[00:12.09]Jesus turned the water into wine
[00:14.76]So it seems to me it shouldn't be a crime
[00:17.73]But there's a way of thinking around here
[00:20.34]That astounds me
[00:23.70]You can work all day in the summer sweat
[00:26.64]And go down to the store to get your vessel wet
[00:29.55]But a Dr. Pepper's all you're gonna get
[00:32.88]Sorry, it's a dry county
[00:38.16]But if you take a right off the 35
[00:42.06]Just across the county line
[00:44.40]There's a neon sign and a cute little waitress
[00:48.09]Smiling at me
[00:50.16]If I stay and hang around here
[00:53.37]Keep begging my buddies for bootleg beer
[00:56.25]My dreams might wither up and die around me
[01:00.84]It's a dry county
[01:08.10]It ain't rained around here in so damn long
[01:11.22]You can see it when an old timer tells a joke
[01:13.98]You don't smile, you just keep playing dominoes
[01:17.31]And drink your coffee
[01:20.10]30 miles to the east it's a lot more green
[01:23.07]And they got more green for the football team
[01:25.89]Around here we ain't seen a winning streak since the 80s
[01:30.99]It's a dry county
[01:34.38]But if you take a right off the 35
[01:38.34]Just across that county line
[01:40.71]There's a neon sign and a cute little waitress
[01:45.42]Smiling at me
[01:46.35]If I stay and hang around here
[01:49.65]Keep begging my buddies for bootleg beer
[01:52.56]My dreams might wither up and die around me
[01:57.12]It's a dry county
[02:10.35]Last time I took Betty to the drive-in
[02:13.23]I couldn't even talk her into a little kiss
[02:16.23]You couldn't loosen her up
[02:17.67]With a whole can of WD40
[02:23.19]But if you take a right off the 35
[02:27.27]Just across that county line
[02:29.58]And there's a neon sign and a cute little waitress
[02:34.29]Smiling at me
[02:35.25]I can't stay and hang around here
[02:38.79]Waste away the best of my years
[02:41.70]So goodbye all, promise I'll call
[02:44.73]I had about all of this dry county
[02:53.97]It's a dry county

Jesus turned the water into wine
So it seems to me it shouldn't be a crime
But there's a way of thinking around here
That astounds me
You can work all day in the summer sweat
And go down to the store to get your vessel wet
But a Dr. Pepper's all you're gonna get
Sorry, it's a dry county
But if you take a right off the 35
Just across the county line
There's a neon sign and a cute little waitress
Smiling at me
If I stay and hang around here
Keep begging my buddies for bootleg beer
My dreams might wither up and die around me
It's a dry county
It ain't rained around here in so damn long
You can see it when an old timer tells a joke
You don't smile, you just keep playing dominoes
And drink your coffee
30 miles to the east it's a lot more green
And they got more green for the football team
Around here we ain't seen a winning streak since the 80s
It's a dry county
But if you take a right off the 35
Just across that county line
There's a neon sign and a cute little waitress
Smiling at me
If I stay and hang around here
Keep begging my buddies for bootleg beer
My dreams might wither up and die around me
It's a dry county
Last time I took Betty to the drive-in
I couldn't even talk her into a little kiss
You couldn't loosen her up
With a whole can of WD40
But if you take a right off the 35
Just across that county line
And there's a neon sign and a cute little waitress
Smiling at me
I can't stay and hang around here
Waste away the best of my years
So goodbye all, promise I'll call
I had about all of this dry county
It's a dry county