[00:00.000] 作词 : Doom The Metal Fing ...
[00:00.000] 作曲 : MF DOOM
[00:00.000]It's horrible
[00:00.757]One little evening alone home
[00:02.351]End up with carpal tunnel syndrome
[00:04.371]And here I am
[00:05.174]Known for giving heavy back aches
[00:06.426]Grown and living off of Little Debbie snack cakes
[00:09.219]Supposed to be checking emails
[00:10.798]All I got is messages from ass naked females
[00:13.886]I don't know a Jenny
[00:14.967]She said it's free and I won't owe her a penny
[00:18.000]And that's the last time I saw her
[00:19.287]But thousands of more horrors on online Gomorrah
[00:21.971]And Sodom
[00:22.609]They got 'em with they curls out
[00:23.930]And they got a better sales pitch than the Girl Scouts
[00:26.911]I wonder what I owe her for a whole box of caramel coconut samoa
[00:30.461](Night night)
[00:30.774]Uh, okay, honey, sweet dreams
[00:32.464]Now it's time to get serious like Peek Freans
[00:34.794]A metal handful, wipe it on the quilt
[00:36.617]Wife wake up and I'm killed over split milk
[00:39.116]Locked in, looking at your picture
[00:41.144]Fully clothed winter and I'm right there with ya
[00:43.402]Thinking about the last time I split your wishbone
[00:45.541]A man can only wish you could do the same till he get home
[00:47.823]Fat chance
[00:48.838]At least he gets snacks
[00:49.936]That will have to do till a brother get back
[00:51.854]Until then, smack one-eyed Jack
[00:54.138]And hope one of his peoples can hook him with a tri-pack
[00:57.025]That's three different flavors
[00:58.628]Chocolate, vanilla and strawberry wafers
[01:00.807]Acting all hard, 'bout to get beat up
[01:02.962]I'll show him what time it is once I get this sheet up
[01:05.699]Soon as he fell off the beat down
[01:07.443]All I hear is, "Thirteen cell, get the sheet down"
[01:09.539]Damn C.O., what the hell do she know?
[01:11.625]Besides the fact she wanna get dug out on the d-low
[01:13.874]A workaholic with a fountain and a ink pen
[01:16.082]Out in the mountains and I stopped drinking again
[01:18.197]In the wee hours he's gotten farther
[01:20.302]Needing three showers, being hot and bothered
[01:22.641]The whiz with her legs bent, pregnant
[01:24.817]God bless the day she wondered where her egg went
[01:26.973]I need a L, it's hard to drink without it
[01:29.159]And could use some cookies, but trying not to think about it
[01:31.328]Watching 'BET on Jazz' for knowledge on file
[01:33.355]Every other commercial, college hoes gone wild
[01:35.813]Soft batch, I prefer the other bunch
[01:37.814]Like what we got for lunch
[01:38.863]Chocolate fudge butter crunch
[01:49.413]He don't mess with the Ritz Bitz
[01:51.065]Wheat Thins, saltines, or Triscuits
[01:53.644]Matzos or Cheez-Its
[01:55.301]Catch sugar fits every time that that he sees
[01:57.499]Chips Ahoy, double chocolate chunks
[01:59.571]Something with the bubble and the junk in the trunk
[02:01.535]Even the Oreos, no matter what weather
[02:03.833]Always kept 'em dipped in milk and stuck together
[02:06.584]In the game he's shameless
[02:08.213]Even uses a code name: Famous Amos
[02:10.426]It's cheaper than a short stay at the Day's Inn
[02:12.669]And good like twenty-five cent oatmeal raisin
[02:14.854]Give a hand to who invented the camera
[02:17.042]Skip past the graham animals and grandmas
[02:19.228]Shh, make sure she don't wake from her dream, chill
[02:21.631]Or get caught with a handful of cream fill
[02:23.756](Ooh, honey, what-what are you doing?)
[02:26.635](That's so nasty) It might seem ill
[02:27.866](Ew, go wash your hands, ew)
[02:31.690]Cookies
[02:32.193](Get outta here)

作词 : Doom The Metal Fing ...
作曲 : MF DOOM
It's horrible
One little evening alone home
End up with carpal tunnel syndrome
And here I am
Known for giving heavy back aches
Grown and living off of Little Debbie snack cakes
Supposed to be checking emails
All I got is messages from ass naked females
I don't know a Jenny
She said it's free and I won't owe her a penny
And that's the last time I saw her
But thousands of more horrors on online Gomorrah
And Sodom
They got 'em with they curls out
And they got a better sales pitch than the Girl Scouts
I wonder what I owe her for a whole box of caramel coconut samoa
(Night night)
Uh, okay, honey, sweet dreams
Now it's time to get serious like Peek Freans
A metal handful, wipe it on the quilt
Wife wake up and I'm killed over split milk
Locked in, looking at your picture
Fully clothed winter and I'm right there with ya
Thinking about the last time I split your wishbone
A man can only wish you could do the same till he get home
Fat chance
At least he gets snacks
That will have to do till a brother get back
Until then, smack one-eyed Jack
And hope one of his peoples can hook him with a tri-pack
That's three different flavors
Chocolate, vanilla and strawberry wafers
Acting all hard, 'bout to get beat up
I'll show him what time it is once I get this sheet up
Soon as he fell off the beat down
All I hear is, "Thirteen cell, get the sheet down"
Damn C.O., what the hell do she know?
Besides the fact she wanna get dug out on the d-low
A workaholic with a fountain and a ink pen
Out in the mountains and I stopped drinking again
In the wee hours he's gotten farther
Needing three showers, being hot and bothered
The whiz with her legs bent, pregnant
God bless the day she wondered where her egg went
I need a L, it's hard to drink without it
And could use some cookies, but trying not to think about it
Watching 'BET on Jazz' for knowledge on file
Every other commercial, college hoes gone wild
Soft batch, I prefer the other bunch
Like what we got for lunch
Chocolate fudge butter crunch
He don't mess with the Ritz Bitz
Wheat Thins, saltines, or Triscuits
Matzos or Cheez-Its
Catch sugar fits every time that that he sees
Chips Ahoy, double chocolate chunks
Something with the bubble and the junk in the trunk
Even the Oreos, no matter what weather
Always kept 'em dipped in milk and stuck together
In the game he's shameless
Even uses a code name: Famous Amos
It's cheaper than a short stay at the Day's Inn
And good like twenty-five cent oatmeal raisin
Give a hand to who invented the camera
Skip past the graham animals and grandmas
Shh, make sure she don't wake from her dream, chill
Or get caught with a handful of cream fill
(Ooh, honey, what-what are you doing?)
(That's so nasty) It might seem ill
(Ew, go wash your hands, ew)
Cookies
(Get outta here)