[00:01.502]Ms. Mcllhenny (Mr. Mcllhenny):
[00:03.631]Lloyd tells me (Yes!)
[00:05.656]"Never go by plane" (Mhm)
[00:07.676]I tell Lloyd (She does!)
[00:09.388]"Flying is insane" (True!)
[00:11.440]We agree, we would rather die
[00:15.141]We see a brochure, and sign for a tour
[00:17.099]And what do we do? We fly!
[00:19.878]Ms. Mcllhenny, spoken: Y'know I think it takes longer to get to the airport than it does to get to Europe!
[00:24.702]It starts the minute you check in
[00:26.812]Departure time is at noon
[00:28.724]A cup of tea and a Schneken
[00:30.654]And quick! It's leaving soon!
[00:32.112]1 o'clock and you're at the gate
[00:33.929]2 o'clock and the flight's still late
[00:35.921]When you finally leave, it's eight,
[00:37.963]And what do we do? We fly!
[00:39.766](We fly!)
[00:40.348]What do we do? We fly!
[00:42.784]Flight Attendant: Have another martini?
[00:44.151]Ms. Mcllhenny: Why of course, Marcel!
[00:45.503]Mr. Mcllhenny: Everytime, honey!
[00:46.656]Ms. Mcllhenny (Leona): I hate planes! (I agree)
[00:48.290]Sitting three abreast (You're like me!)
[00:50.230]I hate planes (I do too)
[00:52.114]Never get a rest (What about you?)
[00:54.032]I hate planes
[00:54.966]Mr. Mcllhenny: I hate every single one
[00:57.650]The crossing was rough
[00:58.600]Which wasn't enough
[00:59.652]The fun hadn't yet begun
[01:01.979]Ms. Mcllhenny, spoken: On our plane, we ran into an electrical storm and there was this lady with a hearing aid!
[01:07.197]Mr. Mcllhenny: The seat was throwing my back out
[01:09.104]But there I was with a book
[01:11.025]When suddenly there's a blackout
[01:12.946]And everywhere I look
[01:14.386]Is a close-up of Doris Day
[01:16.207]Ninety minutes of Doris Day
[01:18.178]There was nothing to do but pray
[01:20.387]And how do we go? We fly!
[01:22.384]Why?
[01:22.866]How do we go? We fly!
[01:24.616]Ms. Mcllhenny, spoken: My mother won't even get off the ground!
[01:26.685]Mr. Mcllhenny, spoken: You should see her!
[01:27.914]Mr. Mcllhenny, Ms. Mcllhenny (Leona):
[01:28.727]I hate planes (I agree)
[01:30.486]Most of all the sound (You're like me)
[01:32.492]I hate planes (Have a drink)
[01:34.388]Even on the ground (What do you think?)
[01:36.340]Can't stand planes
[01:37.249]Jennifer Yaeger: I hate even more than those
[01:39.972]The kids in the aisle
[01:40.787]Surrounding you while
[01:41.849]Their parents pretend to doze
[01:44.400](Spoken) I don't think the airlines allow babies unless they promise to cry
[01:49.378]The kid I noticed the first was the one who stood on my feet
[01:53.380]The kid I hated the worst was the one who kicked my seat
[01:56.706]There was one on the right who bit
[01:58.621]There was one on the left who spit
[02:00.557]There was one in the back I hit
[02:02.731]But what did we do? We flew!
[02:04.691]Ooh!
[02:05.153]What did we do? We flew!
[02:06.940]Mr. Mcllhenny, spoken: Oh no no no I really couldn't have another one
[02:08.736]Ms. Mcllhenny, spoken: It's only water!
[02:10.222]Mr. Mcllhenny, spoken: Okay!
[02:10.958]Mr, Ms. Mcllhenny, Jennifer (Leona):
[02:11.156]I hate planes (I agree)
[02:12.907]Never had a doubt (You're like me)
[02:14.824]I hate planes (I'm that way)
[02:16.785]Always feel a drought (What do you say?)
[02:18.700]Can't stand planes
[02:19.596]Eddie Yaeger: I hate most of all the chow
[02:22.335]To know what is what is difficult but
[02:24.287]I think I've discovered how!
[02:27.675]Eddie Yaeger, spoken: You're just about to fall asleep!
[02:29.223]Jennifer Yaeger, spoken: Uh huh
[02:29.824]Eddie Yaeger, spoken: When they shove a tray at you
[02:31.258]Jennifer Yaeger, spoken: That's true
[02:32.015]Eddie Yaeger: The shiny stuff is tomatoes
[02:33.865]The salad lies in a group
[02:35.806]The curly stuff is potatoes
[02:37.722]The stuff that moves is soup
[02:39.217]Anything that is white is sweet
[02:41.112]Anything that is brown is meat
[02:42.984]Anything that is grey don't eat
[02:45.146]But what do we do? We fly!
