[00:00.000] 作词 : Dan Bull/Gregory James Holgate
[00:00.098] 作曲 : Dan Bull/Gregory James Holgate
[00:00.196](!WARNING FOR THE VIDEO!)
[00:00.666](a horrorable song by tne Stupendium & Dan Bull)
[00:01.293]Good evening
[00:02.260]Do you know any good monsters?
[00:03.513]Did you ever swerve your car in today's top speed of 35 miles an hour into an automobile?
[00:07.615]Do you ever do the dishes for your wife? I should say "Not"
[00:11.220]Mrs Carter donesn't really mind
[00:12.813]Washing her teflon-coated pans
[00:14.250]New
[00:15.138]Vital
[00:15.765]And fashionable!
[00:16.548]Fond of children?
[00:17.254]"Well its only natural"
[00:18.377]Yes.You can't get away from it
[00:20.127]There are branches everywhere
[00:21.068]And it's safe?
[00:22.243]Yes.Sir!
[00:23.027]Dan Bull:
[00:23.184]Deep down down
[00:23.680]Between the trees
[00:24.751]Nestled in the leaves
[00:25.822]Gleams a TV screen
[00:27.050]Near a small lad
[00:28.460]Sitting in the tall grass
[00:29.793]the Stupendium:
[00:29.923]It's an odd transmission
[00:30.864]To be broadcast
[00:31.935]Dan Bull:
[00:32.039]Listen as we talk dark thoughts
[00:33.215]And soar past the watershed line
[00:35.043]Before your bedtime
[00:36.349]You'll panic like a rabbit
[00:37.342]That is caught in headlights
[00:38.544]the Stupendium:
[00:38.753]Reckon we're manic?
[00:39.562]Dan Bull:
[00:39.824]Of course
[00:40.398]You're DEAD RIGHT
[00:41.208]You better exercise
[00:41.913]More caution next time
[00:43.324]Or you'll end up
[00:43.820]In tomorrow morning's headlines
[00:45.571]Obituary nothing more than
[00:46.459]the Stupendium:
[00:46.668]"Born and then Died"
[00:47.660]Dan Bull:
[00:47.869]And not a single family member
[00:49.045]Or a friend cried
[00:50.220]ALL:
[00:50.534]Tune into the madness
[00:52.754]Tune into the madness once more
[00:55.027]Tune into the madness
[00:57.378]Tune into the madness,ENCORE!
[00:59.389]TV:
[00:59.572]This remarkable offer
[01:00.513]The first and only one of its kind
[01:01.975]Delicious
[01:02.707]Nutritious
[01:03.412]Breakfast cereals
[01:04.457]SHOT FROM GUNS!
[01:05.424]YES.SIR!
[01:06.468]You could buy eight additional teaspoons!
[01:07.879]the Stupendium:
[01:08.114]Oh look who's come for tea!
[01:10.831]Are you sitting comfortably?
[01:12.895]Dan Bull:
[01:13.182]All of the children
[01:14.279]Better sit still then
[01:15.507]'Cause when little kiddies fidget
[01:16.865]THEN I KILL THEM!
[01:17.780]the Stupendium:
[01:17.884]Class is now in session
[01:18.981]Time you learned your lesson
[01:20.157]Stare into the glare
[01:20.993]Until your mind is effervescent
[01:22.273]Bubbling the troubling
[01:23.422]You'll find it less depressing
[01:24.597]Open up your eyes
[01:25.642]You'll be surprised what you might let in
[01:26.792]Dan Bull:
[01:26.922]The violent and the tragic
[01:28.020]Hiding in the static
[01:29.273]the Stupendium:
[01:29.430]This silent,enigmatic child
[01:30.580]Had better pack it in!
