[00:00.662]I can't watch this, I can't watch this
[00:07.410]I can't watch this, I can't watch this
[00:13.839]My my my my TV makes me so bored
[00:16.888]Makes me say, oh my Lord
[00:18.736]What is this garbage here?
[00:20.554]Wanna cover my eyes and plug my ears
[00:22.318]It sucks, and that's no lie
[00:24.033]It's about as much fun as watching paint dry
[00:25.913]Lowers my IQ one notch
[00:27.729]And that's the reason why, uh, I can't watch
[00:31.176]I told you homeboy, I can't watch this
[00:34.587]Yeah, nothin' but trash and you know, I can't watch this
[00:38.180]Poke out my eyes, man, I can't watch this
[00:42.197]Yo, gimme that remote control, I can't watch this
[00:44.441]Talkin' 'bout sick shows
[00:45.883]There's America's Funniest Home Videos
[00:47.511]I can't believe my eyes
[00:49.354]When I see the kind of stuff that wins first prize
[00:51.177]Somebody's poor old mom falls down off the roof
[00:53.745]Lands right on the lawn, face first on a rake
[00:56.635]I hear they got it on the seventeenth take
[00:58.583]That's funny as a kick in the crotch
[01:00.246]And that kind of show, uh, I can't watch
[01:04.147]Yo, I told you, I can't watch this
[01:07.534]Change the channel now, man, I can't watch this
[01:10.331]Yo, pass the TV Guide here, sucker, I can't watch this
[01:13.381]Cosby Show and Roseanne
[01:14.803]Think I've taken 'bout as much as I can
[01:16.528]Judge Wapner, oh my
[01:18.253]You gotta be Rain Man to like this guy
[01:20.028]Thirty Something is alright If you like hearing
[01:22.602]Yuppies whining all night, can't stand Twin Peaks
[01:25.567]Wish they'd lynch those donut-eatin' freaks
[01:27.413]Those Siskel and Ebert bums oughta go home and sit on their thumbs
[01:30.943]That's word because you know, I can't watch this
[01:37.702]I can't watch this, break it down
[01:42.401]Here's how to order, money back guarantee
[01:43.870]Removes tough stains fast, it tastes more like fresh peanuts
[01:47.334]They keep going and going,
[01:49.349]Don't hate me, because I'm beautiful
[01:51.150]Could be dandruff, our prices are insane
[01:55.455]Stop, primetime
[01:56.685]I'm pretty sure I'll be sick
[01:58.245]If I have to watch another stupid pet trick
[01:59.884]Or that guy with the real flat hair
[02:01.840]That goes 'Woof woof woof' and waves his fist in the air
[02:03.502]Those weird talk shows
[02:05.152]About damn sexual N**i Eskim (I Can't Watch This, Off The Deep End)
[02:07.072]They're rude, crude and vile
[02:08.840]Just for a minute let's flip down the dial
[02:10.916]Flip, flip, flip, eww, I can't watch this
[02:16.378]Look man, I can't watch this
[02:19.364]I can't take this torture no more, I can't
[02:21.269]I can't watch this, pay the bills, station break, break it down
[02:25.620]Operators are standing, cubic zirconium necklace
[02:28.221]You're soaking in it, and our fabulous swimsuit issue
[02:31.032]When you've got a headache this big, read the book
[02:33.629]This is your brain on drugs, I've fallen and I can't get up
[02:38.549]Stop, Cable Time
[02:39.900]HBO and Playboy, Showtime and MTV
[02:43.161]I might like 'em more after my lobotomy
[02:46.436]Now why did I ever pay for this junk?
[02:50.080]I hooked up eighty channels and each one stunk
[02:54.005]Just brainless blood and guts
[02:55.828]And mindless T&A
[02:57.623]It's awful, it's putrid, it's crummy
[02:59.238]It's stupid, gonna throw my set away
[03:01.107]I can't watch this, I can't watch this
[03:08.168]I can't watch this, yeah I can't watch this
[03:14.026]I told you, can't watch this, too hip, can't watch this
[03:21.508]Get me outta here, can't watch this

I can't watch this, I can't watch this
I can't watch this, I can't watch this
My my my my TV makes me so bored
Makes me say, oh my Lord
What is this garbage here?
Wanna cover my eyes and plug my ears
It sucks, and that's no lie
It's about as much fun as watching paint dry
Lowers my IQ one notch
And that's the reason why, uh, I can't watch
I told you homeboy, I can't watch this
Yeah, nothin' but trash and you know, I can't watch this
Poke out my eyes, man, I can't watch this
Yo, gimme that remote control, I can't watch this
Talkin' 'bout sick shows
There's America's Funniest Home Videos
I can't believe my eyes
When I see the kind of stuff that wins first prize
Somebody's poor old mom falls down off the roof
Lands right on the lawn, face first on a rake
I hear they got it on the seventeenth take
That's funny as a kick in the crotch
And that kind of show, uh, I can't watch
Yo, I told you, I can't watch this
Change the channel now, man, I can't watch this
Yo, pass the TV Guide here, sucker, I can't watch this
Cosby Show and Roseanne
Think I've taken 'bout as much as I can
Judge Wapner, oh my
You gotta be Rain Man to like this guy
Thirty Something is alright If you like hearing
Yuppies whining all night, can't stand Twin Peaks
Wish they'd lynch those donut-eatin' freaks
Those Siskel and Ebert bums oughta go home and sit on their thumbs
That's word because you know, I can't watch this
I can't watch this, break it down
Here's how to order, money back guarantee
Removes tough stains fast, it tastes more like fresh peanuts
They keep going and going,
Don't hate me, because I'm beautiful
Could be dandruff, our prices are insane
Stop, primetime
I'm pretty sure I'll be sick
If I have to watch another stupid pet trick
Or that guy with the real flat hair
That goes 'Woof woof woof' and waves his fist in the air
Those weird talk shows
About damn sexual N**i Eskim (I Can't Watch This, Off The Deep End)
They're rude, crude and vile
Just for a minute let's flip down the dial
Flip, flip, flip, eww, I can't watch this
Look man, I can't watch this
I can't take this torture no more, I can't
I can't watch this, pay the bills, station break, break it down
Operators are standing, cubic zirconium necklace
You're soaking in it, and our fabulous swimsuit issue
When you've got a headache this big, read the book
This is your brain on drugs, I've fallen and I can't get up
Stop, Cable Time
HBO and Playboy, Showtime and MTV
I might like 'em more after my lobotomy
Now why did I ever pay for this junk?
I hooked up eighty channels and each one stunk
Just brainless blood and guts
And mindless T&A
It's awful, it's putrid, it's crummy
It's stupid, gonna throw my set away
I can't watch this, I can't watch this
I can't watch this, yeah I can't watch this
I told you, can't watch this, too hip, can't watch this
Get me outta here, can't watch this