[00:00.000] 作词 : Freshy Kanal
[00:01.000] 作曲 : Freshy Kanal
[00:04.130]Once upon a time,there lived a boy who'd never age
[00:07.932]He spent his time a - writing fire hooks upon a page
[00:11.845]He chilled with those who chilled and weak-ass p***ies got the boot
[00:15.757]He lined each cat against the wall for all the king's mad men to shoot
[00:20.067]Through each hood he went a-riding spitting rhymes and nary capping
[00:24.540]Notoriously big and bad 'twas not your granny's rapping
[00:28.291]For he'd been to quell the giants who went stalking through the night
[00:32.950]His tales were loosey-goosey but his bars were ****ing tight
[00:36.723]Verse 1:
[00:36.940]I got a ticket to vacation,I'm the taxi cab
[00:39.026]I can offer you a paradise this planet can't
[00:41.003]I'm crossing a couple stars on my travel plan
[00:43.093]Grab my hand,you could say I'm moonwalking to Neverland
[00:45.694]So pipe down or you're catching the smoke
[00:47.447]If you wanna settle beef go to Cannibal Cove
[00:49.499]B***h,I run this mother****er from the land to the coast
[00:51.588]Sea kings only living where my shadow is thrown
[00:53.872]I'm an honest guy,but I lie to the crooks
[00:55.915]I don't book a flight,I just fly out the book
[00:58.082]I don't give a shit what your parents have cooked
[00:59.928]I got bigger fish to fry,the way Pan's leaving hooks
[01:02.033](yeah)Y'all got all your friendships wrecked with your 9 to 5 shit
[01:04.587]I got friends ship-wrecking when I fight with the pirates
[01:06.812]I'm not built for a drivers licence
[01:08.388]I build up my own ****ing private island!
[01:10.261]Verse 2:
[01:10.610]Bangarang~captain hook
[01:12.687]Black mustache and a dapper look
[01:14.514]I'm the feather in the cap of the seven seas
[01:16.619]and you wouldn't have a hook if you didn't have me
[01:18.643]I'm the Brooklyn Dodgers of open water
[01:20.985]The Roger Waters of Jolly Rogers
[01:23.198]Fly as Tinker Belle when I'm dropping sail
[01:24.970]Making other pirates flows sound like speak and spell
[01:27.029]And I'm Bangarang~captain hook
[01:29.406]Top chap in my whole pack of crooks
[01:31.441]The chapter book king backed by Mr.Smee
[01:33.330]and you wouldn't have a hook if you didn't have me
[01:35.713]Peter Pan went and fed my severed hand
[01:37.548]to Tik Tok the croc down in Neverland
[01:39.494]and I'm foiled again,I'm getting Lost Boys,peace!
[01:41.735]But you wouldn't have a hook if you didn't have me!!
[01:44.514]Verse 3:
[01:48.113]Fe-Fi-Fo-****
[01:49.220]I smell the flow 'of a thief you all know and whose green only goes up
[01:52.563]Puttin' seeds in a foe's mum,cuz that means I'm a grower
[01:55.242]Have her leaving with rope burn
[01:56.825]Poster-boy of most certainly being misjudged
[01:59.154]Had a cow but I sold her for some worthless beans
[02:01.460]I was down 'till a burgiary and a murder
[02:03.043]Had turned me from poor to a rich cunt
[02:04.913]I sling rhymes that have a goliath beat
[02:06.975]Since I swiped the kinder surprise egg clean
[02:09.061]From that giant's miserable sky palace
[02:11.147]You might like to call it a hijacking
[02:13.256]Time is ticking,on this mic I'm riffing
[02:15.025]Like a harp,even with my arms tied I'm spitting
[02:17.189]Goodbye good riddance,took 5 of these beans...
[02:19.212]and I got high but it's not I who's triping
[02:21.148]Verse 4:
[02:21.317]Honk,honk,hear the goose come
[02:22.846]Stepping into the booth give 'em goosebumps
[02:24.890]Leave 'em in the trash chute like Veruca
[02:26.995]Don't mess with the feathered veteran
[02:28.697]with the bread or you're gonna get chewed up
[02:30.745]By the golden goose,bruh.Cash in the coop,ya make appearances
[02:33.628]Everything I lay down's 24 carat it's all on by bill
[02:36.427]See your net worth is less than this bird.
