[00:00.00]Ahhh
[00:00.06]They say that when you
[00:36.00]First become a parent
[00:42.48]The purpose of your life
[00:44.91]Is so much greater
[00:49.14]Well today's the day
[00:51.93]That I become a parent
[00:54.09]To a robot baby simulator
[01:06.42]They use advanced technology
[01:10.35]You need to feed them
[01:11.70]And make sure
[01:12.48]That they're not dead
[01:14.46]It's like the new PSHE
[01:16.53]The year above got pregnant
[01:19.71]So we're doing this instead
[01:22.38]They're from Japan
[01:23.46]They're all brand new
[01:24.36]They cost a lot
[01:25.02]One thousand pounds
[01:26.52]I told my cousin
[01:27.75]And he wishes he was here
[01:29.43]My sister too
[01:30.81]I called my gran
[01:33.21]The whole thing sounds so crazy
[01:33.96]I made a cot
[01:34.26]They're letting us
[01:34.92]Be so much more responsible this year
[01:38.70]Baby baby baby
[01:40.74]I'm so ready for ya
[01:42.72]I can't wait to meet
[01:43.92]My little pregnancy deterrent
[01:46.68]Baby baby baby
[01:48.72]You know I'll adore ya
[01:50.79]I'm about to be
[01:51.63]A first time teen parent
[01:54.66]Baby baby baby
[01:56.88]According to my teacher
[02:00.06]All your features
[02:01.02]And accessories are so clever
[02:03.12]Baby baby baby
[02:04.53]I just can't wait to meet ya
[02:07.05]I'm about to have the best fake kid ever
[02:19.50]Year Eleven
[02:29.10]Here goes nothing
[02:30.60]It's kind of scary
[02:31.71]We're taking our GCSEs
[02:33.06]I'm ready to go
[02:35.07]I'm ready to get
[02:35.91]This year done
[02:36.81]And move on with my life
[02:37.41]Will they get me?
[02:37.98]I wanna be a part
[02:38.34]Of something more
[02:50.28]I don't know
[03:05.07]What I wanna be
[03:05.70]Where I wanna be
[03:06.09]Who I wanna be yet
[03:07.23]I think I'm gonna figure it out
[03:10.53]Why can't I just look normal?
[03:11.13]This is where my life begins
[03:11.73]Baby baby baby
[03:24.75]I'm so ready for ya
[03:26.76]I can't wait to meet
[03:27.93]My little pregnancy deterrent
[03:30.69]Baby baby baby
[03:32.73]You know I'll adore ya
[03:35.07]I'm about to be
[03:35.97]A first time teen parent
[03:39.21]Baby baby baby
[03:40.89]According to my teacher
[03:42.84]All your features
[03:43.29]And accessories are so clever
[03:49.23]Baby baby baby
[03:49.77]I just can't wait to meet ya
[03:50.76]I'm about to have
[03:51.96]The best fake kid ever

Ahhh
They say that when you
First become a parent
The purpose of your life
Is so much greater
Well today's the day
That I become a parent
To a robot baby simulator
They use advanced technology
You need to feed them
And make sure
That they're not dead
It's like the new PSHE
The year above got pregnant
So we're doing this instead
They're from Japan
They're all brand new
They cost a lot
One thousand pounds
I told my cousin
And he wishes he was here
My sister too
I called my gran
The whole thing sounds so crazy
I made a cot
They're letting us
Be so much more responsible this year
Baby baby baby
I'm so ready for ya
I can't wait to meet
My little pregnancy deterrent
Baby baby baby
You know I'll adore ya
I'm about to be
A first time teen parent
Baby baby baby
According to my teacher
All your features
And accessories are so clever
Baby baby baby
I just can't wait to meet ya
I'm about to have the best fake kid ever
Year Eleven
Here goes nothing
It's kind of scary
We're taking our GCSEs
I'm ready to go
I'm ready to get
This year done
And move on with my life
Will they get me?
I wanna be a part
Of something more
I don't know
What I wanna be
Where I wanna be
Who I wanna be yet
I think I'm gonna figure it out
Why can't I just look normal?
This is where my life begins
Baby baby baby
I'm so ready for ya
I can't wait to meet
My little pregnancy deterrent
Baby baby baby
You know I'll adore ya
I'm about to be
A first time teen parent
Baby baby baby
According to my teacher
All your features
And accessories are so clever
Baby baby baby
I just can't wait to meet ya
I'm about to have
The best fake kid ever