[00:26.19]Oh if only Brazil was not so far
[00:28.62]Far away I Would swim or walk or ride
[00:33.06]But never ever fly
[00:37.92]But all the noise of the maniacs there
[00:38.79]The sweat on my face it's worth to bear
[00:40.83]But I don't wanna bounce and die
[00:42.81]But then I see a lady in a tight blue dress
[00:54.66]I close my eyes, I know what I would go for
[00:57.27]Stewardess before the crash
[01:06.24]Lavatory Love Machine
[01:08.67]No fear can quell my steam
[01:13.20]Lavatory Love Machine
[01:15.51]No cabin fire burn my dream
[01:20.49]I'm at your disposal
[01:27.21]I gotta get up to see what you ain't gonna hide
[01:28.11]Wheeling junk along the aisle
[01:33.18]Keep your seat belt fastened
[01:34.62]You're whipping with an iron voice
[01:36.81]You command
[01:39.69]Oh mistress I am in your hands
[01:48.54]And when she asks me what I'd like to eat
[01:50.97]I realize the domina feels the same
[01:51.72]And I reply: What about your pie?
[02:01.32]Lavatory Love Machine
[02:02.67]No fear can quell my steam
[02:06.27]Lavatory Love Machine
[02:06.81]No cabin fire burn my dream
[02:07.62]Lavatory Love Machine
[02:11.76]No broken wings to stop me stream
[02:12.75]Lavatory Love Machine
[02:13.32]Honey do you like the way I cream?!
[02:14.70](Pilot speaking)
[02:15.06]"Good afternoon ladies and gentlemen,
[02:20.82]this is your captain speaking,
[02:21.48]my name is Long-Dong Rodriguez and I want to welcome you on board on this flight triple X 69 to Copacabana,
[03:19.68]and ahh... Unfortunately we are a little bit late,
[03:23.55]and some of you probably gonna get laid, haha, I hope, but...
[03:25.86]However, we can arrive on time anyway because I can fly a little bit faster, you know?"
[03:34.38]Now if I gotta die
[03:41.79]I'll have been stiff and smiling till the crash
[03:43.20]Let them know I've been alive
[03:44.37]Till I made my final splash
[03:45.57]Lavatory Love Machine
[03:48.48]No fear can quell my steam
[03:49.26]Lavatory Love Machine
[03:49.74]woh-oh
[03:50.64](Background chorus:)
[03:51.30]Lavatory Love Machine
[03:56.10]No cabin fire burn my dream
[04:06.15]Don't hear the scary noises
[04:06.72]From the turbine when you scream
[04:08.34]No broken wings to stop me stream
[04:09.27]Honey do you like the way I cream?

Oh if only Brazil was not so far
Far away I Would swim or walk or ride
But never ever fly
But all the noise of the maniacs there
The sweat on my face it's worth to bear
But I don't wanna bounce and die
But then I see a lady in a tight blue dress
I close my eyes, I know what I would go for
Stewardess before the crash
Lavatory Love Machine
No fear can quell my steam
Lavatory Love Machine
No cabin fire burn my dream
I'm at your disposal
I gotta get up to see what you ain't gonna hide
Wheeling junk along the aisle
Keep your seat belt fastened
You're whipping with an iron voice
You command
Oh mistress I am in your hands
And when she asks me what I'd like to eat
I realize the domina feels the same
And I reply: What about your pie?
Lavatory Love Machine
No fear can quell my steam
Lavatory Love Machine
No cabin fire burn my dream
Lavatory Love Machine
No broken wings to stop me stream
Lavatory Love Machine
Honey do you like the way I cream?!
(Pilot speaking)
"Good afternoon ladies and gentlemen,
this is your captain speaking,
my name is Long-Dong Rodriguez and I want to welcome you on board on this flight triple X 69 to Copacabana,
and ahh... Unfortunately we are a little bit late,
and some of you probably gonna get laid, haha, I hope, but...
However, we can arrive on time anyway because I can fly a little bit faster, you know?"
Now if I gotta die
I'll have been stiff and smiling till the crash
Let them know I've been alive
Till I made my final splash
Lavatory Love Machine
No fear can quell my steam
Lavatory Love Machine
woh-oh
(Background chorus:)
Lavatory Love Machine
No cabin fire burn my dream
Don't hear the scary noises
From the turbine when you scream
No broken wings to stop me stream
Honey do you like the way I cream?