[00:08.73]It's a god-awful small affair
[00:11.01]To the girl with the mousy hair
[00:14.79]But her mummy is yelling "No"
[00:19.47]And her daddy has told her to go
[00:23.19]But her friend is nowhere to be seen
[00:27.00]Now she walks through her sunken dream
[00:31.02]To the seat with the clearest view
[00:35.13]And she's hooked to the silver screen
[00:39.39]But the film is a saddening bore
[00:40.23]For she's lived it ten times or more
[00:43.20]She could spit in the eyes of fools
[00:43.86]As they ask her to focus on
[00:44.55]Sailors fighting in the dance hall
[01:01.92]Oh man! Look at those cavemen go
[01:04.95]It's the freakiest show
[01:05.58]Take a look at the Lawman
[01:12.60]Beating up the wrong guy
[01:14.04]Oh man! Wonder if he'll ever know
[01:21.33]He's in the best selling show
[01:22.56]Is there life on Mars?
[01:51.42]It's on the America's tortured brow
[01:54.78]That Mickey Mouse has grown up a cow
[01:59.76]Now the workers have struck for fame
[02:03.12]'Cause Lennon's on the sale again
[02:07.74]See the mice in their million hordes
[02:16.26]From Ibiza to the Norfolk Broads
[02:16.98]Rule Britannia is out of bounds
[02:19.62]To my mother, my dog, and clowns
[02:23.28]But the film is a saddening bore
[02:24.30]'Cause I wrote it ten times or more
[02:28.20]It's about to be writ again
[02:37.17]As I ask you to focus on
[02:37.68]Sailors fighting in the dance hall
[02:44.34]Oh man! Look at those cavemen go
[02:49.35]It's the freakiest show
[02:49.98]Take a look at the Lawman
[02:53.28]Beating up the wrong guy
[03:01.17]Oh man! Wonder if he'll ever know
[03:05.79]He's in the best selling show
[03:06.42]Is there life on Mars?

It's a god-awful small affair
To the girl with the mousy hair
But her mummy is yelling "No"
And her daddy has told her to go
But her friend is nowhere to be seen
Now she walks through her sunken dream
To the seat with the clearest view
And she's hooked to the silver screen
But the film is a saddening bore
For she's lived it ten times or more
She could spit in the eyes of fools
As they ask her to focus on
Sailors fighting in the dance hall
Oh man! Look at those cavemen go
It's the freakiest show
Take a look at the Lawman
Beating up the wrong guy
Oh man! Wonder if he'll ever know
He's in the best selling show
Is there life on Mars?
It's on the America's tortured brow
That Mickey Mouse has grown up a cow
Now the workers have struck for fame
'Cause Lennon's on the sale again
See the mice in their million hordes
From Ibiza to the Norfolk Broads
Rule Britannia is out of bounds
To my mother, my dog, and clowns
But the film is a saddening bore
'Cause I wrote it ten times or more
It's about to be writ again
As I ask you to focus on
Sailors fighting in the dance hall
Oh man! Look at those cavemen go
It's the freakiest show
Take a look at the Lawman
Beating up the wrong guy
Oh man! Wonder if he'll ever know
He's in the best selling show
Is there life on Mars?