[02:38.036]That's embarrassing.Gander at the gander
[02:40.098]I'm the fowl minded Midas,so mind your manners.
[02:42.266]That brand name I'm hyping,don't hide the glamour
[02:44.228]So far from untitled,this game I slander
[02:46.639]Bring in the flock,and that honking's your doom
[02:48.736]With every drop,I bring stonks to the moon
[02:50.679]A different league than some other ducking Scrooge
[02:52.765]Original G,that's "mother ****ing" goose!
[02:54.882]Verse 5:
[02:59.182]Running through the woods I'm a bright red hood
[03:00.873]Sensed no danger.Not when he grabbed me
[03:02.746]Little me understood,not the likelihood,of this stranger eating up granny
[03:07.002]Never trust a wolf making conversation
[03:09.019]Canine more like bull,with an off fixation
[03:11.113]Not one to get full,hunfgy inclination
[03:13.183]I walked in and thought,illness must be raging
[03:15.199]Cause what big arms,big ears,big eyes,big teeth
[03:17.962]House seemed calm,but what lied in sheets
[03:19.735]Was the wolf,in the place of his last big feast
[03:21.829]At the time,couldn't see who was underneath
[03:23.918]So i came just a little bit closer
[03:25.962]Big mistake,no escape,from the poser
[03:28.048]Got an eyeful of his blinding molars
[03:30.172]Little riding hood,just red leftover
[03:31.820]Verse 6:
[03:32.340]Just the red leftover from this master of disguise
[03:34.426]I ain't paying for this meal like my card has been declined
[03:36.444]He's the lone wolf,got no partner in this crime
[03:38.485]Antisocial,hear no bark but i'mma bite
[03:40.951]Apex predator,beast in your gran's sheets
[03:42.599]I'm too greedy I need seconds
[03:43.721]I feast,will these peeps never learn?
[03:44.975]Peek at the teeth,fleek to the feet
[03:46.270]Got the claws pedicured
[03:46.891]What big fangs?Just to kill you all the better,bruh
[03:49.193]I'm the type of villain that's quite rare
[03:50.687]The kind the parents read and give their little kids nightmares
[03:52.665]A sneaky mother****er,don't fight fair
[03:54.368]Whenever they least expect me,b***h,I'm right there!
[03:56.356]Turn your crib into my lair
[03:57.915]Nah,I never hunt in packs
[03:59.517]I'm the alpha,coming with a cunning plan
[04:01.642]When the teeth gleam at you,that's a muzzle flash
[04:03.627]And I could cut you down to size like a lumberjack,b***h!
[04:06.003]Verse 7:
[04:09.107]（西）Hola!
[04:09.676]Here comes the Puss in Boots,you losin',fools
[04:11.897]I make a track sound good call me Fruity Loops
[04:13.976]Yea I seduce with my looks and I look really cute
[04:16.054]See I'm rolling with the fur but without the suit
[04:18.179]（西）Ole！soy de los mejores y si tu no lo ves
[04:20.717]（西）Es que estas mas ciego que ese trio de ratones
[04:22.795]With the sword?Good.With the words?Flawless
[04:24.676]So much,I can even make an ogre look smaller
[04:26.638]Like damn bro
[04:27.915]Spitting so sick like hairballs
[04:30.020]（西）Gato por fuera,zorro por dentro
[04:31.524]（西）Tengo un alma bandolera
[04:33.081]（西）Mi encanto de banderas（英）keeps my red flags low
[04:35.446]When you poor,gotta work,gotta hustle
[04:37.227]That way I made my G be the king of the castle
[04:39.200]Yeah,and the truth is,you know how the Puss is...