[01:31.886]Dan Bull:
[01:32.068]And leave the schedule to the grown-ups
[01:33.949]the Stupendium:
[01:34.132]Revel in the pestilence
[01:34.968]Auntie beeb throws up
[01:36.117]TV:
[01:36.300]As a result of long continuing research
[01:38.286]In commercial explosives
[01:39.827]Pepsodent's new,improved formula
[01:41.734]Cleans teeth whiter than ever
[01:43.536]"It certainly does"
[01:45.077]ALL:
[01:45.417]Tune into the madness
[01:46.984]Pictures hand-picked to be sickening.Queasy
[01:50.197]Tune into the madness
[01:51.739]Transfixed and bewitched by the flickering TV
[01:54.377]Dan Bull:
[01:54.638]Hold up
[01:55.344]Don't touch that dial
[01:56.806]Look at our isle of muck and bile
[01:59.131]With a saviour clad in a paper bag
[02:01.143]That must be one ugly child
[02:03.677]the Stupendium:
[02:03.860]Gaze into the space
[02:04.748]Between the pixels on the screen
[02:05.819]There you'll see a place
[02:06.942]Between the signal and the screams
[02:08.170]Dan Bull:
[02:08.300]Feel the oscillation
[02:09.293]Of the crystal in your dreams
[02:10.312]All:
[02:10.547]Just switch off your brain
[02:11.487]And let it sizzle in the beams
[02:12.611]the Stupendium:
[02:12.846]These scenes some viewers
[02:13.812]May find disturbing
[02:15.014]Dan Bull:
[02:15.223]Violent and unnerving
[02:16.059]the Stupendium:
[02:16.372]Frighteningly alluring
[02:17.417]Dan Bull:
[02:17.600]Slightly stomach-churning
[02:18.540]the Stupendium:
[02:18.723]Why would you be turning over?!
[02:20.630]Oh.So many programmes!
[02:21.571]For discerning viewers
[02:22.694]Who are just like you
[02:23.634]Dan Bull:
[02:24.366]Eyes locked to the box
[02:24.601]For the schlock like glue
[02:26.246]Shambling in their droves
[02:27.344]Scrambling their lobes
[02:28.415]the Stupendium:
[02:28.545]Get mangled in the strobe
[02:29.590]Till you're cross-eyed too
[02:31.001]TV:
[02:31.262]Here's a message to millions of people
[02:33.561]Who are continually pale and washed-out
[02:35.807]Weak and run-down
[02:37.061]"All I do is bring you pounds and pounds of baby food"
[02:40.405]Good,lean butcher's steak
[02:41.946]Very satisfying cake
[02:42.677]Impress this fact upon mother
[02:43.905]Boys and girls have overactive oil glands
[02:46.570]"Don't say it like that
[02:48.189]You'll make her sound ungainly"
[02:49.809]ALL:
[02:49.966]Tune into the madness
[02:52.055]Tubes swimming with miasmic blackness
[02:54.433]Tune into the madness
[02:56.340]Sit glued to your viewing apparatus
[02:58.847]Dan Bull:
[02:59.030]IZZY！
[02:59.500]the Stupendium:
[02:59.631]WIZZY!
[03:00.153]All:
[03:00.284]Let's get BUSY!!
[03:01.277]Dan Bull:
[03:01.460]Such a pity diddy kiddies threw a tizzy
[03:03.471]the Stupendium:
[03:03.602]Don't be silly
[03:04.437]What's the trouble,little Timmy?
[03:05.770]Itty bitty nippers
[03:06.736]Should be giddy for the TV!
[03:08.068]Dan Bull:
[03:08.251]Strange lights are disguised
[03:09.610]In the bright glare
[03:10.550]Daytime television's
[03:11.700]Hellish in the right mindset
[03:12.718]Too much time staring
[03:14.129]Will make your eyes square
[03:14.991]the Stupendium:
[03:15.487]Any more,you'll end up like that child there
[03:17.185]Dan Bull:
[03:17.368]Can't toggle off the gogglebox
[03:18.256]the Stupendium:
[03:18.413]So pop another bottle top
[03:19.536]Dan Bull:
[03:19.693]Top up your cup and sup the propaganda
[03:21.130]the Stupendium:
[03:21.286]Prost!
