[00:10.232]I am just a regular everyday normal guy
[00:20.801]Nothing special about me Mother ****e
[00:23.276]I am just a regular everyday normal guy
[00:26.420]When I go to the clubs I wait in line Mother ****e
[00:29.569]I am just a regular everyday normal guy
[00:32.315]I got 600 dollars In the bank Mother ****e
[00:34.977]I am just a regular everyday normal guy
[00:37.809]And my sexual performances are average
[00:40.600]I work at customer service for a phone company
[00:43.600]I make 12 bucks an hour but that's all I need
[00:46.192]I live in a small apartment on a quiet street
[00:49.125]I don't go out too much I like to watch TV
[00:52.037]I cant afford a car I use public transportation
[00:55.109]I don't mind I read 'til I reach my destination
[00:57.794]sometimes a newspaper, sometimes a book
[01:00.608]the amount of money I save this shit is off the hoo
[01:03.294]And i am not very good with the women
[01:05.736]I'm a pretty shy person and I'm average looking
[01:09.143]last time I had sex was in 200
[01:11.887]and I am ashamed to admit but it wasn't free
[01:14.574]I am just a regular everyday normal guy
[01:17.246]I get nervous in social situations Mother ****e
[01:20.046]I am just a regular everyday normal guy
[01:23.171]I get constipated once a month Mother ****e
[01:25.991]I am just a regular everyday normal guy
[01:28.743]And i make pretty good spaghetti sauce Mother ****e
[01:31.614]I am just a regular everyday normal guy
[01:34.382]and I get scared when I go see the dentist
[01:36.910]I'm the "Pauly Shore" of everyday life
[01:40.095]easily forgettable and I am not very liked
[01:42.875]I have an "According to Jim" personality
[01:45.730]I'm as entertaining as a ****ing ST
[01:48.651]if you wanna mess with me I think you probably can
[01:51.480]because I am not confident and i am weak for a man
[01:54.288]I'll just roll up in a ball while you kick me in the back, yeah
[01:57.100]honestly I probably wont fight back
[01:59.971]And I don't have many friends that would back me up
[02:02.697]My friend Steve would but he doesn't look very tough Steve
[02:05.517]You want some of this shit
[02:08.388]If you rarely get laid put your hands up
[02:10.732]If you're not well paid put your hands up
[02:13.380]If you got a pet cat put your hands up
[02:16.229]and if you got a bad back put your hands up
[02:19.069]I hurt my back two summers ago moving a fridge
[02:22.041]and ever since then it's just not the same
[02:24.101]It gets pretty sore
[02:26.652]I am just a regular everyday normal guy
[02:30.148]My parents are really nice people Mother ****e
[02:33.153]I am just a regular everyday normal guy
[02:36.047]I am somewhat afraid of heights Mother ****e
[02:38.373]I am just a regular everyday normal guy
[02:41.717]I like the show Grey's Anatomy Mother ****e
[02:44.644]I am just a regular everyday normal guy
[02:47.352]and I am pretty good at making paper planes

I am just a regular everyday normal guy
Nothing special about me Mother ****e
I am just a regular everyday normal guy
When I go to the clubs I wait in line Mother ****e
I am just a regular everyday normal guy
I got 600 dollars In the bank Mother ****e
I am just a regular everyday normal guy
And my sexual performances are average
I work at customer service for a phone company
I make 12 bucks an hour but that's all I need
I live in a small apartment on a quiet street
I don't go out too much I like to watch TV
I cant afford a car I use public transportation
I don't mind I read 'til I reach my destination
sometimes a newspaper, sometimes a book
the amount of money I save this shit is off the hoo
And i am not very good with the women
I'm a pretty shy person and I'm average looking
last time I had sex was in 200
and I am ashamed to admit but it wasn't free
I am just a regular everyday normal guy
I get nervous in social situations Mother ****e
I am just a regular everyday normal guy
I get constipated once a month Mother ****e
I am just a regular everyday normal guy
And i make pretty good spaghetti sauce Mother ****e
I am just a regular everyday normal guy
and I get scared when I go see the dentist
I'm the "Pauly Shore" of everyday life
easily forgettable and I am not very liked
I have an "According to Jim" personality
I'm as entertaining as a ****ing ST
if you wanna mess with me I think you probably can
because I am not confident and i am weak for a man
I'll just roll up in a ball while you kick me in the back, yeah
honestly I probably wont fight back
And I don't have many friends that would back me up
My friend Steve would but he doesn't look very tough Steve
You want some of this shit
If you rarely get laid put your hands up
If you're not well paid put your hands up
If you got a pet cat put your hands up
and if you got a bad back put your hands up
I hurt my back two summers ago moving a fridge
and ever since then it's just not the same
It gets pretty sore
I am just a regular everyday normal guy
My parents are really nice people Mother ****e
I am just a regular everyday normal guy
I am somewhat afraid of heights Mother ****e
I am just a regular everyday normal guy
I like the show Grey's Anatomy Mother ****e
I am just a regular everyday normal guy
and I am pretty good at making paper planes