[02:47.194]Why?
[02:47.625]What do we do? We fly!
[02:49.584](*All of them talk at the same time*)
[02:55.850]All: You're zooming up like a comet
[02:58.051]Your ears are starting to ring
[02:59.838]Your neighbor's starting to vomit
[03:01.770]There's ice along the wing
[03:03.162]As you wait for your palms to dry
[03:04.983]You can see your whole life pass by
[03:06.967]And they tell you it's fun to fly
[03:09.118]Your chance of survival's so remote
[03:11.252]You're far better off to cut your throat
[03:13.194]But who has the time to take a boat
[03:15.322]What do we do? We fly!

Ms. Mcllhenny (Mr. Mcllhenny):
Lloyd tells me (Yes!)
"Never go by plane" (Mhm)
I tell Lloyd (She does!)
"Flying is insane" (True!)
We agree, we would rather die
We see a brochure, and sign for a tour
And what do we do? We fly!
Ms. Mcllhenny, spoken: Y'know I think it takes longer to get to the airport than it does to get to Europe!
It starts the minute you check in
Departure time is at noon
A cup of tea and a Schneken
And quick! It's leaving soon!
1 o'clock and you're at the gate
2 o'clock and the flight's still late
When you finally leave, it's eight,
And what do we do? We fly!
(We fly!)
What do we do? We fly!
Flight Attendant: Have another martini?
Ms. Mcllhenny: Why of course, Marcel!
Mr. Mcllhenny: Everytime, honey!
Ms. Mcllhenny (Leona): I hate planes! (I agree)
Sitting three abreast (You're like me!)
I hate planes (I do too)
Never get a rest (What about you?)
I hate planes
Mr. Mcllhenny: I hate every single one
The crossing was rough
Which wasn't enough
The fun hadn't yet begun
Ms. Mcllhenny, spoken: On our plane, we ran into an electrical storm and there was this lady with a hearing aid!
Mr. Mcllhenny: The seat was throwing my back out
But there I was with a book
When suddenly there's a blackout
And everywhere I look
Is a close-up of Doris Day
Ninety minutes of Doris Day
There was nothing to do but pray
And how do we go? We fly!
Why?
How do we go? We fly!
Ms. Mcllhenny, spoken: My mother won't even get off the ground!
Mr. Mcllhenny, spoken: You should see her!
Mr. Mcllhenny, Ms. Mcllhenny (Leona):
I hate planes (I agree)
Most of all the sound (You're like me)
I hate planes (Have a drink)
Even on the ground (What do you think?)
Can't stand planes
Jennifer Yaeger: I hate even more than those
The kids in the aisle
Surrounding you while
Their parents pretend to doze
(Spoken) I don't think the airlines allow babies unless they promise to cry
The kid I noticed the first was the one who stood on my feet
The kid I hated the worst was the one who kicked my seat
There was one on the right who bit
There was one on the left who spit
There was one in the back I hit
But what did we do? We flew!
Ooh!
What did we do? We flew!
Mr. Mcllhenny, spoken: Oh no no no I really couldn't have another one
Ms. Mcllhenny, spoken: It's only water!
Mr. Mcllhenny, spoken: Okay!
Mr, Ms. Mcllhenny, Jennifer (Leona):
I hate planes (I agree)
Never had a doubt (You're like me)
I hate planes (I'm that way)
Always feel a drought (What do you say?)
Can't stand planes
Eddie Yaeger: I hate most of all the chow
To know what is what is difficult but
I think I've discovered how!
Eddie Yaeger, spoken: You're just about to fall asleep!
Jennifer Yaeger, spoken: Uh huh
Eddie Yaeger, spoken: When they shove a tray at you
Jennifer Yaeger, spoken: That's true
Eddie Yaeger: The shiny stuff is tomatoes
The salad lies in a group
The curly stuff is potatoes
The stuff that moves is soup
Anything that is white is sweet
Anything that is brown is meat
Anything that is grey don't eat
But what do we do? We fly!
Why?
What do we do? We fly!
(*All of them talk at the same time*)
All: You're zooming up like a comet
Your ears are starting to ring
Your neighbor's starting to vomit
There's ice along the wing
As you wait for your palms to dry
You can see your whole life pass by
And they tell you it's fun to fly
Your chance of survival's so remote
You're far better off to cut your throat
But who has the time to take a boat
What do we do? We fly!