[00:00.00]My Ball -Eminem （米纳姆）
[00:03.536]Yo
[00:05.328]Dre Man
[00:08.148]Make my vocals sound sexy
[00:15.683]Come on man come on man okaaaay
[00:21.349]It feels so wrong 'cause it feels so right
[00:23.694]But it's all right it's OK with me
[00:26.461]I'll do my steps all by myself
[00:29.77]I don't need nobody to play with me
[00:31.637]But if you just give me a chance
[00:33.678]I can put you in a trance the way I dance
[00:36.316]But don't nobody wanna play with me
[00:38.186]So I'm taking my ball and going home home
[00:42.332]I'm that guy man shove a diamond up my hind end
[00:45.517]And crush it with my butt muscles while I cut vocals
[00:48.178]Slut poke holes in ya shirt jump in mud puddles
[00:50.637]While I stomp mudholes in ya a**girl now lets cuddle
[00:53.476]Blood curdlin'your gurglin'on your blood what'll
[00:55.935]I do for my next trick I'm feelin'wonderful
[00:58.604]I think I might just do somethin'a little less subtle
[01:01.406]Shove a ****ing tonka truck up a little kid's butthole
[01:04.74]Feel the wrath of a psychopath slash ambassador
[01:06.869]Of the valentines day massacre
[01:08.751]Slash assassin I slash her in the a**with a
[01:11.539]Icicle and leave her layin'a blood bath while I
[01:14.167]Put a catheter in and jump in the bath with her
[01:16.882]In my spiderman mask man just imagine the fun
[01:19.641]I can have with a strap on
[01:21.398]Stick it up Kim Kardashian's ass and make the bitch run a triathlon
[01:25.69]Are those pistachio's damn I'd like to have some
[01:27.625]Laying on the patio man rolling a fat one
[01:30.377]Shady drop the magic marker put the cap on
[01:32.752]God damn man are you that much of an asshole
[01:35.221]It feels so wrong 'cause it feels so right
[01:37.609]But it's all right it's OK with me
[01:40.269]I'll do my steps all by myself
[01:42.975]I don't need nobody to play with me
[01:45.526]But if you just give me a chance
[01:47.535]I can put you in a trance the way I dance
[01:50.90]But don't nobody wanna play with me
[01:52.16]So I'm taking my ball and going home home
[01:56.100]I'm like Houdini tuck my teenie eenie weenie between each
[01:59.158]One of my thighs and make it disappear like a genie
[02:01.679]Make the shit disappear like Tara Reid in a bikini
[02:04.176]Believe me homie you don't know the meaning of a meanie
[02:06.785]They call me the fruit loop from Jupiter
[02:08.875]I'm tryna maneuver the hoover up in your poop shoot
[02:11.562]Don't move or ya might get it stuck so ****ing far up in your uvula
[02:14.695]You ain't gonna know what he was tryna do to ya gluteus
[02:17.768]Totally tubular sniffin'glue through a tube in the studia
[02:20.796]Now who do ya think is more fruitier
[02:22.627]Weenier smothered in peanut butter puttin'on a tube of ya
[02:25.351]Eye shadow and man it looked nice you should've seen it mother
[02:28.392]I think I'll put a piece of art on my visa card
[02:30.992]Then I'll go beat Mischa Barton with a Cuisinart
[02:33.555]Then mosey on over to Rosie O'donnell's with Mcdonald's
[02:36.413]Jump on her lap and watch The Sopranos
[02:38.354]It feels so wrong 'cause it feels so right
[02:40.876]But it's all right it's OK with me
[02:43.495]I'll do my steps all by myself
[02:46.276]I don't need nobody to play with me
[02:48.781]But if you just give me a chance
[02:50.919]I can put you in a trance the way I dance
[02:53.429]But don't nobody wanna play with me
[02:55.321]So I'm taking my ball and going home home
[02:59.379]Shady what are you doin'chewin'on a human
[03:01.802]Grab an aluminum bat hit Heidi Klum in the back boom
[03:04.720]And assumin'the fact that that dudes in the back room
[03:07.637]Usin'the bathroom vacuumin'a raccoon
[03:10.46]Skewin'a rat a cat screwin'a baboon
[03:12.841]You shouldn't ask what is he doin'with that broom
[03:15.570]You should be glad he ain't leave you full of stab wounds
[03:18.123]You in a trance I'm back doing my dance ooh
[03:20.809]But they're afraid I might get Sarah Palin by the hair
[03:23.129]And make her wear a bathin'suit and take her parasailin'
[03:25.626]Shady why you gotta pick on the lady for
[03:28.77]Why you make her read 84bed time stories to you in baby talk
[03:31.484]Cause I'm scared there's monster's under my bed
[03:33.687]Kellie Pickler hid my juice box under my bassinet
[03:36.362]No wonder my a**is wet my diaper needs to be changed