[03:21.757]Mazel Tov!
[03:22.096]Dan Bull:
[03:22.227]They say it's challenging to break a daily habit
[03:23.873]Pacified into paralysis
[03:25.126]A state of telly addicts
[03:26.406]the Stupendium:
[03:26.537]Maybe one day the cathode rays'll be chromatic
[03:28.731]Bringing colour to the pallor
[03:29.698]Of the faces in the static
[03:30.978]Dan Bull:
[03:31.161]Taking off the mask
[03:32.049]My behaviour is erraic
[03:33.224]the Stupendium:
[03:33.407]Claiming to be sane
[03:34.322]But I'm just asymptomatic
[03:35.523]Wait,did you hear that?
[03:36.646]Dan Bull:
[03:36.829]Someone's pacing in the attic
[03:37.900]All:
[03:38.031]What in the blazes could be making such a racket?
[03:40.225]Dan Bull:
[03:40.486]OOOH,I say
[03:41.322]You gave me a fright there
[03:42.785]I think I'm having another little nightmare
[03:45.006]ALL:
[03:45.241]Tune into the madness
[03:47.122]Urchins channel surfing and subservient to the sadness
[03:49.551]Zoom in with the cameras
[03:51.850]Squirming as the sermon's stirred into your hippocampus
[03:54.148]TV:
[03:54.331]CREAM
[03:54.802]Not a soap
[03:55.716]Not a liquid
[03:56.526]But a dainty cream
[03:57.858]It covers everything easily and beautifully
[04:00.287]And what an eyeful ther're going to get
[04:03.004]Dan Bull:
[04:03.265]FEAST YOUR EYES
[04:04.284]Till you're anaesthetised
[04:05.329]the Stupendium:
[04:05.538]Lead a peaceful life
[04:06.452]For the cheapest price
[04:07.654]No need to seek advice
[04:08.829]Dan Bull:
[04:09.012]Or plea to Jesus Christ
[04:09.953]In the deep of night
[04:11.128]YOU'LL REALLY SEE THE LIGHT
[04:12.225]No one observes just how ominous
[04:13.557]The world is when monotonous
[04:14.655]the Stupendium:
[04:14.785]Channelling the brightest minds
[04:15.804]Until they turn witless and punderous
[04:16.927]Dan Bull:
[04:17.110]Their aleryness is interred
[04:18.077]In this infernalest sarcophagus
[04:19.226]the Stupendium:
[04:19.409]The absurd and the preposterous
[04:20.428]Burned in by the phosphorus
[04:21.577]Uncertain what lurks
[04:22.674]Under the surface of your consciousness?
[04:23.902]Observe it and you'll learn
[04:24.868]That it's PERTURBING
[04:25.495]SICK and MONSTROUS
[04:26.305]Keep surfing through diversions
[04:27.350]UMA Thurman's new detergint
[04:28.630]Normal service will return
[04:29.492]After a word from our sponsors
[04:30.746]TV:
[04:30.981]Ladies.What's your problem?
[04:32.914]"Gracious!I've nothing for the Johnsons yet!"
[04:35.082]Keep clam folks
[04:36.284]Buy the gifts that will look more expensive than they are!
[04:39.053]200 different formulations of dynamite
[04:41.691]So powerful that it'll kill a rat
[04:44.121]Press this secret button right here
[04:45.740]And an authentic western pistol pops out and fires!
[04:48.744]ALL:
[04:48.953]Tune into the madness(yEs!)
[04:51.278]A bountiful lineup of schooling and comedy(WoOO!)
[04:53.995]Huge wins at the baftas
[04:56.033]Bound to be prizes when you're every nominee
[04:58.540]tunE inTo THe mAdnesS(GaA!)
