[00:11.22]While the jingle bells are jinglin'
[00:13.86]And the snow begins to fall
[00:16.68]And my Grandma makes her gingerbread cookies
[00:19.86]Just across the hall
[00:22.50]I'm freaking 'bout what to get you
[00:25.05]Then it suddenly occurs to me
[00:27.99]The best Chris*******as present is to rock your body underneath the *******' tree!
[00:33.06]I wanna rock you hard this Chris*******as
[00:39.00]I wanna fill your stocking with my candy cane of joy
[00:44.46]We'll have a very merry mother******* Chris*******as
[00:50.43]I'll drive the love train down Santa Claus lane
[00:53.10]I'm your little drummer boy
[01:01.35]While the eggnog is all noggy
[01:03.12]And the fireplace all a-glow
[01:06.90]While our bodies are heatin' up in yuletide places down below
[01:12.72]I hope you like my present
[01:15.33]It was way too big to wrap
[01:18.30]I'm gonna get naughty all over your body
[01:20.91]Come sit on Santa's lap!
[01:23.58]I wanna rock you hard this Chris*******as
[01:29.25]I wanna fill your stocking with my candy cane of joy
[01:34.71]We'll have a very merry mother******* Chris*******as
[01:40.68]We'll drive the love train down Santa Claus lane
[01:43.35]I'm your little drummer boy
[01:44.85](C'mon!)
[01:51.99]We'll be slu*************n' like snow angels til the morning
[02:03.03]We won't hear the reindeer hoofin' up above
[02:04.23]We won't hear Santa coming down the chimney
[02:09.51]We won't see he and my grandma making hot-ass cookie love
[02:14.91]But we'll hear him exclaim as he rides out of sight, he'll *******' say:
[02:19.29]Granny I rocked you hard this Chris*******as
[02:26.85]I filled your stocking with my candy cane of joy
[02:31.80]So have a very merry mother******* Chris*******as
[02:40.71]And the world will start rejoicing
[02:43.41]And the choir boys start to sing (dominus tannenbaum)
[02:46.20]And the lords a-leaping give the ladies in waiting their five ass golden rings
[02:51.81]And the seven pipers are piping
[02:54.03]The eight maids are milking in the snow
[02:57.75]And I'll be happy when I'm gettin' unwrappied by my Chris*******as ho, ho, ho...
[03:01.53](ho ho ho ho ho)
[03:07.11]Have a very merry mother******* Chris*******as!
[03:09.12]Peace on earth, we are the world, and frickin' kumbaya!
[03:16.92]Have a very merry mother******* Chris*******as!
[03:20.37]Deck the halls with your Chris*******as *******!
[03:24.75]Fa-la la la-la la, FA LA LA!

While the jingle bells are jinglin'
And the snow begins to fall
And my Grandma makes her gingerbread cookies
Just across the hall
I'm freaking 'bout what to get you
Then it suddenly occurs to me
The best Chris*******as present is to rock your body underneath the *******' tree!
I wanna rock you hard this Chris*******as
I wanna fill your stocking with my candy cane of joy
We'll have a very merry mother******* Chris*******as
I'll drive the love train down Santa Claus lane
I'm your little drummer boy
While the eggnog is all noggy
And the fireplace all a-glow
While our bodies are heatin' up in yuletide places down below
I hope you like my present
It was way too big to wrap
I'm gonna get naughty all over your body
Come sit on Santa's lap!
I wanna rock you hard this Chris*******as
I wanna fill your stocking with my candy cane of joy
We'll have a very merry mother******* Chris*******as
We'll drive the love train down Santa Claus lane
I'm your little drummer boy
(C'mon!)
We'll be slu*************n' like snow angels til the morning
We won't hear the reindeer hoofin' up above
We won't hear Santa coming down the chimney
We won't see he and my grandma making hot-ass cookie love
But we'll hear him exclaim as he rides out of sight, he'll *******' say:
Granny I rocked you hard this Chris*******as
I filled your stocking with my candy cane of joy
So have a very merry mother******* Chris*******as
And the world will start rejoicing
And the choir boys start to sing (dominus tannenbaum)
And the lords a-leaping give the ladies in waiting their five ass golden rings
And the seven pipers are piping
The eight maids are milking in the snow
And I'll be happy when I'm gettin' unwrappied by my Chris*******as ho, ho, ho...
(ho ho ho ho ho)
Have a very merry mother******* Chris*******as!
Peace on earth, we are the world, and frickin' kumbaya!
Have a very merry mother******* Chris*******as!
Deck the halls with your Chris*******as *******!
Fa-la la la-la la, FA LA LA!