[00:28.47]Did you fight the Roman wars
[00:31.16]And end up naked on your horse
[00:35.26]Did you earn your winner's strikes
[00:38.04]And fall down drunk in your face last night
[00:41.85]Is it true you lost your wealth
[00:44.96]And then your health to breast-fed milk
[00:48.22]
[00:49.80]Happy birthday
[00:53.09]To the worst friend in the world
[00:56.57]Happy birthday
[00:58.53]To you to you to you
[01:01.94]It's true it's true
[01:05.23]And we don't know what you're trying to prove
[01:08.95]It's true it's true
[01:12.05]And we don't know what you're trying to do
[01:16.53]
[01:30.23]Did you find Egyptian tombs
[01:32.98]And sacred jewels when you read the news
[01:37.05]Did you take her home last night
[01:39.66]And fly first class It'd be fifteen flights
[01:43.92]Is it true you grew up poor
[01:46.48]But then found success at the video store
[01:50.20]
[01:51.40]Happy birthday
[01:54.81]Can I poison your drink
[01:58.33]Happy birthday
[02:00.17]To you to you to you
[02:03.64]It's true it's true
[02:06.94]And we don't know what you're trying to prove
[02:10.77]It's true it's true
[02:13.71]And we don't know what you're trying to do
[02:18.35]
[02:51.68]It's true it's true
[02:54.90]And we don't know what you're trying to prove
[02:57.76]
[02:58.66]It's true it's true
[03:01.73]And we don't know what you're trying to do
[03:05.57]It's true it's true
[03:08.66]And we don't know what you're trying to prove
[03:12.43]It's true it's true
[03:15.36]And we don't know what you're trying to do

Did you fight the Roman wars
And end up naked on your horse
Did you earn your winner's strikes
And fall down drunk in your face last night
Is it true you lost your wealth
And then your health to breast-fed milk
Happy birthday
To the worst friend in the world
Happy birthday
To you to you to you
It's true it's true
And we don't know what you're trying to prove
It's true it's true
And we don't know what you're trying to do
Did you find Egyptian tombs
And sacred jewels when you read the news
Did you take her home last night
And fly first class It'd be fifteen flights
Is it true you grew up poor
But then found success at the video store
Happy birthday
Can I poison your drink
Happy birthday
To you to you to you
It's true it's true
And we don't know what you're trying to prove
It's true it's true
And we don't know what you're trying to do
It's true it's true
And we don't know what you're trying to prove
It's true it's true
And we don't know what you're trying to do
It's true it's true
And we don't know what you're trying to prove
It's true it's true
And we don't know what you're trying to do