[00:00.00] 作词 : Clifford Harris Jr./Al Yankovic/Pharrell Williams/Robin Thicke
[00:00.33] 作曲 : Clifford Harris Jr./Al Yankovic/Pharrell Williams/Robin Thicke
[00:00.66][Intro]
[00:01.39]Everybody shut up, WOO!
[00:06.93]Everyone listen up!
[00:10.57]Hey, hey, hey
[00:11.41]Hey, hey, hey
[00:13.46]Hey, hey, hey
[00:14.63][Verse 1]
[00:17.31]If you can't write in the proper way
[00:21.63]If you don't know how to conjugate
[00:25.24]Maybe you flunked that class
[00:27.55]And maybe now you find
[00:29.52]That people mock you online
[00:32.29][Bridge]
[00:33.03]Okay, now here's the deal
[00:35.55]I'll try to educate ya
[00:37.47]Gonna familiarize
[00:39.39]You with the nomenclature
[00:41.40]You'll learn the definitions
[00:43.39]Of nouns and prepositions
[00:45.45]Literacy's your mission
[00:47.36][Chorus]
[00:48.10]And that's why I think it's a good time
[00:50.95]To learn some grammar
[00:52.92]Now, did I stammer
[00:54.66]Work on that grammar
[00:56.26]You should know when
[00:59.15]It's "less" or it's "fewer"
[01:00.91]Like people who were
[01:02.79]Never raised in a sewer
[01:04.67]I hate these word crimes
[01:07.03]Like I could care less
[01:08.80]That means you do care
[01:11.87]At least a little
[01:12.84]Don't be a moron
[01:14.73]You'd better slow down
[01:16.58]And use the right pronoun
[01:19.26]Show the world you're no clown
[01:20.27][Verse 2]
[01:20.84]Say you got a "It"
[01:22.13]Followed by apostrophe, "s"
[01:24.29]Now what does that mean?
[01:26.55]You would not use "it’s" in this case
[01:28.65]As a possessive
[01:30.38]It's a contraction
[01:32.07]What's a contraction?
[01:34.07]Well, it's the shortening of a word, or a group of words
[01:36.31]By the omission of a sound or letter
[01:36.95][Bridge]
[01:37.23]Okay, now here's some notes
[01:38.46]Syntax you’re always mangling
[01:40.34]No X in "Espresso"
[01:42.07]Your participle's danglin'
[01:44.16]But I don't want your drama
[01:46.26]If you really wanna
[01:48.27]Leave out that Oxford comma
[01:49.62][Chorus]
[01:50.21]"be", "see", "are", "you"
[01:52.81]Are words, not letters
[01:56.29]Get it together
[01:58.18]Use your spellchecker
[01:59.81]You should never
[02:01.91]Write words using numbers
[02:03.50]Unless you're seven
[02:05.46]Or your name is Prince
[02:07.47]I hate these word crimes
[02:09.74]You really need a
[02:11.58]Full-time proofreader
[02:13.36]You dumb mouthbreather
[02:15.25]Well, you should hire
[02:17.57]Some cunning linguist
[02:19.10]To help you distinguish
[02:21.01]What is proper English
[02:22.52][Verse 3]
[02:23.17]One thing I ask of you
[02:24.98]Time to learn your homophones is past due
[02:27.17]Learn to diagram a sentence too
[02:29.05]Always say to whom
[02:30.21]Don't ever say to who
[02:31.17]And listen up when I tell you this
[02:33.03]I hope you never use quotation marks for emphasis
[02:35.15]You finished second grade
[02:36.37]I hope you can tell
[02:37.24]If you're doing good or doing well
[02:38.93]Figure out the difference
[02:41.11]Irony is not coincidence
[02:42.89]And, I thought that you'd gotten it through your skull
[02:44.85]What's figurative and what's literal
[02:46.82]Oh but, just now, you said
[02:48.86]You "literally couldn't get out of bed"
[02:51.03]That really makes me want to literally
[02:52.72]Smack a crowbar upside your stupid head
[02:54.45][Chorus]
[02:54.85]I read your e-mail
[02:56.99]It's quite apparent
[02:58.83]Your grammar's errant
[03:00.58]You're incoherent
[03:02.50]Saw your blog post
[03:04.45]It's really fantastic
[03:06.66]That was sarcastic (Oh, psych!)
[03:08.66]’Cause you write like a spastic
[03:10.19]I hate these Word Crimes
[03:12.89]Your prose is *****
[03:14.78]Think you should only
[03:16.46]Write in emoji
[03:18.37]Oh, you're a lost cause
[03:20.89]Go back to preschool
[03:22.56]Get out of the gene pool
[03:24.32]Try your best to not drool
[03:25.98][Outro]
[03:26.58]Never mind, I give up
[03:28.86]Really now, I give up
[03:33.29]Hey, hey, hey
[03:35.45]Hey, hey, hey
[03:37.45]Go Away!

作词 : Clifford Harris Jr./Al Yankovic/Pharrell Williams/Robin Thicke
作曲 : Clifford Harris Jr./Al Yankovic/Pharrell Williams/Robin Thicke
Everybody shut up, WOO!
Everyone listen up!
Hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey
If you can't write in the proper way
If you don't know how to conjugate
Maybe you flunked that class
And maybe now you find
That people mock you online
Okay, now here's the deal
I'll try to educate ya
Gonna familiarize
You with the nomenclature
You'll learn the definitions
Of nouns and prepositions
Literacy's your mission
And that's why I think it's a good time
To learn some grammar
Now, did I stammer
Work on that grammar
You should know when
It's "less" or it's "fewer"
Like people who were
Never raised in a sewer
I hate these word crimes
Like I could care less
That means you do care
At least a little
Don't be a moron
You'd better slow down
And use the right pronoun
Show the world you're no clown
Say you got a "It"
Followed by apostrophe, "s"
Now what does that mean?
You would not use "it’s" in this case
As a possessive
It's a contraction
What's a contraction?
Well, it's the shortening of a word, or a group of words
By the omission of a sound or letter
Okay, now here's some notes
Syntax you’re always mangling
No X in "Espresso"
Your participle's danglin'
But I don't want your drama
If you really wanna
Leave out that Oxford comma
"be", "see", "are", "you"
Are words, not letters
Get it together
Use your spellchecker
You should never
Write words using numbers
Unless you're seven
Or your name is Prince
I hate these word crimes
You really need a
Full-time proofreader
You dumb mouthbreather
Well, you should hire
Some cunning linguist
To help you distinguish
What is proper English
One thing I ask of you
Time to learn your homophones is past due
Learn to diagram a sentence too
Always say to whom
Don't ever say to who
And listen up when I tell you this
I hope you never use quotation marks for emphasis
You finished second grade
I hope you can tell
If you're doing good or doing well
Figure out the difference
Irony is not coincidence
And, I thought that you'd gotten it through your skull
What's figurative and what's literal
Oh but, just now, you said
You "literally couldn't get out of bed"
That really makes me want to literally
Smack a crowbar upside your stupid head
I read your e-mail
It's quite apparent
Your grammar's errant
You're incoherent
Saw your blog post
It's really fantastic
That was sarcastic (Oh, psych!)
’Cause you write like a spastic
I hate these Word Crimes
Your prose is *****
Think you should only
Write in emoji
Oh, you're a lost cause
Go back to preschool
Get out of the gene pool
Try your best to not drool
Never mind, I give up
Really now, I give up
Hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey
Go Away!