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[00:14.718]Have you ever watched the sun go down
[00:18.068]And you're thinking bout' the world spinning round
[00:21.420]Have you ever been high as ****
[00:28.222]You're in the bathroom mirror talking to yourself
[00:31.573]And your dog's looking at you like you need help
[00:35.026]Have you ever been high as ****
[00:41.977]And then you feel your heart pumping really fast
[00:45.227]And you're convinced that you're gonna have a heart attack
[00:48.777]Have you ever been high as ****
[00:55.630]You close your eyes and you're on a chicken farm
[00:58.831]The only problem's that the chickens have human arms
[01:02.082]You say 'that's ****ed up why do the chickens have human arms '
[01:09.283]You need snacks so you walk to the corner store
[01:12.534]But you're scared because you think that they will know you're high
[01:16.035]So you walk around the block to buy some time
[01:23.137]You finally decide to go into the store
[01:26.237]But you're so high you don't know why you're there anymore
[01:29.687]So you just buy a pack of gum and get the hell out of there
[01:36.139]You're walking home and you're mouth is dry
[01:42.541]You should have bought some juice and snacks
[01:45.342]But you were too high
[01:50.093]Thinking 'bout ketchup chips
[01:56.493]And for some reason the game battleship
[02:01.393]And you start thinking about how fun it was to play games
[02:03.993]Like battleship when you were a kid
[02:06.343]And how as we get older we forget how to play and just to enjoy ourselves
[02:10.794]So you say "Guess What I'm gonna make up a game right now
[02:14.194]And it involves a baseball bat and a porcupine
[02:16.794]And I'm gonna try to kill a porcupine with a baseball bat
[02:19.744]But then you don't know where to find a porcupine so
[02:22.196]You do a search on e-bay but people don't sell porcupines on the internet
[02:26.748]And you say "You know what，world? you've got me cornered again
[02:30.249]I'm gonna roll another joint"
[02:35.150]You ever eat a whole bag of crackers that were so old
[02:39.351]That they weren't crispy anymore
[02:42.001]Have you ever been high... as ****

Have you ever watched the sun go down
And you're thinking bout' the world spinning round
Have you ever been high as ****
You're in the bathroom mirror talking to yourself
And your dog's looking at you like you need help
Have you ever been high as ****
And then you feel your heart pumping really fast
And you're convinced that you're gonna have a heart attack
Have you ever been high as ****
You close your eyes and you're on a chicken farm
The only problem's that the chickens have human arms
You say 'that's ****ed up why do the chickens have human arms '
You need snacks so you walk to the corner store
But you're scared because you think that they will know you're high
So you walk around the block to buy some time
You finally decide to go into the store
But you're so high you don't know why you're there anymore
So you just buy a pack of gum and get the hell out of there
You're walking home and you're mouth is dry
You should have bought some juice and snacks
But you were too high
Thinking 'bout ketchup chips
And for some reason the game battleship
And you start thinking about how fun it was to play games
Like battleship when you were a kid
And how as we get older we forget how to play and just to enjoy ourselves
So you say "Guess What I'm gonna make up a game right now
And it involves a baseball bat and a porcupine
And I'm gonna try to kill a porcupine with a baseball bat
But then you don't know where to find a porcupine so
You do a search on e-bay but people don't sell porcupines on the internet
And you say "You know what，world? you've got me cornered again
I'm gonna roll another joint"
You ever eat a whole bag of crackers that were so old
That they weren't crispy anymore
Have you ever been high... as ****