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[00:01.84]"V-ROCK!"
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[00:04.71]What is the rock and roll lifestyle?
[00:07.32]A leather jacket? Long hair?
[00:09.41]Waking up with mystery bruises and a nasty itch?
[00:12.37]Of course. But it's more than that
[00:15.04]It's laughing at the establishment
[00:17.44]Even if you don't know what the establishment is
[00:19.77]And that's what Lazlow is all about!
[00:22.48]I'm 100% rebel.
[00:24.60]I got kicked out of school after the 12th grade, man!
[00:27.78]That's why when V-Rock was looking for a DJ to open the portals of hell
[00:32.47]And play commercials in between the records they'd chosen, they picked me!
[00:36.52]V-Rock: Home of Lazlow and the Vulture
[00:39.85]I'll tell you one thing:
[00:40.93]It takes a lot of soul, compassion, commitment
[00:44.13]And artistic integrity to play other people's music for money!
[00:48.19]So listen to this: Don't sell out! I never will.
[00:51.94]Get a lighter, turn up the lights, and turn up the stereo!
[00:55.84]Because V-Rock and I have teamed up with the record companies to show you how to party
[01:00.86]I've hand-picked my favorite records that I play on my show
[01:04.46]These are records that I feel almost as passionate about as I do about myself
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[01:11.48]"Only sissies cry!"
[01:13.63]"Real men stand in the rain and listen to this!"
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[01:18.47]"V-V-V-V-V-ROCK!"

"V-ROCK!"
What is the rock and roll lifestyle?
A leather jacket? Long hair?
Waking up with mystery bruises and a nasty itch?
Of course. But it's more than that
It's laughing at the establishment
Even if you don't know what the establishment is
And that's what Lazlow is all about!
I'm 100% rebel.
I got kicked out of school after the 12th grade, man!
That's why when V-Rock was looking for a DJ to open the portals of hell
And play commercials in between the records they'd chosen, they picked me!
V-Rock: Home of Lazlow and the Vulture
I'll tell you one thing:
It takes a lot of soul, compassion, commitment
And artistic integrity to play other people's music for money!
So listen to this: Don't sell out! I never will.
Get a lighter, turn up the lights, and turn up the stereo!
Because V-Rock and I have teamed up with the record companies to show you how to party
I've hand-picked my favorite records that I play on my show
These are records that I feel almost as passionate about as I do about myself
"Only sissies cry!"
"Real men stand in the rain and listen to this!"
"V-V-V-V-V-ROCK!"