[00:14.12]This is the ballad of Hollywood Jack and the Rage Kage
[00:20.94]Nothin'' could stop him when Jables and Rage hit the stage
[00:28.11]And Hollywood Jack hit the big time and went to make movies
[00:35.17]Rage Kage was left far behind in the dust of his dreams
[00:41.10]
[00:41.84]And he grumbled and growled and watched Hollywood Jack on Jay Leno
[00:49.00]He bellowed and said he''d be nothing without help from Kage
[00:55.80]He burned up the photos of Jables and Kage doin'' mushrooms
[01:02.63]F*ck him! I don''t need no Hollywood Jack, anyway
[01:08.84]
[01:10.23]So Hollywood Jack lived up high on a hill in a bubble
[01:17.23]And Rage Kage lived deep in the broiling valley below
[01:23.65]Yes the Rage Kage bubbled with rage
[01:28.25]He looked at the ground and he looked on the stage
[01:31.63]The lava was flowin'' and broilin'' inside the old Kage
[01:37.66]
[01:38.43]As Hollywood Jack climbed the ladder of stardom before him
[01:45.06]He watched as his indie credentials flew right out the door
[01:51.84]He''d make millions and then he''d go out and he''d make even more millions
[01:58.63]He''d screen KG''s calls and snort coke off the ass of a whore
[02:04.71]
[02:06.64]No one respected him, they just rejected him
[02:10.17]No one would represent Kage
[02:13.53]Left on the streets of his dreams he would cry
[02:16.83]And he''d rage, for the stage
[02:21.45]Ahahaaa
[02:29.34]
[02:50.47]Then Hollywood Jack got a message that Kage was in trouble
[02:57.19]They sent Kage away cause he had gone completely insane
[03:04.28]So Hollywood Jack jumped upon a jet plane
[03:07.86]And flew all that night through the rain
[03:11.52]To be with his friend, to see what remained of his brain
[03:17.59]
[03:18.50]Then Hollywood Jack told the doctors, "You''ve got to retrieve him
[03:25.18]You''ve got the technology, use the techniques of your trade"
[03:31.81]He grabbed the lapels and he screamed, "By God, you must save him!
[03:38.71]Because Rage Kage and I, can''t you see that we''re one and the same?"
[03:44.80]Aaaah!
[03:47.28]
[03:47.81]Rage Kage
[03:48.59]Oh, Rage Kage
[03:49.97]There be magic inside that old name
[03:53.09]
[03:53.46]And you know
[03:54.97]That you know
[03:56.53]When you''re going completely insane
[03:59.78]
[04:00.28]Ah, the Rage Kage
[04:02.14]Ah, the Rage Kage
[04:03.86]Oh, the lion will roar once again
[04:06.79]
[04:07.37]And you know
[04:08.82]Yes, you know
[04:10.59]When you''re going completely insane
[04:19.61]
[04:20.54]Nothing and no one could harm the old Rage Kage again
[04:26.91]Nothing and no one could harm the old Rage Kage again
[04:33.43]Nothing and no one could harm the old Rage Kage again
[04:40.38]Nothing and no one could harm the old Rage Kage again
[04:46.88]Nothing and no one could harm the old Rage Kage again
[04:53.10]Hollywood Jack and the Rage Kage will ride once again
[04:59.00]

This is the ballad of Hollywood Jack and the Rage Kage
Nothin'' could stop him when Jables and Rage hit the stage
And Hollywood Jack hit the big time and went to make movies
Rage Kage was left far behind in the dust of his dreams
And he grumbled and growled and watched Hollywood Jack on Jay Leno
He bellowed and said he''d be nothing without help from Kage
He burned up the photos of Jables and Kage doin'' mushrooms
F*ck him! I don''t need no Hollywood Jack, anyway
So Hollywood Jack lived up high on a hill in a bubble
And Rage Kage lived deep in the broiling valley below
Yes the Rage Kage bubbled with rage
He looked at the ground and he looked on the stage
The lava was flowin'' and broilin'' inside the old Kage
As Hollywood Jack climbed the ladder of stardom before him
He watched as his indie credentials flew right out the door
He''d make millions and then he''d go out and he''d make even more millions
He''d screen KG''s calls and snort coke off the ass of a whore
No one respected him, they just rejected him
No one would represent Kage
Left on the streets of his dreams he would cry
And he''d rage, for the stage
Ahahaaa
Then Hollywood Jack got a message that Kage was in trouble
They sent Kage away cause he had gone completely insane
So Hollywood Jack jumped upon a jet plane
And flew all that night through the rain
To be with his friend, to see what remained of his brain
Then Hollywood Jack told the doctors, "You''ve got to retrieve him
You''ve got the technology, use the techniques of your trade"
He grabbed the lapels and he screamed, "By God, you must save him!
Because Rage Kage and I, can''t you see that we''re one and the same?"
Aaaah!
Rage Kage
Oh, Rage Kage
There be magic inside that old name
And you know
That you know
When you''re going completely insane
Ah, the Rage Kage
Ah, the Rage Kage
Oh, the lion will roar once again
And you know
Yes, you know
When you''re going completely insane
Nothing and no one could harm the old Rage Kage again
Nothing and no one could harm the old Rage Kage again
Nothing and no one could harm the old Rage Kage again
Nothing and no one could harm the old Rage Kage again
Nothing and no one could harm the old Rage Kage again
Hollywood Jack and the Rage Kage will ride once again