[00:05.91]This guy doused his wife in gasoline
[00:10.35]Then he went and he set the ****ers on fir
[00:14.01]You see Crazy Dan was the name of the man
[00:21.24]He was pretty much a high strung jerk and a liar
[00:27.39]She didn`t die just right away
[00:41.34]She smoldered and she cried
[00:43.41]And Dan the loon was heard to say
[01:30.00]I considered it a matter of pride
[01:30.96]Dan was such a stormy man
[01:32.55]Apparently took all he could stand
[01:33.36]So after dinner on that mournfull night
[01:36.09]He tied her to a stake
[01:43.29]Put to use a ****ing god damn ignorant ass son of a bitc
[01:47.07]And set ablaze her golden locks thus emersed himself in sin
[02:01.56]Being as how they lived on a farm miles away from nowhere
[02:02.67]Dan felt safe in his fiendish deed and figured no one would be aware
[02:04.50]Now dan was sweatin from the heat of the woman
[02:05.85]Her flames all bright and glowin
[02:12.39]Alas the spectacle had a spectator
[02:16.77]Someone peeked without Dan knowing
[02:20.67]This peeking person no person at all was the figure of Dan`s own conscience
[02:28.02]But meanwhile beside his blazing bride Dan laughed and grunted grunts
[02:32.94]Dan watched her fry with a gleam in his eye what a crackpot daffy loon
[02:36.66]Course at that time Dan wouldn`t guess he`d be getting his soon
[02:43.44]For a couple of days Dan`s conscience was there
[03:10.56]Just hanging around the house
[03:11.10]Started to infect Dan`s little head
[03:15.90]With the memory of sizzled spouse
[03:23.01]Dan was crazy as crazy can be He began to be affected
[03:25.02]For in his ****ing brain and heartless heart Some guilt was left unprotecte
[03:32.76]He`d pase the floor and pull his hair and cry alone at night
[03:40.95]For now he knew the one thing to do was the one thing that was right
[03:47.97]They took him away in a paddy wagon now he`s locked up tight
[03:54.57]So if you`re married to an unbalanced man, best not ask for a light

This guy doused his wife in gasoline
Then he went and he set the ****ers on fir
You see Crazy Dan was the name of the man
He was pretty much a high strung jerk and a liar
She didn`t die just right away
She smoldered and she cried
And Dan the loon was heard to say
I considered it a matter of pride
Dan was such a stormy man
Apparently took all he could stand
So after dinner on that mournfull night
He tied her to a stake
Put to use a ****ing god damn ignorant ass son of a bitc
And set ablaze her golden locks thus emersed himself in sin
Being as how they lived on a farm miles away from nowhere
Dan felt safe in his fiendish deed and figured no one would be aware
Now dan was sweatin from the heat of the woman
Her flames all bright and glowin
Alas the spectacle had a spectator
Someone peeked without Dan knowing
This peeking person no person at all was the figure of Dan`s own conscience
But meanwhile beside his blazing bride Dan laughed and grunted grunts
Dan watched her fry with a gleam in his eye what a crackpot daffy loon
Course at that time Dan wouldn`t guess he`d be getting his soon
For a couple of days Dan`s conscience was there
Just hanging around the house
Started to infect Dan`s little head
With the memory of sizzled spouse
Dan was crazy as crazy can be He began to be affected
For in his ****ing brain and heartless heart Some guilt was left unprotecte
He`d pase the floor and pull his hair and cry alone at night
For now he knew the one thing to do was the one thing that was right
They took him away in a paddy wagon now he`s locked up tight
So if you`re married to an unbalanced man, best not ask for a light