[04:41.476]Didn't form a family,still got lot of p***ies
[04:43.321]Verse 8:
[04:43.681]Poster on the wall,you know it's me
[04:45.714]The yolked GOAT of old folk poetry
[04:47.451]I suppose if the question is who's the best tale
[04:49.483]Then you best tell them not to stop on the egg shell
[04:52.083]Cause any rapper who puts their verse before mine's
[04:53.642]About to see there's more to me than just a nursery rhyme
[04:55.739]I mean there's only so much pressure one man can handle
[04:58.027]Before his brain gets..uh,let's say scrambled
[05:00.488]Got the type of shit to light up your lyres quick
[05:02.129]Old school every of rhyme of mine's inscribed in papyrus
[05:04.153]If you don't vibe with it,take a dive off the highest bricks
[05:06.258]Cause I'm giving no ****s,like the tip of a friar's d**k
[05:08.355]See now crime is the life I live,ever since Puss abandoned me
[05:10.613]Fostered the name and the fame with no family
[05:12.676]So call the king's horses ang gather his men
[05:14.555]Tell him Humpty is back an he's cracked once again
[05:16.525]Verse 9:
[05:16.804](You know it's very rude to sit down at somebody's cypher uninvited..)
[05:20.987]No matter!Here comes the hatter!
[05:22.682]Never been so silly a milliner and habitual picnicker
[05:24.938]I'm like crumpets and cricket but just a smidgeon more britisher
[05:27.037]Young flibbertigibbet,we aren't given to visitors
[05:29.130]So just sit in the middle as I am spilling my riddles
[05:31.057]and sipping a little with a platter of some shrinking or embiggening nibbles
[05:33.661]Oh!My sanity's a drink in a thimble!
[05:35.259]You know you really do talk too much,MOVE ROUND!!
[05:37.481]You're crazy if you don't think I rhyme the best
[05:39.516]Cause I'm raving when I'm up at the writing dest
[05:41.595]You say curiouser and curiouser,I'd say I'm mercurial
[05:44.511](That just means his ming's a mess!)(very rude...)
[05:45.914]So call me Mr.tea!You can quit your jibber-jabberwocky
[05:48.128]Miss,you're dreaming if you think that you could have a coffee
[05:50.330]This table-setting is the place to be
[05:52.121]It's a very merry un-birthday to me!
[05:53.843]Verse 10:
[05:54.265]Oh hello,don't worry,you're not in danger
[05:56.467]I may be a stranger,but you're even stranger
[05:58.627]In case you forget,here's a basic refresher
[06:00.763]One,I'm a cat;two,I came here from Cheshire
[06:02.864]It's a great pleasure to be making your acquaintance
[06:04.773]Queer conversation is the quaintest entertainment
[06:06.986]Come to Wonderland and you'll understand
[06:09.057]That it's enlightening under thunderclouds
[06:11.299]Enter with trepidation,a step at a time
[06:13.042]I don't require trepanation to open up your mind
[06:15.364]Let's take a look inside,that could be fun
[06:17.354]Strange,you've gone oddly quiet? Cat got your tongue?
[06:19.451]My teeth aren't jacked,I'm just dentally built
[06:21.260]Where's the line between ingenious and mentally ill
[06:23.600]When you get defensive then you tend to reveal
[06:25.355]Your intentions,that's why I never pretend to be real
[06:27.791]Skin getting thinner until
[06:29.060]I'm hidden,invisible apart from the glowing grin on my grill
[06:31.626]Still deliver riddlin' as if it's medicine for fidgeting
[06:34.127]You don't want to hear the conspiracles I'm complicit in
[06:36.123]The mystery is viscous the way it's thickening
[06:38.248]Do you know who I am? Hint:It isn't Ronnie Pickering
[06:40.361]Picking your mind like I'm sticking it in brine
[06:42.216]Rewind,see how many hidden messages you find
[06:46.444](END!)

