[00:16.74]I don't drink tea
[00:18.75]Or white Chablis
[00:20.73]I sit around and watch
[00:24.69]TVDon't send flowers
[00:26.70]Or take showers
[00:28.71]But I'll be there to pull your dicks
[00:41.13]Oh yeahI don't read books
[00:42.75]I don't French cook
[00:44.76]Or stroll around in galleries
[00:49.86]I hate opera
[00:50.76]I hate Oprah
[00:52.71]Don't fill my head with poetry
[00:58.14]You just want to squeeze my masculinity
[01:10.62]Why can't you leave it alone?
[01:13.02]Hey, hey,
[01:14.28]I ain't gonna change
[01:15.93]Ah, hey, hey, don't you love me this way?
[01:20.91]Hey, hey,
[01:23.88]I am what
[01:24.15]I amSo please understand,
[01:26.76]I'm not your fantasy man
[01:37.32]I don't do dishes
[01:38.76]And I'm suspicious
[01:40.68]Of any grown up man who does
[01:44.79]I'm homophobic
[01:46.68]Don't do aerobics
[01:48.66]Just lay around and catch a buzz
[01:54.30]You just want to squeeze my masculinity
[02:06.63]Why can't you leave it alone?
[02:08.97]Hey, hey,
[02:10.32]I ain't gonna change
[02:11.94]Ah, hey, hey, don't you love me this way?
[02:16.95]Hey, hey,
[02:19.86]I am what
[02:20.10]I amSo please understand,
[02:22.77]I'm not your fantasy man
[02:25.29]Hey, hey,
[02:26.52]I ain't gonna change
[02:27.78]Ah, hey, hey, don't you love me this way?
[02:32.94]Hey, hey,
[02:36.48]I am what
[02:36.66]I amSo please understand,
[02:38.79]I'm not your fantasy man
[02:39.90]HeyHey, hey
[02:40.17]HeyHey, hey
[03:16.02]You just want to squeeze my masculinity
[03:26.64]Why can't you leave it alone?
[03:28.95]Hey, hey,
[03:30.30]I ain't gonna change
[03:32.79]Ah hey, hey, don't you love me this way?
[03:36.93]Hey, hey,
[03:39.81]I am what
[03:39.99]I amSo please understand,
[03:42.78]I'm not you fantasy man
[03:43.83]Hey, hey,
[03:46.32]I ain't gonna change
[03:47.79]Ah, hey, hey, don't you love me this way?
[03:52.92]Hey, hey,
[03:55.86]I am what
[03:56.07]I amSo please understand,
[03:58.77]I'm not your fantasy man

I don't drink tea
Or white Chablis
I sit around and watch
TVDon't send flowers
Or take showers
But I'll be there to pull your dicks
Oh yeahI don't read books
I don't French cook
Or stroll around in galleries
I hate opera
I hate Oprah
Don't fill my head with poetry
You just want to squeeze my masculinity
Why can't you leave it alone?
Hey, hey,
I ain't gonna change
Ah, hey, hey, don't you love me this way?
Hey, hey,
I am what
I amSo please understand,
I'm not your fantasy man
I don't do dishes
And I'm suspicious
Of any grown up man who does
I'm homophobic
Don't do aerobics
Just lay around and catch a buzz
You just want to squeeze my masculinity
Why can't you leave it alone?
Hey, hey,
I ain't gonna change
Ah, hey, hey, don't you love me this way?
Hey, hey,
I am what
I amSo please understand,
I'm not your fantasy man
Hey, hey,
I ain't gonna change
Ah, hey, hey, don't you love me this way?
Hey, hey,
I am what
I amSo please understand,
I'm not your fantasy man
HeyHey, hey
HeyHey, hey
You just want to squeeze my masculinity
Why can't you leave it alone?
Hey, hey,
I ain't gonna change
Ah hey, hey, don't you love me this way?
Hey, hey,
I am what
I amSo please understand,
I'm not you fantasy man
Hey, hey,
I ain't gonna change
Ah, hey, hey, don't you love me this way?
Hey, hey,
I am what
I amSo please understand,
I'm not your fantasy man