[00:00.00] 作曲 : Pyotr Ilyich Tchaikovsky
[00:00.00]Nutcracker -Straight No Chaser
[00:01.790]Hooray it's Christmas time
[00:04.760]But there's one lousy tradition
[00:09.670]There's a certain show that you will see
[00:11.880]That is all and many would agree
[00:14.640]It is time to find another show
[00:17.70]To substitute for the Nutcracker
[00:22.390]I'm watching the game but something's wrong
[00:25.900]Staring is my wife her face looks long
[00:29.490]I know that look it must be me
[00:31.430]It's not our anniversary
[00:32.640]I shrug no clue
[00:34.20]What did I do
[00:35.60]She stands in disbelief
[00:36.350]What
[00:36.810]This holiday scene brings no laughter
[00:40.490]Forced going to see the Nutcracker
[00:44.00]I try to block it from my mind
[00:45.810]Think fast what reason can I find
[00:47.670]Got work to do I'll fake the flu
[00:49.450]No chance I'm done I'm screwed
[00:50.810]I've seen the Nutcracker 20times
[00:54.850]Sure it is fun if you are four
[00:57.610]But don't call me a scrooge 'cause it's a bore
[01:02.10]The story's dated and that
[01:03.320]Masking thing freaks me out
[01:05.680]Well guess I'm a guy what can I say
[01:09.600]I'd rather watch football than ballet
[01:13.100]I tried my hardest not to groan
[01:14.970]And pulled the score up on my phone
[01:16.780]As I complained it's not the same
[01:18.610]We're rushing out the door
[01:20.400]All holiday shoppers on the road
[01:24.230]My holiday spirit might explode
[01:27.729]Of course there is no place to park
[01:29.719]We're late the theatres in the dark
[01:31.339]In no small feat we find the seat
[01:33.179]The shows about to start
[01:34.239]Here's that song from Tetris
[01:42.479]And I know it's the part
[01:44.529]When I fight not to fall asleep
[01:46.489]March the wooden
[01:49.309]Soldiers bunch of mice
[01:51.699]Start the fight land of sweets
[01:53.669]Man this stuff's trippy
[01:56.449]By the way this story makes no sense
[01:59.999]Still don't know what
[02:01.449]It means after all these years
[02:04.59]So confusing feel like snoozing
[02:08.679]Eyes are heavy as I start to dream
[02:14.138]Bolt wide awake must've fallen asleep
[02:15.288]Guess I didn't snore or make a peep
[02:17.288]'Cause my wife had no clue I had been out cold
[02:20.38]It's the finale coming up
[02:20.998]'Cause there is no beer left in my cup
[02:22.958]To make it through I'll need another drink
[02:24.798]Snuck out to the lobby oh look I found a TV
[02:28.898]I forgot the game was happening
[02:31.688]It's down to the wire time will soon expire
[02:34.918]Down by one this kick would win it
[02:37.578]Hut hut The ball snagged –oh no
[02:39.858]The kick's bad right right
[02:41.398]No We lost
[02:42.88]No How could this night get any worse
[02:43.818]Now I'm feeling all depressed
[02:45.28]But I still have to act impressed
[02:46.948]A pirouette oh wow that's great
[02:48.548]A six year old could do that too
[02:50.268]So my team lose at the bar
[02:51.638]Now dancing dudes in leotards
[02:52.838]Last Nutcracker hopefully
[02:55.768]But my wife's thinking differently
[02:58.508]She leans in closely whispers softly
[03:01.448]Can't wait for you to take me next year

作曲 : Pyotr Ilyich Tchaikovsky
Nutcracker -Straight No Chaser
Hooray it's Christmas time
But there's one lousy tradition
There's a certain show that you will see
That is all and many would agree
It is time to find another show
To substitute for the Nutcracker
I'm watching the game but something's wrong
Staring is my wife her face looks long
I know that look it must be me
It's not our anniversary
I shrug no clue
What did I do
She stands in disbelief
What
This holiday scene brings no laughter
Forced going to see the Nutcracker
I try to block it from my mind
Think fast what reason can I find
Got work to do I'll fake the flu
No chance I'm done I'm screwed
I've seen the Nutcracker 20times
Sure it is fun if you are four
But don't call me a scrooge 'cause it's a bore
The story's dated and that
Masking thing freaks me out
Well guess I'm a guy what can I say
I'd rather watch football than ballet
I tried my hardest not to groan
And pulled the score up on my phone
As I complained it's not the same
We're rushing out the door
All holiday shoppers on the road
My holiday spirit might explode
Of course there is no place to park
We're late the theatres in the dark
In no small feat we find the seat
The shows about to start
Here's that song from Tetris
And I know it's the part
When I fight not to fall asleep
March the wooden
Soldiers bunch of mice
Start the fight land of sweets
Man this stuff's trippy
By the way this story makes no sense
Still don't know what
It means after all these years
So confusing feel like snoozing
Eyes are heavy as I start to dream
Bolt wide awake must've fallen asleep
Guess I didn't snore or make a peep
'Cause my wife had no clue I had been out cold
It's the finale coming up
'Cause there is no beer left in my cup
To make it through I'll need another drink
Snuck out to the lobby oh look I found a TV
I forgot the game was happening
It's down to the wire time will soon expire
Down by one this kick would win it
Hut hut The ball snagged –oh no
The kick's bad right right
No We lost
No How could this night get any worse
Now I'm feeling all depressed
But I still have to act impressed
A pirouette oh wow that's great
A six year old could do that too
So my team lose at the bar
Now dancing dudes in leotards
Last Nutcracker hopefully
But my wife's thinking differently
She leans in closely whispers softly
Can't wait for you to take me next year