[00:00.000] 作曲 : Ned McPhie/Jake Nielsen
[00:01.933]How did we end up inside of these walls?
[00:06.937]And what is this punishment for?
[00:10.187]Apart from the murder and burning and pillaging, stabbing and slaughtering? Sure
[00:14.876]We just wanted glory and fame
[00:19.115]Now we eat from a bucket and poop in a bucket too
[00:23.874]So much undone, what a shame
[00:27.369]So many NPCs we haven't stuck it to
[00:32.872]But I will not die before I've laughed
[00:37.122]I can't deny the world my shaft
[00:40.870]This jail's rather understaffed
[00:45.121]I may not be brave like a fighter, or magic, or strong
[00:49.312]But sometimes the key can be found in a song. Get it? Key. Ha!
[00:54.513]I kill with charisma and cool captivation
[00:58.265]Bеlting out bars of Bardic Inspiration
[01:05.008]I am the hardiest, bardiest bard. Antrius brings salvation
[01:08.261]Timing and tеnderness, terribly talented, topped with a bit of alliteration
[01:13.007]- Ahem
[01:13.763]- Sorry
[01:15.261]Evandra with her mighty strength of many men goes to any length
[01:18.700]- She throws a fist, she'll leave you in a daze(- I'll leave you in a daze)
[01:21.708]And Nixie says concerning things but mostly ends up burning things
[01:25.456]- But that's still cool. She'll set the world ablaze(- I'll set the world ablaze!)
[01:30.705]A Fireball. Surprising
[01:32.456]Why do I hear harmonising? Why is he on his back?
[01:36.450]- Spontaneous heart attack
[01:37.947]- What?
[01:38.958]- Spontaneous heart attack
[01:40.644]- Okay, well explain the fire
[01:44.139]When you're down and you're out and there's problems aplenty
[01:48.144]You'll always come through with a Natural 20
[01:51.639]Ready to face all the foes in our way
[01:55.144]But anyone can be undone by any 1...
[02:01.390]But not today!
[02:16.094]Doesn't this slap? Damn! Best song I ever wrote
[02:19.588]Helping my best friends punch a guy in the throat
[02:23.593]So on our game. Look at us go
[02:26.589]No "I" in team. There's an "A" though
[02:30.839]Which stands for Antrius! Badily badibly, bapbidly, bapbapbap
[02:34.089]Fighting valiantly for our cause
[02:37.038]Swords and metal can settle scores
[02:40.544]Screams can sound so much like applause
[02:44.038]- Just close your eyes
[02:46.289]- Everyone dies
[02:47.544]We're products of our milieu, We're sexy but we'll kill you
[02:51.039]Everything's broken and charred
[02:54.290]We're Half-Elf, Pink, and the Bard
[03:03.786]Am I dying?
[03:05.042]Slip into bliss. You can rest in my hands
[03:10.545]No more on this mortal coil shall you dance
[03:15.488]- I see a light
[03:17.485]- Walk towards it then
[03:20.681]You'll never see your ugly children again
[03:25.682]What?
[03:26.426]Or your awful wife, or your tiny house
[03:29.180]Or your measly food, or your tacky goblets
[03:31.930]- Or your cracked crockery and dishes
[03:34.925]- Why?
[03:35.923]My mockery is vicious
[03:55.058]When you're down and you're out and there's problems aplenty
[03:58.570]You'll always come through with a Natural 20
[04:02.077]Ready to face all the foes in our way
[04:05.330]But anyone can be undone by any 1...
[04:10.320]But not today!
[04:19.767]We'll always pass the test no matter how we're vexed
[04:22.775]And now? Another quest!
[04:24.514]Where should three heroes go next?

作曲 : Ned McPhie/Jake Nielsen
How did we end up inside of these walls?
And what is this punishment for?
Apart from the murder and burning and pillaging, stabbing and slaughtering? Sure
We just wanted glory and fame
Now we eat from a bucket and poop in a bucket too
So much undone, what a shame
So many NPCs we haven't stuck it to
But I will not die before I've laughed
I can't deny the world my shaft
This jail's rather understaffed
I may not be brave like a fighter, or magic, or strong
But sometimes the key can be found in a song. Get it? Key. Ha!
I kill with charisma and cool captivation
Bеlting out bars of Bardic Inspiration
I am the hardiest, bardiest bard. Antrius brings salvation
Timing and tеnderness, terribly talented, topped with a bit of alliteration
- Ahem
- Sorry
Evandra with her mighty strength of many men goes to any length
- She throws a fist, she'll leave you in a daze(- I'll leave you in a daze)
And Nixie says concerning things but mostly ends up burning things
- But that's still cool. She'll set the world ablaze(- I'll set the world ablaze!)
A Fireball. Surprising
Why do I hear harmonising? Why is he on his back?
- Spontaneous heart attack
- What?
- Spontaneous heart attack
- Okay, well explain the fire
When you're down and you're out and there's problems aplenty
You'll always come through with a Natural 20
Ready to face all the foes in our way
But anyone can be undone by any 1...
But not today!
Doesn't this slap? Damn! Best song I ever wrote
Helping my best friends punch a guy in the throat
So on our game. Look at us go
No "I" in team. There's an "A" though
Which stands for Antrius! Badily badibly, bapbidly, bapbapbap
Fighting valiantly for our cause
Swords and metal can settle scores
Screams can sound so much like applause
- Just close your eyes
- Everyone dies
We're products of our milieu, We're sexy but we'll kill you
Everything's broken and charred
We're Half-Elf, Pink, and the Bard
Am I dying?
Slip into bliss. You can rest in my hands
No more on this mortal coil shall you dance
- I see a light
- Walk towards it then
You'll never see your ugly children again
What?
Or your awful wife, or your tiny house
Or your measly food, or your tacky goblets
- Or your cracked crockery and dishes
- Why?
My mockery is vicious
When you're down and you're out and there's problems aplenty
You'll always come through with a Natural 20
Ready to face all the foes in our way
But anyone can be undone by any 1...
But not today!
We'll always pass the test no matter how we're vexed
And now? Another quest!
Where should three heroes go next?