作词 : Freshy Kanal
作曲 : Freshy Kanal
Once upon a time,there lived a boy who'd never age
He spent his time a - writing fire hooks upon a page
He chilled with those who chilled and weak-ass p***ies got the boot
He lined each cat against the wall for all the king's mad men to shoot
Through each hood he went a-riding spitting rhymes and nary capping
Notoriously big and bad 'twas not your granny's rapping
For he'd been to quell the giants who went stalking through the night
His tales were loosey-goosey but his bars were ****ing tight
Verse 1:
I got a ticket to vacation,I'm the taxi cab
I can offer you a paradise this planet can't
I'm crossing a couple stars on my travel plan
Grab my hand,you could say I'm moonwalking to Neverland
So pipe down or you're catching the smoke
If you wanna settle beef go to Cannibal Cove
B***h,I run this mother****er from the land to the coast
Sea kings only living where my shadow is thrown
I'm an honest guy,but I lie to the crooks
I don't book a flight,I just fly out the book
I don't give a shit what your parents have cooked
I got bigger fish to fry,the way Pan's leaving hooks
(yeah)Y'all got all your friendships wrecked with your 9 to 5 shit
I got friends ship-wrecking when I fight with the pirates
I'm not built for a drivers licence
I build up my own ****ing private island!
Verse 2:
Bangarang~captain hook
Black mustache and a dapper look
I'm the feather in the cap of the seven seas
and you wouldn't have a hook if you didn't have me
I'm the Brooklyn Dodgers of open water
The Roger Waters of Jolly Rogers
Fly as Tinker Belle when I'm dropping sail
Making other pirates flows sound like speak and spell
And I'm Bangarang~captain hook
Top chap in my whole pack of crooks
The chapter book king backed by Mr.Smee
and you wouldn't have a hook if you didn't have me
Peter Pan went and fed my severed hand
to Tik Tok the croc down in Neverland
and I'm foiled again,I'm getting Lost Boys,peace!
But you wouldn't have a hook if you didn't have me!!
Verse 3:
Fe-Fi-Fo-****
I smell the flow 'of a thief you all know and whose green only goes up
Puttin' seeds in a foe's mum,cuz that means I'm a grower
Have her leaving with rope burn
Poster-boy of most certainly being misjudged
Had a cow but I sold her for some worthless beans
I was down 'till a burgiary and a murder
Had turned me from poor to a rich cunt
I sling rhymes that have a goliath beat
Since I swiped the kinder surprise egg clean
From that giant's miserable sky palace
You might like to call it a hijacking
Time is ticking,on this mic I'm riffing
Like a harp,even with my arms tied I'm spitting
Goodbye good riddance,took 5 of these beans...
and I got high but it's not I who's triping
Verse 4:
Honk,honk,hear the goose come
Stepping into the booth give 'em goosebumps
Leave 'em in the trash chute like Veruca
Don't mess with the feathered veteran
with the bread or you're gonna get chewed up
By the golden goose,bruh.Cash in the coop,ya make appearances
Everything I lay down's 24 carat it's all on by bill
See your net worth is less than this bird.
That's embarrassing.Gander at the gander
I'm the fowl minded Midas,so mind your manners.
That brand name I'm hyping,don't hide the glamour
So far from untitled,this game I slander
Bring in the flock,and that honking's your doom
With every drop,I bring stonks to the moon
A different league than some other ducking Scrooge
Original G,that's "mother ****ing" goose!
Verse 5:
Running through the woods I'm a bright red hood
Sensed no danger.Not when he grabbed me
Little me understood,not the likelihood,of this stranger eating up granny
Never trust a wolf making conversation
Canine more like bull,with an off fixation
Not one to get full,hunfgy inclination
I walked in and thought,illness must be raging
Cause what big arms,big ears,big eyes,big teeth
House seemed calm,but what lied in sheets
Was the wolf,in the place of his last big feast
At the time,couldn't see who was underneath
So i came just a little bit closer
Big mistake,no escape,from the poser
Got an eyeful of his blinding molars
Little riding hood,just red leftover
Verse 6:
Just the red leftover from this master of disguise
I ain't paying for this meal like my card has been declined
He's the lone wolf,got no partner in this crime
Antisocial,hear no bark but i'mma bite
Apex predator,beast in your gran's sheets
I'm too greedy I need seconds
I feast,will these peeps never learn?
