[00:00.00] 作词 : Stephen Sondheim
[00:00.78] 作曲 : Stephen Sondheim
[00:01.57][BOBBIE]
[00:02.03]My life is totally prepared for a gigantic change right now! I'm genuinely ready to be married
[00:05.56]
[00:05.76][DAVID]
[00:06.22]Right, then why aren't you?
[00:07.48]
[00:07.63][BOBBIE]
[00:08.08]Right
[00:08.80]
[00:08.94][ANDY, THEO, PJ]
[00:09.69]Right, right, right
[00:10.77]Ba-da-da-da-da
[00:11.62]Ba-da-da-da-da
[00:12.74]Ba-da-da-da-da-da-da
[00:14.46]
[00:14.61]You could drive a person crazy
[00:16.83]You could drive a person mad
[00:18.49]Ba-da-da
[00:19.50]First you make a person hazy
[00:21.63]So a person could be had
[00:23.65]Ba-da-da
[00:23.89]Then you leave a person dangling sadly
[00:27.95]Outside your door
[00:29.36]Which it only makes a person gladly
[00:33.05]Want you even more
[00:34.51]
[00:34.91]I could understand a person
[00:37.25]If she said to go away
[00:38.90]Ba-da-da
[00:39.72]I could understand a person
[00:41.83]If she happened to be gay
[00:44.01]Ba-da-da
[00:44.82]
[00:45.01][Spoken]
[00:45.22]You think?
[00:45.63]Do I know?
[00:45.99]Nah
[00:47.09]
[00:47.29]But worse than that
[00:48.11]A person that
[00:49.46]Titillates a person and then leaves him flat
[00:50.74]Is crazy
[00:52.60]She's a troubled person
[00:54.99]She's a truly crazy person herself
[00:58.83]
[00:59.64][Spoken]
[00:59.99]Dirty flirt
[01:00.19]You feminist
[01:01.30]I just don't understand
[01:02.31]That time of the month?
[01:02.46]
[01:03.88][ANDY]
[01:04.07]When a person's personality is personable
[01:05.69]She shouldn't oughta sit on her butt
[01:07.82]It's harder than a matador coercin' a bull
[01:08.22]To try to get you outa your rut
[01:10.74]So single and attentive and attractive a chick
[01:15.80]Is everything a person could wish
[01:18.28]But turning off a person is the act of a chick
[01:20.65]Who likes to pull the hooks out of fish
[01:22.72]
[01:23.68][ANDY, THEO, PJ]
[01:24.24]Knock-knock! Is anybody there?
[01:27.72]Knock-knock! It really isn't fair
[01:32.32](Not fair, not fair)
[01:33.39]Knock-knock! I'm workin' all my charms
[01:39.04]Knock-knock! A zombie's in my arms
[01:42.23]
[01:44.39]All that sweet affection!
[01:47.13]What is wrong?
[01:49.40]Where's the loose connection?
[01:51.88]How long, oh Lord, how long?
[01:54.51]Bobbie-baby-Bobbie-bubbi-Bobbie
[01:56.69]
[01:56.94]You could drive a person frantic
[01:58.71]You could blow a person's cool
[02:01.48]Like you get a person all romantic
[02:03.86]While you make 'em feel a fool
[02:05.74]Ba-da
[02:07.01]When a person says that you just don't get her
[02:10.70]That's when you're good
[02:12.26]You impersonate a person better
[02:15.40]Than a zombie should
[02:16.97]
[02:17.22]I could understand a person
[02:20.05]If she wasn't good in bed
[02:21.65](She's good. No ****!)
[02:22.91]I could understand a person
[02:25.14]If she actually was dead
[02:26.56]Ba-da-da-da
[02:28.62]
[02:29.79]Exclusive you!
[02:31.16]Elusive you!
[02:32.38]Will any person ever get the juice of you?
[02:33.84]You're crazy
[02:35.50]You're a troubled person
[02:37.72]You're a moving
[02:38.99]Deeply maladjusted
[02:39.89]Never to be trusted
[02:41.37]Crazy person yourself
[02:44.54]
[02:44.79]Bobbie is my hobby and I'm givin' it up!

作词 : Stephen Sondheim
作曲 : Stephen Sondheim
My life is totally prepared for a gigantic change right now! I'm genuinely ready to be married

Right, then why aren't you?

Right

Right, right, right
Ba-da-da-da-da
Ba-da-da-da-da
Ba-da-da-da-da-da-da
You could drive a person crazy
You could drive a person mad
Ba-da-da
First you make a person hazy
So a person could be had
Ba-da-da
Then you leave a person dangling sadly
Outside your door
Which it only makes a person gladly
Want you even more
I could understand a person
If she said to go away
Ba-da-da
I could understand a person
If she happened to be gay
Ba-da-da

You think?
Do I know?
Nah
But worse than that
A person that
Titillates a person and then leaves him flat
Is crazy
She's a troubled person
She's a truly crazy person herself

Dirty flirt
You feminist
I just don't understand
That time of the month?

When a person's personality is personable
She shouldn't oughta sit on her butt
It's harder than a matador coercin' a bull
To try to get you outa your rut
So single and attentive and attractive a chick
Is everything a person could wish
But turning off a person is the act of a chick
Who likes to pull the hooks out of fish

Knock-knock! Is anybody there?
Knock-knock! It really isn't fair
(Not fair, not fair)
Knock-knock! I'm workin' all my charms
Knock-knock! A zombie's in my arms
All that sweet affection!
What is wrong?
Where's the loose connection?
How long, oh Lord, how long?
Bobbie-baby-Bobbie-bubbi-Bobbie
You could drive a person frantic
You could blow a person's cool
Like you get a person all romantic
While you make 'em feel a fool
Ba-da
When a person says that you just don't get her
That's when you're good
You impersonate a person better
Than a zombie should
I could understand a person
If she wasn't good in bed
(She's good. No ****!)
I could understand a person
If she actually was dead
Ba-da-da-da
Exclusive you!
Elusive you!
Will any person ever get the juice of you?
You're crazy
You're a troubled person
You're a moving
Deeply maladjusted
Never to be trusted
Crazy person yourself
Bobbie is my hobby and I'm givin' it up!