[05:00.787]TuNE IntO tHe MadneSs onCe mORe
[05:03.242]tUnE iNto ThE mADNEsS(eAAa!)
[05:05.620]TUNE INTO THE MADNESS,ENCORE!
[05:07.579]TV:
[05:07.762]No guest is ever really happy
[05:09.799]Without the right kind of tea
[05:12.385]Well don't keep staring at it(HaHaHa..)
[05:14.109]Taste it!
[05:14.736]Getting high on life could be habit forming
[05:16.878]You just can't grow up fast enough can you?
[05:19.543]
[05:20.797](ThE eND)

作词 : Dan Bull/Gregory James Holgate
作曲 : Dan Bull/Gregory James Holgate
(!WARNING FOR THE VIDEO!)
(a horrorable song by tne Stupendium & Dan Bull)
Good evening
Do you know any good monsters?
Did you ever swerve your car in today's top speed of 35 miles an hour into an automobile?
Do you ever do the dishes for your wife? I should say "Not"
Mrs Carter donesn't really mind
Washing her teflon-coated pans
New
Vital
And fashionable!
Fond of children?
"Well its only natural"
Yes.You can't get away from it
There are branches everywhere
And it's safe?
Yes.Sir!
Dan Bull:
Deep down down
Between the trees
Nestled in the leaves
Gleams a TV screen
Near a small lad
Sitting in the tall grass
the Stupendium:
It's an odd transmission
To be broadcast
Dan Bull:
Listen as we talk dark thoughts
And soar past the watershed line
Before your bedtime
You'll panic like a rabbit
That is caught in headlights
the Stupendium:
Reckon we're manic?
Dan Bull:
Of course
You're DEAD RIGHT
You better exercise
More caution next time
Or you'll end up
In tomorrow morning's headlines
Obituary nothing more than
the Stupendium:
"Born and then Died"
Dan Bull:
And not a single family member
Or a friend cried
ALL:
Tune into the madness
Tune into the madness once more
Tune into the madness
Tune into the madness,ENCORE!
TV:
This remarkable offer
The first and only one of its kind
Delicious
Nutritious
Breakfast cereals
SHOT FROM GUNS!
YES.SIR!
You could buy eight additional teaspoons!
the Stupendium:
Oh look who's come for tea!
Are you sitting comfortably?
Dan Bull:
All of the children
Better sit still then
'Cause when little kiddies fidget
THEN I KILL THEM!
the Stupendium:
Class is now in session
Time you learned your lesson
Stare into the glare
Until your mind is effervescent
Bubbling the troubling
You'll find it less depressing
Open up your eyes
You'll be surprised what you might let in
Dan Bull:
The violent and the tragic
Hiding in the static
the Stupendium:
This silent,enigmatic child
Had better pack it in!
Dan Bull:
And leave the schedule to the grown-ups
the Stupendium:
Revel in the pestilence
Auntie beeb throws up
TV:
As a result of long continuing research
In commercial explosives
Pepsodent's new,improved formula
Cleans teeth whiter than ever
"It certainly does"
ALL:
Tune into the madness
Pictures hand-picked to be sickening.Queasy
Tune into the madness
Transfixed and bewitched by the flickering TV
Dan Bull:
Hold up
Don't touch that dial
Look at our isle of muck and bile
With a saviour clad in a paper bag
That must be one ugly child
the Stupendium:
Gaze into the space
Between the pixels on the screen
There you'll see a place
Between the signal and the screams
Dan Bull:
Feel the oscillation
Of the crystal in your dreams
All:
Just switch off your brain
And let it sizzle in the beams
the Stupendium:
These scenes some viewers
May find disturbing
Dan Bull:
Violent and unnerving
the Stupendium:
Frighteningly alluring
Dan Bull:
Slightly stomach-churning
the Stupendium:
Why would you be turning over?!
Oh.So many programmes!
