[00:00.00] A monk with a hard on in a lavender robe
[00:15.96]That scratches his thighs for the height that he strode
[00:20.91]As he follows a path filled with harried desire
[00:27.03]And mimics his footsteps and sets his prayers on fire
[00:37.95]Glad to have chosen that which left no choice
[00:43.68]To sing without loving in a solitary voice
[00:49.17]To observe with passion each careful denial
[00:54.57]The protrusions which give my life meaning for a while
[01:06.06]Sometimes I see you in embarrasing ways
[01:11.70]You're brushing your teeth with licorice seeds
[01:17.28]Standing too close, holding your clothes
[01:22.83]Smiling at God, the meaning of life grows
[01:34.59]No, no I'll never tell and I'll never know
[01:41.01]What candles you light after the show
[01:46.02]And I'll never tell and I'll never ask
[01:52.29]The meaning of life after mass

A monk with a hard on in a lavender robe
That scratches his thighs for the height that he strode
As he follows a path filled with harried desire
And mimics his footsteps and sets his prayers on fire
Glad to have chosen that which left no choice
To sing without loving in a solitary voice
To observe with passion each careful denial
The protrusions which give my life meaning for a while
Sometimes I see you in embarrasing ways
You're brushing your teeth with licorice seeds
Standing too close, holding your clothes
Smiling at God, the meaning of life grows
No, no I'll never tell and I'll never know
What candles you light after the show
And I'll never tell and I'll never ask
The meaning of life after mass