[00:00.00] 作词 : Frank Loesser
[00:01.00] 作曲 : Frank Loesser
[00:07.02]Ask me how do I feel, ask me now that we're cosy and clingin'
[00:13.77]Well sir, all I can say, is if I were a bell I'd be ringin'
[00:21.42]From the moment we kissed tonight, that's the way I've just gotta behave
[00:28.47]Boy, if I were a lamp I'd light or if I were a banner I'd wave
[00:36.09]Ask me how do I feel, little me with my quiet upbringing
[00:42.90]Well sir, all I can say is if gate I'd be swinging
[00:50.73]And if I were a watch I'd start popping my springs
[00:57.99]Or if I were a bell I'd go ding dong, ding dong ding
[01:20.07]Yes, I knew my morale would crack
[01:23.67]From the wonderful way that you looked
[01:26.85]Boy, if I were a duck I'd quack
[01:30.99]Or if I were a goose I'd be cooked
[01:34.68]Ask me how do I feel, ask me now that we're fondly caressing
[01:41.64]Well, if I were a salad, I know I'd be splashing my dressing
[01:49.47]Or if I were a season, I'd surely be spring
[01:56.43]Or if I were a gate, I would swing, have a fling almost any old thing
[02:04.17]Or if I were a bell I'd go ding dong, ding dong
[02:10.32]Ding dong ding dong ding dong ding ding dong

作词 : Frank Loesser
作曲 : Frank Loesser
Ask me how do I feel, ask me now that we're cosy and clingin'
Well sir, all I can say, is if I were a bell I'd be ringin'
From the moment we kissed tonight, that's the way I've just gotta behave
Boy, if I were a lamp I'd light or if I were a banner I'd wave
Ask me how do I feel, little me with my quiet upbringing
Well sir, all I can say is if gate I'd be swinging
And if I were a watch I'd start popping my springs
Or if I were a bell I'd go ding dong, ding dong ding
Yes, I knew my morale would crack
From the wonderful way that you looked
Boy, if I were a duck I'd quack
Or if I were a goose I'd be cooked
Ask me how do I feel, ask me now that we're fondly caressing
Well, if I were a salad, I know I'd be splashing my dressing
Or if I were a season, I'd surely be spring
Or if I were a gate, I would swing, have a fling almost any old thing
Or if I were a bell I'd go ding dong, ding dong
Ding dong ding dong ding dong ding ding dong