiny small request
Some codfish oil for my chest
Poured from a crystal cruet
Twilight Sparkle: A crystal cruet?
My goodness, I'm a nincompoop
Because I fear I've got the croup
I need a vat of pumpkin soup
And scarves made out of zinnias
Did I say zinnias? I meant silk
Or something shiny of that ilk
And then I'll need some nice warm milk
And pastries from Abyssinia
And since my stomach's feeling crummy
Why not give my aching tummy
Something soothing, something yummy
Piled up with noodles?
Add a slice of homemade rye
With stacks of Swiss way up high
Served with sides of sweet mince pie
More basil; I need oodles!
Twilight Sparkle: Anything else?
I'll be grateful for your charity
Until the bitter end
Because I've heard that tenderness
Is what you lend an ailing friend
Tenderness, isn't that right, friend?
Twilight Sparkle: Right, but—
Discord: So, who's ready for my big reprise?
I'd like that glass of water please
Some magic spell to cure disease
A firm “gesundhoof” when I sneeze
A fresh bouquet of roses
Some lozenges will soon appease
My wheezing when I start to sneeze
A wig to keep me from the breeze
And blankets for my toes-es
Take tweezers out of my valise
And then massage my knobby knees
A bowl of peas, some extra cheese
A cuddle with a Pekingese
A singing harp who's named Louise
A goat on skis, a new trapeze
And more and more and more and more of these
And just because I oughta...
Make sure I'm drinking in the right
Amount of fluids day and night
I wish I may, I wish I might
Have just one little thing
Oh, would you please finally bring
Me that tiny glass
Of water?!!