For discerning viewers
Who are just like you
Dan Bull:
Eyes locked to the box
For the schlock like glue
Shambling in their droves
Scrambling their lobes
the Stupendium:
Get mangled in the strobe
Till you're cross-eyed too
TV:
Here's a message to millions of people
Who are continually pale and washed-out
Weak and run-down
"All I do is bring you pounds and pounds of baby food"
Good,lean butcher's steak
Very satisfying cake
Impress this fact upon mother
Boys and girls have overactive oil glands
"Don't say it like that
You'll make her sound ungainly"
ALL:
Tune into the madness
Tubes swimming with miasmic blackness
Tune into the madness
Sit glued to your viewing apparatus
Dan Bull:
IZZY！
the Stupendium:
WIZZY!
All:
Let's get BUSY!!
Dan Bull:
Such a pity diddy kiddies threw a tizzy
the Stupendium:
Don't be silly
What's the trouble,little Timmy?
Itty bitty nippers
Should be giddy for the TV!
Dan Bull:
Strange lights are disguised
In the bright glare
Daytime television's
Hellish in the right mindset
Too much time staring
Will make your eyes square
the Stupendium:
Any more,you'll end up like that child there
Dan Bull:
Can't toggle off the gogglebox
the Stupendium:
So pop another bottle top
Dan Bull:
Top up your cup and sup the propaganda
the Stupendium:
Prost!
Mazel Tov!
Dan Bull:
They say it's challenging to break a daily habit
Pacified into paralysis
A state of telly addicts
the Stupendium:
Maybe one day the cathode rays'll be chromatic
Bringing colour to the pallor
Of the faces in the static
Dan Bull:
Taking off the mask
My behaviour is erraic
the Stupendium:
Claiming to be sane
But I'm just asymptomatic
Wait,did you hear that?
Dan Bull:
Someone's pacing in the attic
All:
What in the blazes could be making such a racket?
Dan Bull:
OOOH,I say
You gave me a fright there
I think I'm having another little nightmare
ALL:
Tune into the madness
Urchins channel surfing and subservient to the sadness
Zoom in with the cameras
Squirming as the sermon's stirred into your hippocampus
TV:
CREAM
Not a soap
Not a liquid
But a dainty cream
It covers everything easily and beautifully
And what an eyeful ther're going to get
Dan Bull:
FEAST YOUR EYES
Till you're anaesthetised
the Stupendium:
Lead a peaceful life
For the cheapest price
No need to seek advice
Dan Bull:
Or plea to Jesus Christ
In the deep of night
YOU'LL REALLY SEE THE LIGHT
No one observes just how ominous
The world is when monotonous
the Stupendium:
Channelling the brightest minds
Until they turn witless and punderous
Dan Bull:
Their aleryness is interred
In this infernalest sarcophagus
the Stupendium:
The absurd and the preposterous
Burned in by the phosphorus
Uncertain what lurks
Under the surface of your consciousness?
Observe it and you'll learn
That it's PERTURBING
SICK and MONSTROUS
Keep surfing through diversions
UMA Thurman's new detergint
Normal service will return
After a word from our sponsors
TV:
Ladies.What's your problem?
"Gracious!I've nothing for the Johnsons yet!"
Keep clam folks
Buy the gifts that will look more expensive than they are!
200 different formulations of dynamite
So powerful that it'll kill a rat
Press this secret button right here
And an authentic western pistol pops out and fires!
ALL:
Tune into the madness(yEs!)
A bountiful lineup of schooling and comedy(WoOO!)
Huge wins at the baftas
Bound to be prizes when you're every nominee
tunE inTo THe mAdnesS(GaA!)
TuNE IntO tHe MadneSs onCe mORe
tUnE iNto ThE mADNEsS(eAAa!)
TUNE INTO THE MADNESS,ENCORE!
TV:
No guest is ever really happy
Without the right kind of tea
Well don't keep staring at it(HaHaHa..)
Taste it!
Getting high on life could be habit forming
You just can't grow up fast enough can you?
(ThE eND)