[00:00.000]Welcome to the house
[00:01.165]To the Haus of Holbein
[00:03.202]Ja, ooh ja
[00:08.453]Das ist gut, ooh ja
[00:13.198]Ja
[00:15.449]The Haus of Holbein
[00:17.717]Hans Holbein goes around the world
[00:20.954]Painting all of the beautiful girls
[00:24.193]From Spain, to France, and Germany
[00:27.150]The King chooses one
[00:28.453]But which one will it be?
[00:30.695]You bring the corsets
[00:32.203]We'll bring the cinches
[00:33.646]No one wants a waist over nine inches
[00:36.942]So what the makeup contains lead poison
[00:40.203]At least your complexion will bring all the boys in
[00:43.697]Ignore the fear and you'll be fine
[00:46.959]We'll turn this vier into a nine
[00:50.454]So just say "ja", and don't say "nein"
[00:54.201]Cause now you're in the house
[00:55.707]In the Haus of Holbein
[00:57.702]Ja, ooh ja
[01:03.158]Das ist gut, ooh ja
[01:07.457]Ja
[01:09.659]The Haus of Holbein
[01:12.205]We must make sure the princesses look great
[01:15.201]When their time comes for a Holbein portrait
[01:18.446]We know what all the best inventions are
[01:21.205]To hold everything up
[01:22.649]Ja, it's wunderbar
[01:24.961]For blonder hair, then you just add a
[01:28.200]magical ingredient from your bladder
[01:31.450]Try these heels
[01:32.394]So high it's naughty
[01:34.455]But we cannot guarantee that you'll still walk at forty
[01:37.962]Ignore the fear, and you'll be fine
[01:41.143]We'll turn this vier into a nine
[01:44.651]So just say "ja", and don't say "nein"
[01:48.644]Cause now you're in the house
[01:50.206]In the Haus of Holbein
[01:55.087]Ooh ja
[01:57.335]Das ist gut, ooh ja
[02:01.636]Ja
[02:03.830]The Haus of Holbein

Welcome to the house
To the Haus of Holbein
Ja, ooh ja
Das ist gut, ooh ja
Ja
The Haus of Holbein
Hans Holbein goes around the world
Painting all of the beautiful girls
From Spain, to France, and Germany
The King chooses one
But which one will it be?
You bring the corsets
We'll bring the cinches
No one wants a waist over nine inches
So what the makeup contains lead poison
At least your complexion will bring all the boys in
Ignore the fear and you'll be fine
We'll turn this vier into a nine
So just say "ja", and don't say "nein"
Cause now you're in the house
In the Haus of Holbein
Ja, ooh ja
Das ist gut, ooh ja
Ja
The Haus of Holbein
We must make sure the princesses look great
When their time comes for a Holbein portrait
We know what all the best inventions are
To hold everything up
Ja, it's wunderbar
For blonder hair, then you just add a
magical ingredient from your bladder
Try these heels
So high it's naughty
But we cannot guarantee that you'll still walk at forty
Ignore the fear, and you'll be fine
We'll turn this vier into a nine
So just say "ja", and don't say "nein"
Cause now you're in the house
In the Haus of Holbein
Ooh ja
Das ist gut, ooh ja
Ja
The Haus of Holbein