[03:39.59]You like graffiti dike well I can pee pee and write your name
[03:41.686]It feels so wrong 'cause it feels so right
[03:44.246]But it's all right it's OK with me
[03:46.844]I'll do my steps all by myself
[03:49.566]I don't need nobody to play with me
[03:52.121]But if you just give me a chance
[03:54.249]I can put you in a trance the way I dance
[03:56.675]But don't nobody wanna play with me
[03:58.604]So I'm taking my ball and going home home
[04:02.711]Fine nobody wants to play with me
[04:05.385]**** you then

My Ball -Eminem （米纳姆）
Yo
Dre Man
Make my vocals sound sexy
Come on man come on man okaaaay
It feels so wrong 'cause it feels so right
But it's all right it's OK with me
I'll do my steps all by myself
I don't need nobody to play with me
But if you just give me a chance
I can put you in a trance the way I dance
But don't nobody wanna play with me
So I'm taking my ball and going home home
I'm that guy man shove a diamond up my hind end
And crush it with my butt muscles while I cut vocals
Slut poke holes in ya shirt jump in mud puddles
While I stomp mudholes in ya a**girl now lets cuddle
Blood curdlin'your gurglin'on your blood what'll
I do for my next trick I'm feelin'wonderful
I think I might just do somethin'a little less subtle
Shove a ****ing tonka truck up a little kid's butthole
Feel the wrath of a psychopath slash ambassador
Of the valentines day massacre
Slash assassin I slash her in the a**with a
Icicle and leave her layin'a blood bath while I
Put a catheter in and jump in the bath with her
In my spiderman mask man just imagine the fun
I can have with a strap on
Stick it up Kim Kardashian's ass and make the bitch run a triathlon
Are those pistachio's damn I'd like to have some
Laying on the patio man rolling a fat one
Shady drop the magic marker put the cap on
God damn man are you that much of an asshole
It feels so wrong 'cause it feels so right
But it's all right it's OK with me
I'll do my steps all by myself
I don't need nobody to play with me
But if you just give me a chance
I can put you in a trance the way I dance
But don't nobody wanna play with me
So I'm taking my ball and going home home
I'm like Houdini tuck my teenie eenie weenie between each
One of my thighs and make it disappear like a genie
Make the shit disappear like Tara Reid in a bikini
Believe me homie you don't know the meaning of a meanie
They call me the fruit loop from Jupiter
I'm tryna maneuver the hoover up in your poop shoot
Don't move or ya might get it stuck so ****ing far up in your uvula
You ain't gonna know what he was tryna do to ya gluteus
Totally tubular sniffin'glue through a tube in the studia
Now who do ya think is more fruitier
Weenier smothered in peanut butter puttin'on a tube of ya
Eye shadow and man it looked nice you should've seen it mother
I think I'll put a piece of art on my visa card
Then I'll go beat Mischa Barton with a Cuisinart
Then mosey on over to Rosie O'donnell's with Mcdonald's
Jump on her lap and watch The Sopranos
It feels so wrong 'cause it feels so right
But it's all right it's OK with me
I'll do my steps all by myself
I don't need nobody to play with me
But if you just give me a chance
I can put you in a trance the way I dance
But don't nobody wanna play with me
So I'm taking my ball and going home home
Shady what are you doin'chewin'on a human
Grab an aluminum bat hit Heidi Klum in the back boom
And assumin'the fact that that dudes in the back room
Usin'the bathroom vacuumin'a raccoon
Skewin'a rat a cat screwin'a baboon
You shouldn't ask what is he doin'with that broom
You should be glad he ain't leave you full of stab wounds
You in a trance I'm back doing my dance ooh
But they're afraid I might get Sarah Palin by the hair
And make her wear a bathin'suit and take her parasailin'
Shady why you gotta pick on the lady for
Why you make her read 84bed time stories to you in baby talk
Cause I'm scared there's monster's under my bed
Kellie Pickler hid my juice box under my bassinet
No wonder my a**is wet my diaper needs to be changed
You like graffiti dike well I can pee pee and write your name
It feels so wrong 'cause it feels so right
But it's all right it's OK with me
I'll do my steps all by myself
I don't need nobody to play with me
But if you just give me a chance
I can put you in a trance the way I dance
But don't nobody wanna play with me
So I'm taking my ball and going home home
Fine nobody wants to play with me
**** you then