Peek at the teeth,fleek to the feet
Got the claws pedicured
What big fangs?Just to kill you all the better,bruh
I'm the type of villain that's quite rare
The kind the parents read and give their little kids nightmares
A sneaky mother****er,don't fight fair
Whenever they least expect me,b***h,I'm right there!
Turn your crib into my lair
Nah,I never hunt in packs
I'm the alpha,coming with a cunning plan
When the teeth gleam at you,that's a muzzle flash
And I could cut you down to size like a lumberjack,b***h!
Verse 7:
（西）Hola!
Here comes the Puss in Boots,you losin',fools
I make a track sound good call me Fruity Loops
Yea I seduce with my looks and I look really cute
See I'm rolling with the fur but without the suit
（西）Ole！soy de los mejores y si tu no lo ves
（西）Es que estas mas ciego que ese trio de ratones
With the sword?Good.With the words?Flawless
So much,I can even make an ogre look smaller
Like damn bro
Spitting so sick like hairballs
（西）Gato por fuera,zorro por dentro
（西）Tengo un alma bandolera
（西）Mi encanto de banderas（英）keeps my red flags low
When you poor,gotta work,gotta hustle
That way I made my G be the king of the castle
Yeah,and the truth is,you know how the Puss is...
Didn't form a family,still got lot of p***ies
Verse 8:
Poster on the wall,you know it's me
The yolked GOAT of old folk poetry
I suppose if the question is who's the best tale
Then you best tell them not to stop on the egg shell
Cause any rapper who puts their verse before mine's
About to see there's more to me than just a nursery rhyme
I mean there's only so much pressure one man can handle
Before his brain gets..uh,let's say scrambled
Got the type of shit to light up your lyres quick
Old school every of rhyme of mine's inscribed in papyrus
If you don't vibe with it,take a dive off the highest bricks
Cause I'm giving no ****s,like the tip of a friar's d**k
See now crime is the life I live,ever since Puss abandoned me
Fostered the name and the fame with no family
So call the king's horses ang gather his men
Tell him Humpty is back an he's cracked once again
Verse 9:
(You know it's very rude to sit down at somebody's cypher uninvited..)
No matter!Here comes the hatter!
Never been so silly a milliner and habitual picnicker
I'm like crumpets and cricket but just a smidgeon more britisher
Young flibbertigibbet,we aren't given to visitors
So just sit in the middle as I am spilling my riddles
and sipping a little with a platter of some shrinking or embiggening nibbles
Oh!My sanity's a drink in a thimble!
You know you really do talk too much,MOVE ROUND!!
You're crazy if you don't think I rhyme the best
Cause I'm raving when I'm up at the writing dest
You say curiouser and curiouser,I'd say I'm mercurial
(That just means his ming's a mess!)(very rude...)
So call me Mr.tea!You can quit your jibber-jabberwocky
Miss,you're dreaming if you think that you could have a coffee
This table-setting is the place to be
It's a very merry un-birthday to me!
Verse 10:
Oh hello,don't worry,you're not in danger
I may be a stranger,but you're even stranger
In case you forget,here's a basic refresher
One,I'm a cat;two,I came here from Cheshire
It's a great pleasure to be making your acquaintance
Queer conversation is the quaintest entertainment
Come to Wonderland and you'll understand
That it's enlightening under thunderclouds
Enter with trepidation,a step at a time
I don't require trepanation to open up your mind
Let's take a look inside,that could be fun
Strange,you've gone oddly quiet? Cat got your tongue?
My teeth aren't jacked,I'm just dentally built
Where's the line between ingenious and mentally ill
When you get defensive then you tend to reveal
Your intentions,that's why I never pretend to be real
Skin getting thinner until
I'm hidden,invisible apart from the glowing grin on my grill
Still deliver riddlin' as if it's medicine for fidgeting
You don't want to hear the conspiracles I'm complicit in
The mystery is viscous the way it's thickening
Do you know who I am? Hint:It isn't Ronnie Pickering
Picking your mind like I'm sticking it in brine
Rewind,see how many hidden messages you find
(END!)