[00:03.967]Hey mom, there's something in the backroom
[00:08.027]Hope it's not the creatures from above
[00:11.884]You used to read me stories
[00:13.904]As if my dreams were boring
[00:15.840]We all know conspiracies are dumb
[00:27.554]What if people knew that these were real?
[00:31.305]I'll leave my closet door open all night
[00:35.403]I know the CIA would say
[00:37.055]What you hear is all hearsay
[00:39.540]Wish someone would tell me what was right
[00:43.306]Up all night long
[00:46.286]And there's something very wrong
[00:50.079]And I know it must be late
[00:54.374]Been gone since yesterday
[00:58.429]I'm not like you guys
[01:02.048]I'm not like you
[01:11.955]I'm still a skeptic, yes, you know me
[01:15.863]Been best friends and will be 'til we die
[01:19.799]I got an injection
[01:21.995]Of love from the erection
[01:23.582]My best friend thinks I'm just humping guys
[01:26.397]Alright
[01:27.704]Up all night long
[01:30.783]And there's something very wrong
[01:33.989]And I know it must be late
[01:39.055]Been gone since yesterday
[01:42.907]I'm not like you guys
[01:46.742]I'm not like you
[02:03.840]Dark and scary, ordinary
[02:08.052]Explanation, information
[02:11.920]Nice to know ya, paranoia
[02:16.109]Where's my mother? Bio-father?
[02:20.005]Up all night long
[02:22.494]And there's something very wrong
[02:26.639]And I know it must be late
[02:31.094]Been gone since yesterday
[02:34.990]I'm not like you guys
[02:39.003]Twelve majestic lies
[02:42.403]Mark: Tom has *** with guys
[02:56.246]Tom: Hey Mark. Who here thinks that I look very similar to Tom Cruise?
[03:05.033]Thank you, I think so too
[03:08.232]Mark: Yeah, like Tom Cruise in that movie Born on the Fourth of July? That one?
[03:11.382]Where he's handicapped and retarded and stupid and nobody likes him and he just ****s all over himself because he's a ******* asshole. Hey!
[03:17.883]Tom: That was mean
[03:19.227]Mark: That's right
[03:20.732]Tom: Never attack somebody that shits on himself
[03:23.405]You guys think it's weird to shit your pants when you're sleeping?
[03:28.205]Not that I do it, but I did it last night and I haven't taken a shower since and I'm wondering if that's what smells
[03:34.985]Hahaha. Oh, poopie, poopie-ca-ca hahah
[03:38.221]Mark: Hey, I wrote this next song, wanna hear it?
[03:41.293]Tom: You don't have a choice
[03:42.043]Mark: It goes like this

Hey mom, there's something in the backroom
Hope it's not the creatures from above
You used to read me stories
As if my dreams were boring
We all know conspiracies are dumb
What if people knew that these were real?
I'll leave my closet door open all night
I know the CIA would say
What you hear is all hearsay
Wish someone would tell me what was right
Up all night long
And there's something very wrong
And I know it must be late
Been gone since yesterday
I'm not like you guys
I'm not like you
I'm still a skeptic, yes, you know me
Been best friends and will be 'til we die
I got an injection
Of love from the erection
My best friend thinks I'm just humping guys
Alright
Up all night long
And there's something very wrong
And I know it must be late
Been gone since yesterday
I'm not like you guys
I'm not like you
Dark and scary, ordinary
Explanation, information
Nice to know ya, paranoia
Where's my mother? Bio-father?
Up all night long
And there's something very wrong
And I know it must be late
Been gone since yesterday
I'm not like you guys
Twelve majestic lies
Mark: Tom has *** with guys
Tom: Hey Mark. Who here thinks that I look very similar to Tom Cruise?
Thank you, I think so too
Mark: Yeah, like Tom Cruise in that movie Born on the Fourth of July? That one?
Where he's handicapped and retarded and stupid and nobody likes him and he just ****s all over himself because he's a ******* asshole. Hey!
Tom: That was mean
Mark: That's right
Tom: Never attack somebody that shits on himself
You guys think it's weird to shit your pants when you're sleeping?
Not that I do it, but I did it last night and I haven't taken a shower since and I'm wondering if that's what smells
Hahaha. Oh, poopie, poopie-ca-ca hahah
Mark: Hey, I wrote this next song, wanna hear it?
Tom: You don't have a choice
Mark: It goes like this