[00:00.00] If I could walk, I'd be a miner
[00:41.40]If I could talk, I'd be a preacher
[00:54.21]If I was a preacher
[01:01.26]Tell you what: I'd save a million souls - even you
[01:07.11]If I was a miner
[01:14.07]Tell you what: I'd be a damn good one
[01:21.21]This ain't a record
[01:42.51]Neither a joke
[01:49.14]Got us all worked up
[02:15.00]And left us naked out here in the sun
[02:19.11]But who could say it's sad?
[02:25.14]I attach no importance to it
[02:30.51]just because of my hand
[02:34.50]just because of my shriveled little hand
[02:36.96]I could be a baseball player
[02:44.52]Doesn't surprise me now
[02:48.09]even though we had a map
[02:51.57]took three days to find
[02:55.05]Local redneck stare
[02:58.38]Taylor from Pizmo
[03:18.90]At the dog and pony show

If I could walk, I'd be a miner
If I could talk, I'd be a preacher
If I was a preacher
Tell you what: I'd save a million souls - even you
If I was a miner
Tell you what: I'd be a damn good one
This ain't a record
Neither a joke
Got us all worked up
And left us naked out here in the sun
But who could say it's sad?
I attach no importance to it
just because of my hand
just because of my shriveled little hand
I could be a baseball player
Doesn't surprise me now
even though we had a map
took three days to find
Local redneck stare
Taylor from Pizmo
At the dog and pony show