[00:00.00] 作词 : Yankovic
[00:12.42]Woh oh
[00:18.06] I want a new duck
[00:19.74]One that won't try to bite
[00:23.09]One that won't chew a hole in my socks
[00:25.23]One that won't quack all night
[00:28.61]I want a new duck
[00:30.45]One with big webbed feet
[00:33.59]One that knows how to wash my car
[00:35.78]And keep his room real neat
[00:39.71]One that won't raid the ice box
[00:41.65]One that'll stay in shape
[00:43.81]One that's never gonna try to migrate or escape
[00:48.94]Or I'll tie him up with duct tape
[00:58.24]I want a new duck
[01:00.38]A mallard I think
[01:03.08]One that won't make a mess of my house
[01:05.05]Or build a nest in the bathroom sink
[01:08.74]I want a new duck
[01:10.63]One that won't steal a beer
[01:13.57]One that won't stick his bill in my mail
[01:15.81]One that knows the duck stops here
[01:19.74]One that won't drive me crazy waddling all around
[01:23.72]One who'll teach me how to swim and help me not to drown
[01:29.10]And show me how to get down
[01:34.37]How to get down, baby
[01:38.50]Get it?Quack, quack, quack, quack
[01:43.13]Quack, quack, quack, quack
[01:55.07]I want a new duck
[01:56.97]Not a swan or a goose
[01:59.95]Just a drake,
[02:00.85]I can dress real cute
[02:02.14]Think I'm gonna name him Bruce
[02:05.84]I want a new duck
[02:07.88]Not a quail or an owl
[02:10.61]One that won't molt too much
[02:12.71]One that won't smell too foul
[02:16.79]One that won't beg for breadcrumbs
[02:18.78]Hangin' around all day
[02:20.92]He'd better mind his manners
[02:22.66]Better do just what I say
[02:25.99]Or he's gonna be duck pate, duck pate, yah, yah
[02:35.00]Quack, quack, quack, quack
[02:40.18]Quack, quack, quack, quack.

作词 : Yankovic
Woh oh
I want a new duck
One that won't try to bite
One that won't chew a hole in my socks
One that won't quack all night
I want a new duck
One with big webbed feet
One that knows how to wash my car
And keep his room real neat
One that won't raid the ice box
One that'll stay in shape
One that's never gonna try to migrate or escape
Or I'll tie him up with duct tape
I want a new duck
A mallard I think
One that won't make a mess of my house
Or build a nest in the bathroom sink
I want a new duck
One that won't steal a beer
One that won't stick his bill in my mail
One that knows the duck stops here
One that won't drive me crazy waddling all around
One who'll teach me how to swim and help me not to drown
And show me how to get down
How to get down, baby
Get it?Quack, quack, quack, quack
Quack, quack, quack, quack
I want a new duck
Not a swan or a goose
Just a drake,
I can dress real cute
Think I'm gonna name him Bruce
I want a new duck
Not a quail or an owl
One that won't molt too much
One that won't smell too foul
One that won't beg for breadcrumbs
Hangin' around all day
He'd better mind his manners
Better do just what I say
Or he's gonna be duck pate, duck pate, yah, yah
Quack, quack, quack, quack
Quack, quack, quack, quack.