[00:24.39]I don't want to leave, Bernadette,
[00:27.26]But I don't want to live with the jet set.
[00:30.45]I don't want to leave with you payin' all my debts,
[00:33.58]With that alimony, palimony, whatever it is you get.
[00:37.21]Ooh, Bernadette, you are so expensive.
[00:44.45]You've never done a day's work in your life,
[00:46.96]You've got no incentive.
[00:50.89]You've made a career out of punting off all of the men you've slept with.
[00:57.08]Ooh, Bernadette, you are so expensive.
[01:04.20]I can't get a job, Bernadette,
[01:06.89]So all that I can offer are a lot of bad debts
[01:10.45]If you marry me, Bernadette,
[01:13.64]You'll lose the alimony, palimony, whatever it is you get.
[01:17.77]Ooh, Bernadette, you are so expensive.
[01:24.20]You've never done a day's work in your life,
[01:26.89]You've got no incentive.
[01:30.64]You've made a career out of punting off all of the men you've slept with.
[01:37.64]Ooh, Bernadette, you are so expensive.
[01:45.14]Ooh, Bernadette, Bernadette.
[01:49.39]Ooh, Bernadette, Bernadette.
[01:51.52]
[02:04.58]Bernadette's got a house in the country,
[02:06.89]She's really got it made.
[02:08.33]Her lawyers made her filthy rich,
[02:10.02]She's got all expenses paid.
[02:11.39]Maybe a famous rock star will fly you away,
[02:13.65]
[02:37.02]Then you'll eat him all up,
[02:38.14]And spit him out,
[02:38.89]With a dash of Perrier.
[02:39.89]And when you've had enough
[02:40.08]You'll throw him away,
[02:40.20]And take him for all you can get.
[02:40.82]Yeah, you like it don't you, Bernadette?
[02:41.52]I don't want to leave Bernadette,
[02:42.64]But I want to keep a little bit of self respect.
[02:44.07]I don't want to leave with you paying all my debts,
[02:45.20]With that alimony, palimony, whatever it is you get.
[02:45.45]Ooh, Bernadette, you are so expensive.
[02:45.70]
[02:49.48]You've never done a day's work in your life.
[02:52.23]You've got no incentive.
[02:56.54]Women like you oughta be locked up

I don't want to leave, Bernadette,
But I don't want to live with the jet set.
I don't want to leave with you payin' all my debts,
With that alimony, palimony, whatever it is you get.
Ooh, Bernadette, you are so expensive.
You've never done a day's work in your life,
You've got no incentive.
You've made a career out of punting off all of the men you've slept with.
Ooh, Bernadette, you are so expensive.
I can't get a job, Bernadette,
So all that I can offer are a lot of bad debts
If you marry me, Bernadette,
You'll lose the alimony, palimony, whatever it is you get.
Ooh, Bernadette, you are so expensive.
You've never done a day's work in your life,
You've got no incentive.
You've made a career out of punting off all of the men you've slept with.
Ooh, Bernadette, you are so expensive.
Ooh, Bernadette, Bernadette.
Ooh, Bernadette, Bernadette.
Bernadette's got a house in the country,
She's really got it made.
Her lawyers made her filthy rich,
She's got all expenses paid.
Maybe a famous rock star will fly you away,
Then you'll eat him all up,
And spit him out,
With a dash of Perrier.
And when you've had enough
You'll throw him away,
And take him for all you can get.
Yeah, you like it don't you, Bernadette?
I don't want to leave Bernadette,
But I want to keep a little bit of self respect.
I don't want to leave with you paying all my debts,
With that alimony, palimony, whatever it is you get.
Ooh, Bernadette, you are so expensive.
You've never done a day's work in your life.
You've got no incentive.
Women like you oughta be locked up